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  1. 12-06-2021, 12:41 PM #2101
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    Quote Originally Posted by cat in january View Post
    My wife would kill me if I ever threw a picture of her up, but hoping some EC mag could oblige, its getting grim around here.
    You want an EC mag to throw up a picture of your wife?

    I don't have anything recent...
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    Quote Originally Posted by From_the_NEK View Post
    You want an EC mag to throw up a picture of your wife?

    I don't have anything recent...
    Ha
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    Quote Originally Posted by el hefe View Post
    Went skiing. Was horrible. Please improve.
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    we have snow in banff, just saying....

    come visit. or at least see if the ladies want to come visit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JayPowHound View Post
    How would she know?

    Just sayin...
    So you’re just assuming she’s not JONG SLAUGHTER?


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    Quote Originally Posted by mntlion View Post
    we have snow in banff, just saying....

    come visit. or at least see if the ladies want to come visit.
    Ha, it started snowing! Banff and golden looking great.
    www.skevikskis.com Check em out!
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    Quote Originally Posted by el hefe View Post
    Ha, it started snowing! Banff and golden looking great.
    good to hear you are getting some


    but if you do want to come visit, let us know

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    Hey; if Hefe can't get it to snow, we're royally hosed.
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    Slopes open in WV but not CO... some of Ya’ll are slacking.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperChief View Post
    Slopes open in WV but not CO... some of Ya’ll are slacking.
    apparently Ullr likes pics of women with fake boobs and no teeth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by el hefe View Post
    Went skiing. Was horrible. Please improve.
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    I would like the story on this party! Well done El Hefe, well done.
    He who has the most fun wins!
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    This has to be a maggot

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    Kill all the telemarkers
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    Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
    Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason
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    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    This has to be a maggot
    The one on top?
    Your dog just ate an avocado!
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    “The safe word is Ullr”
    “Wait, how the fuck do you pronounce that????”
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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyCarter View Post
    “The safe word is Ullr”
    “Wait, how the fuck do you pronounce that????”
    However the fuck you can with a ball in your mouth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by liv2ski View Post
    However the fuck you can with a ball in your mouth.
    The voice of experience!
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    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    The voice of experience!
    POTM!


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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    The voice of experience!
    That’s funny, come on Colorado storm


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    Should be able to milk a storm or 3 from that

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    Quote Originally Posted by skiballs View Post
    That’s funny, come on Colorado storm


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    A man can certainly make some nice track down that couloir.
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