The worst car

[El Chupacabra]

Is that a car or a shoe?

Sorry guys, I know I'm being picky here. She has a bit of a high bar.

But... she married you.

:-p


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[Aldo]

Well there you have it. Case closed!


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[hawkgt]

That’s fantastic!
What color is it???


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light grey, light grey top, light tan interior. drove ok i guess for an egg, got alot of looks which surprised me. better than decent enough but uninspiring. shit for golf bag space or beach junk but thats what the beater 2wd long bed s10 is for. makes my mom happy so all good for me.

what surprises me is she drives fl - ks - co loop every year in winter. last few whips were used CTS4's which she liked, can get those good price in fair mileage. she puts 200k on a car and hits the lot like busting through a casino door

[EWG]

But... she married you.

:-p


(softball setup, couldn't resist...)

No no that’s fair. Good point. I’m going to ask her about the different standards. Will report back.

[BmillsSkier]

So we’re settled on the convertible Murano then, yeah?

[Core Shot]

So we’re settled on the convertible Murano then, yeah?

Nope. It’s out of production
And apparently in high demand.

I’m liquidating my Bitcoin and gold to buy as many Mirano “cross cabriolet” as possible!

Plus the arbitrage play from other states to Florida

[BmillsSkier]

Well, they're ugly, they drive for crap, they break constantly and, in a completely unexpected bit of poor engineering, there is not a single horizontal surface off of which to snort coke.

So no. Won't work.

I feel like most Italian cars were built with the ethos of, “that’s good enough. As long as it looks pretty sitting there”.

Definitely couldn’t party with the Dodge designers.

Nope. It’s out of production
And apparently in high demand.

I’m liquidating my Bitcoin and gold to buy as many Mirano “cross cabriolet” as possible!

Plus the arbitrage play from other states to Florida

The rare automotive reverse sun belt arbitrage.

[Aldo]

light grey, light grey top, light tan interior. ......beater 2wd long bed s10 -......she puts 200k on a car and hits the lot like busting through a casino door

So styling !
Double grey taupe! It’s no wonder the old guys are scrambling around mom - she’s a pure player! Living the dream.

[ötzi]

She secretly desires a Nissan Murano Cross Cabriolet. Get her one. It'll be a surprise!

https://www.nissanusa.com/vehicles/d...cabriolet.html

That thing looks like a rabbit. Not a VW rabbit, a bunny.

[Art Shirk]

That thing looks like a rabbit. Not a VW rabbit, a bunny.

[Nissan Design Team Meeting]

“Ok, I think I’ve got the next big thing.”

“Out with it, Johnson.”

“Ok, so Craig, remember when you were talking about your mom the other day and how she smells like a reused hobo tampon?”

“Yeah of course, but what are you getting at?”

“Well, you told me that you bought her one of those geriatric bathtubs with a door that you could walk into and sit down, right?”

“I did, yeah.”

“Well, picture that but with wheels and a windshield.”

“God dammit you brilliant son of a bitch, Johnson.”


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[gravitylover]

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One last suggestion?

I took 10k off the back tires on one of these in less than a block. Valet parking was a super fun job to have in college.

[Aldo]

Right! This one is just totally right up your alley, you’ve a penchant for weird little cars I forgot!


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[Timberridge]

That thing looks like a rabbit. Not a VW rabbit, a bunny.

Honestly I never knew that car existed.

Here's one rolling on double deuces.

[BmillsSkier]

I’ve seen a neon pink one on double deuces around ATL; the driver looks about what you’d expect, one hot mess.

I love the walk-in bathtub on wheels description by the way.

[MontuckyFried]

Historically, a "Bubble" has been a jacked up 90s Chevy Caprice on giant ass rims. Personally, I think the Murano should take over that title. Haha. Geez what a weird vehicle. Gotta give Nissan a little bit of credit for at least trying something outrageously different, though.

[Art Shirk]

I love the walk-in bathtub on wheels description by the way.

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[BmillsSkier]

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I feel like this checks out.

Hawk?

[bennymac]

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Two posts in a row you’ve made me snort and laugh

[MontuckyFried]

Even the demographic is spot on! LMAO!

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[BmillsSkier]

If any of you think you’re driving the worst car, just remember, what ever it is, it’s not as bad as this hot pink Lambo SUV wrecked in the middle of ATL by a stolen Camry.

[stealurface831]

oof

[Skistack]

If any of you think you’re driving the worst car, just remember, what ever it is, it’s not as bad as this hot pink Lambo SUV wrecked in the middle of ATL by a stolen Camry.

Is there a Mary Kay Cosmetics stick on the rear window?


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[babybear]

I must've skimmed by that one, because those would be fighting words to me.

I think that was me. and while I can now appreciate a good ol shitbox, it seemed like as I was at the age to try to purchase my first car....every car available in my meager price range was an old tercel wagon.
Of course my dad was totally into that but I decided I would rather walk/ ride my bike

[jono]

Is there a Mary Kay Cosmetics stick on the rear window?


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How much worse is this if it doesn't?

[Core Shot]

I Dunno.

A smoking hot milf in a pink Lamborghini doesn’t need to sell cosmetics