That’s it...it’s time to play G.O.T.O.S.

[John_B]

Courting women with loose morals, bedazzled muffin top jeans, and little offroading/digging sense.

POTY

[MakersTeleMark]

POTY

It's the first week of January. Chill.

[riser4]

Courting women with loose morals, bedazzled muffin top jeans, and little offroading/digging sense.

What if I just want the first two but insist on offroading/digging sense?

[Conundrum]

Buy some white Oakleys, drink Monster, and get a normal shovel from a feed supply store?

[mcphee]

Buy some white Oakleys, drink Monster, and get a normal shovel from a feed supply store?

Dont fergit yer flatbrim!

Seriously, those comically serrated shovels have only been bought by folks who’ve never used or will never use a tool in their lifetime.


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[Cruiser]

They're not for digging they're for dispatching zombies as a last resort when you run out of ammo

[Dantheman]

They're not for digging they're for dispatching zombies as a last resort when you run out of ammo

Completely inferior to a proper pitchfork for that task. The short tines will just piss them off more, like shooting a grizzly with a .22, and since it's a short-handle you're letting them get way too close already. Ever heard of a violent mob marching with torches and short-handle tined shovels? You're damn right you haven't.

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

Holy shit, you couldn't pay me $72,000 to get through the copy.

https://www.facebook.com/groups/4679...32807633591485

[JimmyCarter]

Buy some white Oakleys, drink Monster, and get a normal shovel from a feed supply store?

Holy shit, you couldn't pay me $72,000 to get through the copy.

https://www.facebook.com/groups/4679...32807633591485

Well now I’m just plain confused:
“If you own a bieber album, white oakleys,
affliction t-shirts, or those candy-assed stitched-pocket jeans: THIS VEHICLE
IS NOT FOR YOU, BUY A SUBARU”

[riser4]

Holy shit, you couldn't pay me $72,000 to get through the copy.

https://www.facebook.com/groups/4679...32807633591485

WITAF?!?!?!? Guy probably sucks his own dick. NTTAWWT.

[bonewrenched]

Holy shit, you couldn't pay me $72,000 to get through the copy.

https://www.facebook.com/groups/4679...32807633591485

I hate that guy. So much.

[muted reborn]

Dont fergit yer flatbrim!

Seriously, those comically serrated shovels have only been bought by folks who’ve never used or will never use a tool in their lifetime.


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My friend had one and it got stolen in the Sunset district in SF. When he asked for a replacement they gave him another for 50% off because he had a lotta IG followers. Kinda weird overall. I don't think he ever used it except to bury his shit.

[ötzi]

Saw a good one the other day, a lifted Tacoma with 35s and tons of goodies on it, tons of offroading stickers everywhere, and Rhode Island tags.

I thought it was pretty funny and went to take a pic but there was a fat lady in it eating pizza and she rolled down the window and stared at me as I was standing there with my phone. Shoulda clicked the pic but caved and left.

[ötzi]

The shovel talk is funny, we settled this years ago The Chinese Army Multifunctional Military Shovel is what you need. It's all you'll ever need.

[The Reverend Floater]

Shovel is not GOTOS approved. It’s missing the original paint and it’s got no teef!

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I actually have one of those. Didn't pay $150, though. And I've beaten the shit out of it around the property, at the cabin and on the plow truck as well, with no problems. Angry Beaver is for champions?

Carry on.

[Conundrum]

Well now I’m just plain confused:
“If you own a bieber album, white oakleys,
affliction t-shirts, or those candy-assed stitched-pocket jeans: THIS VEHICLE
IS NOT FOR YOU, BUY A SUBARU”

The guy is selling a Jeep for $72k most likely for a loss after figuring out that driving around in something modeled after a Steven Spielberg movie prop isn't as cool as he thought it would be when he drew it up on a paper towel with his 64 pack of Crayolas.

You probably should take him at his word.

[Conundrum]

Not red so maybe won't look good breaking down from UV radiation on a rack.

https://gemplers.com/products/struct...awtooth-shovel

[Conundrum]

And I just wasted my 10,000th post talking about shovels.

[thefortrees]

I especially love that the ketchup containers are blocking the ski rack. #itsallforlooks

Obviously if skis are in the rack, ketchup containers are deployed on the ground for tailgating

[climberevan]

Not pictured is a non-serrated shovel on the roof rack. No snark for this one, though: it's legitimately cool.

[MakersTeleMark]

I was standing outside of a brewery today and thought of this thread.

I was damn sure I would find many points.

And I didn't. Not a single point.

I think something is fucked up with this weekend.

Can't put my finger on it. Hmmmmm.

[Ted Striker]

Not pictured is a non-serrated shovel on the roof rack. No snark for this one, though: it's legitimately cool.

Ketchup and mouthwash.

One of my best friends had two Toyota minivans like that. A FWD for the daily drive to the jobsite (carpenter) and a 4wd for adventures. I would be lying if I said I wasn't a little envious.

[riser4]

Not pictured is a non-serrated shovel on the roof rack. No snark for this one, though: it's legitimately cool.

That's pretty damn cool. Jealous that it's not rusted out like it would be here in VT

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

Those Toyo van are awesome. If I ever run into a 4x4 for sale in good condition with plaid seats I won't be able to control my actions.

[riser4]

Those Toyo van are awesome. If I ever run into a 4x4 for sale in good condition with plaid seats I won't be able to control my actions.

Word.