Shit that annoys you

[amyacker]

When people leave cupboards and drawers open. Close them. For the love of God.

[Jong Lafitte]

When people leave cupboards and drawers open. Close them. For the love of God.

How you expect to put the dishes in there if they closed?


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[Flyoverland Captive]

And god almighty this fucking iPhone spell check and how in the actual fuck do you put the cursor where it’s supposed to go? I mean duck! Duck. Yup that’s obviously what I meant there.

1. Create a contact named Fuck Fucker. Your phone will recognize “fuck” in a text as a legitimate word.

2. Touch and hold the space bar, and you can drag the cursor wherever you want it to be, with precision.

Cheers!

[dannynoonan]

When people leave cupboards and drawers open. Close them. For the love of God.

Amy, come on. You know the rules here.

[Jong Lafitte]

1. Create a contact named Fuck Fucker. Your phone will recognize “fuck” in a text as a legitimate word.

2. Touch and hold the space bar, and you can drag the cursor wherever you want it to be, with precision.

Cheers!

AHHHH HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Dude this is game changing shit for a Luddite like me. For real. Thanks!!


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[Flyoverland Captive]

Glad to help, Fucker! ;-)

[Jong Lafitte]

You ever in my neck of the front range come on by and have some of whatever we have cooking, fucker.


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[Mustonen]

1. Create a contact named Fuck Fucker. Your phone will recognize “fuck” in a text as a legitimate word.

2. Touch and hold the space bar, and you can drag the cursor wherever you want it to be, with precision.

Cheers!

Don’t forget his compatriot, Fucked Fucking.

[Timberridge]

I sprained my right wrist either masturbating, or when I was drilling a hole in some wet beams with my high torque drill yesterday. The weird part is it really only hurts when I try to wipe my ass. So I've been using my left hand to wipe like the Arabs do. Its been a bit of a learning experience, and I don't think I'm getting as clean as I normally would.

[BmillsSkier]

Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me.

APPROVED!

Bob...you were there

Thanks boys, that was a good laugh.

I sprained my right wrist either masturbating, or when I was drilling a hole in some wet beams with my high torque drill yesterday. The weird part is it really only hurts when I try to wipe my ass. So I've been using my left hand to wipe like the Arabs do. Its been a bit of a learning experience, and I don't think I'm getting as clean as I normally would.

Gimp central or travel thread?

[Timberridge]

We have lots of overlapping threads here.

This is beginning to annoy me.

[BmillsSkier]

We have lots of overlapping threads here.

This is beginning to annoy me.

To me that's part of the charm. I can drop into just about any thread in here and know for a fact that somehow, somewhere, the Upstate will be discussed.

[Flounder]

We have lots of overlapping threads here.

This is beginning to annoy me.

I think there’s a good discussion on bidets somewhere, remodel or Covid threads maybe. Might help with your current situation.

This morning I’m annoyed by an excel spread sheet with 351 lines of complete data but someone has populated one column so there are 1,048,484 rows with data in them.

[Timberridge]

On the bright side, just be grateful you're not using a tablet as your primary computer with that mess.

[jmedslc]

AHHHH HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Dude this is game changing shit for a Luddite like me. For real. Thanks!!


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Seriously me too. How could I not know these pro tips already? Only been using ilittlephoney for how long now?

[MakersTeleMark]

Pre-hung fire rated entry door for multi family unit @ $1,000 removal of broken door and jamb, installation of new door plus stain to match existing trim etc.. another $1,000

I don't doubt the cost one bit, it's that they would be bore by the FD that I find unbelievable.

[MiddleOfNight]

when rural postal carrier nukes the letter as far back in the mailbox as possible. I debate doing the same with outgoing, just so that jabba has to get out of his car to fetch it.

[old goat]

when rural postal carrier nukes the letter as far back in the mailbox as possible. I debate doing the same with outgoing, just so that jabba has to get out of his car to fetch it.

I guarantee you the letter will still be there the next day.

[krp8128]

when rural postal carrier nukes the letter as far back in the mailbox as possible. I debate doing the same with outgoing, just so that jabba has to get out of his car to fetch it.

When they bash in the top edges of a package so it fits the arched top of the mailbox and then jam it in. How the fuck am I supposed to get that out? Can't even get my fingers around it, had to to empty the box and then fold it in on itself last time.....

[jono]

I guarantee you the letter will still be there the next day.

It sounds like you're saying I don't need a stamp for this tactic.

[MiddleOfNight]

When they bash in the top edges of a package so it fits the arched top of the mailbox and then jam it in. How the fuck am I supposed to get that out? Can't even get my fingers around it, had to to empty the box and then fold it in on itself last time.....

Right?! My guy also drops em in the snow. Get plowed over and I find a week later soaked through.
As a related annoyance, is when the plow "pushes back the bankin's" and smokes my mailbox 20' off the post out into the field.

I guarantee you the letter will still be there the next day.

One day I found his little scanner thingy lying down the road. I put it in my mailbox and put the flag up -- that would have been the time to nuke it all the way back. I didn't, hoping it would curry favor. It did not.

[Woodsy]

Y'all gotta get friendly with your mailpersons. few bucks at the holidays and some pleasantries go a long way...

[krp8128]

Y'all gotta get friendly with your mailpersons. few bucks at the holidays and some pleasantries go a long way...

My normal guy is good, brings a cookie for the dog (who now will get IN the truck if I'm not paying attention) and puts packages up on the deck or in the garage.

It's the fill ins that smash into the box, throw in snowbank or don't delivery due to "no access to customer location" or "severe weather or natural disaster" on a 50 degree sunny day

[MiddleOfNight]

My normal guy is good, brings a cookie for the dog (who now will get IN the truck if I'm not paying attention) and puts packages up on the deck or in the garage.

It's the fill ins that smash into the box, throw in snowbank or don't delivery due to "no access to customer location" or "severe weather or natural disaster" on a 50 degree sunny day

UPS/FedEx are great this way. But USPS mailbox is a half mile away, on a different road. No such thing as home delivery.
Jabba just bumps around in that right-seater jalopy with his earbuds in, accruing bad karma one mailbox at a time.

[old goat]

I'm annoyed by those things you're supposed to hang bananas from. What are you supposed to do when you're down to one banana?