2021 FORD BRONCO REVEAL

[PNWbrit]

Don't miss the lawn clippings thread.

No one asked for pictures of his Mom OR his Sister.

WTF?

[stealurface831]

sorry my dad is making the down payment and helping me with monthly payments on a car. i hope our middle class lifestyle doesn't offend you.

[ill-advised strategy]

My wife was asleep so I stole the keys to her Bronco Sport.
I used the little shifter and tried to put it in GOAT mode, but instead of, like, off-roading or whatever, it just drove itself to California and talked shit on tgr all day.
I called the ford service dept and they said oh yeah, that wasn’t GOAT mode, you had it in “old goat” mode. Whoops, my bad.

[JimmyCarter]

No one asked for pictures of his Mom OR his Sister.

WTF?

He’s protected class around here, as Harry and others are using him to try to score college tail.

[MakersTeleMark]

He’s protected class around here, as Harry and others are using him to try to score college tail.

He couldn't even fuck a red head and just let her walk away. Not a good role model.

[stealurface831]

He couldn't even fuck a red head and just let her walk away. Not a good role model.

see, i contend that i could have easily fucked her but chose not to because she wasn't as good looking as i originally thought.

[JimmyCarter]

see, i contend that i could have easily fucked her but chose not to because she wasn't as good looking as i originally thought.

what the fuck does that have to do with it??

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[stealurface831]

what the fuck does that have to do with it??

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some of us like to fuck things that look good.

[MakersTeleMark]

see, i contend that i could have easily fucked her but chose not to because she wasn't as good looking as i originally thought.

My god son. I thought you were sober?

[stealurface831]

My god son. I thought you were sober?

it was hard to get a sense of what i was working with in the full liftie uniform and a strictly enforced mask protocol on the mountain.

[JimmyCarter]

some of us like to fuck things that look good.

Good luck holding yourself to that in college. In Montana.

[stealurface831]

Good luck holding yourself to that in college. In Montana.

standard geographical curves obviously apply.

[MakersTeleMark]

standard geographical curves obviously apply.

Don't you live in the South? Explain that.

[stealurface831]

but when i was out there on my visit, i did see some solid talent around campus.

[stealurface831]

Don't you live in the South? Explain that.

have you never been?

[PNWbrit]

see, i contend that i could have easily fucked her but chose not to

Your virginity is showing.

[MakersTeleMark]

have you never been?

A couple years ago I threw a dart and spent 10 days in Charleston. The goods were odd, but the odds were good.

[stealurface831]

So y’all are telling me that you’ve never been like “yeah, imma fuck her” but then later retracted your intentions?


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[stealurface831]

A couple years ago I threw a dart and spent 10 days in Charleston. The goods were odd, but the odds were good.

Charleston a weird place.


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[MakersTeleMark]

So y’all are telling me that you’ve never been like “yeah, imma fuck her” but then later retracted your intentions?


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Maybe afterwards a couple of times.

[BC.]

So y’all are telling me that you’ve never been like “yeah, imma fuck her” but then later retracted your intentions?


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At your age....never....lol...(Especially when alcohol is involved).

[JimmyCarter]

So y’all are telling me that you’ve never been like “yeah, imma fuck her” but then later retracted your intentions?


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[AK47bp]

some of us like to fuck things that look good.

Well there’s your problem


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[stealurface831]

Maybe I need to reevaluate


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[AK47bp]

sorry my dad is making the down payment and helping me with monthly payments on a car. i hope our middle class lifestyle doesn't offend you.

Do you have a barn with horses or something?

Equestrian lifestyle isn’t exactly middle class.

Although my sister in law is a broke-ass Texan with 3 horses, come to think of it the horses are probably the reason she’s broke as shit.


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