I love my wife and all, but Jesus Hercules Christ...

[PNWbrit]

There's this other thing in your kitchen that does the same thing. It's called an oven, and it has a broiler.

To keep your toaster oven off the counter you could just store it in the oven?

Probably be room to keep an instapot in there if it's a big oven.

My new rule is going to be no Amazon delivery allowed until an Amazon delivery box is filled with stuff going to recycle/charity/landfill.

I'm still trying to summon up the courage to announce it though.

[old goat]

Not a wife story but--woman next door piles bags of Doberman shit, neatly tied, under the bear box. Come garbage day they're gone so she must put them in the bear box in the trash can, but why wait. It doesn't bother me, I just don't understand the thinking. OTOH, if she sees a pile of dog shit on our little street she'll put a little "pick up your dog poop" sign and a little bag next to it. It doesn't work but I like the thinking.

[PB]

Ahhhhhh - snow I understand your doberman anti-love!

[old goat]

I got nothing against her Doby. It's still a big puppy. When my little cockapoo comes out for a walk the Doby starts crying because he wants to play. And if she yaps at him he cowers. I wouldn't try to break into their house though.

[PB]

'Struth; cowardly and skittish. Although we've had 7, I never recommend them to people looking for a new fur child.

[AK47bp]

To all the female ladies out there, lurkin.

This is how you load a dishwasher.




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[BeanDip4All]

To all the female ladies out there, lurkin.

I wouldn't know, I've been banned from going near the dishwasher since before we lived in NYC. Fucking engineer mathematicians.

[glademaster]

That thing is packed to the gills! Do you load it incrementally over the course of a few days before you run it, or do you have a kitchen sink the size of a bathtub that all of that stuff piles up in?

[Danno]

I wouldn't know, I've been banned from going near the dishwasher since before we lived in NYC. Fucking engineer mathematicians.

Holy blast from the past, Batman!

[dtown]

That thing is packed to the gills! Do you load it incrementally over the course of a few days before you run it, or do you have a kitchen sink the size of a bathtub that all of that stuff piles up in?

Our DW looks the same, everyday...do you not have kids? Load as the day goes otherwise shit piles up.


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[hawkgt]

AK..... I agree, there is a method to the madness of the dishwasher. My OCD has got me re-loading the dam thing daily but family benefits from my madness.

Now, the fucking zillion coffee cups of all sizes and shapes that are jammed into the cabinet..... grrrrrrr

[muted]

To all the female ladies out there, lurkin.

This is how you load a dishwasher.



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Why is a wooden spoon in a dishwasher?

[liv2ski]

AK..... I agree, there is a method to the madness of the dishwasher. My OCD has got me re-loading the dam thing daily but family benefits from my madness.

Now, the fucking zillion coffee cups of all sizes and shapes that are jammed into the cabinet..... grrrrrrr

Right? why do so many random dishes show up when we have 2 nice sets? I hate all the 2 of this and that.

[Danno]

That thing is packed to the gills! Do you load it incrementally over the course of a few days before you run it, or do you have a kitchen sink the size of a bathtub that all of that stuff piles up in?

You realize that your solitary existence doesn't mimic the home lives of most of the people posting in this thread, right? A thread that presupposes cohabitation and likely also includes offspring? With just 3 people, my DW gets loaded and run at least once a day.

[tgapp]

With just 3 people, my DW gets loaded and run at least once a day.

In this context does DW mean dear wife or dishwasher? nice of you to let her get loaded and run so often


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[nickwm21]

To all the female ladies out there, lurkin.

This is how you load a dishwasher.




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We need a photo of the utensil tray to see if you organize like with like as you load or you just randomly toss them in the cubbies like an animal.


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[JayPowHound]

Never microwave,use the toaster over all the time. Why heat up the big oven when the little one does the same job faster??

[Danno]

In this context does DW mean dear wife or dishwasher? nice of you to let her get loaded and run so often

If I ever use DW to mean dear wife, please put me out of my misery, shoot me on the spot.

[AK47bp]

Why is a wooden spoon in a dishwasher?

Because I don’t give a shit. You ever try to scrub wood? Chances are my wife will catch them on fire cooking before the dishwasher kills them.

Good Knives, pots and pans are the only things I don’t put in there.


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[The AD]

That thing is packed to the gills! Do you load it incrementally over the course of a few days before you run it, or do you have a kitchen sink the size of a bathtub that all of that stuff piles up in?

That reminds me of one that I'm sure has already been said here, but my wife loves to pile dirty dishes in the sink despite the fact that the dishwasher is literally a foot away from the sink. I don't understand why you wouldn't just eliminate the middle man and put the dirty dishes directly into the DW. I guess opening the door and pulling out the rack is too much effort.

[powdrhound]

That reminds me of one that I'm sure has already been said here, but my wife loves to pile dirty dishes in the sink despite the fact that the dishwasher is literally a foot away from the sink. I don't understand why you wouldn't just eliminate the middle man and put the dirty dishes directly into the DW. I guess opening the door and pulling out the rack is too much effort.

Because they first need to be rinsed clean.

[Supermoon]

Batching tasks is almost always more efficient

[m2711c]

they gotta “soak” apparently....

[Falcon3]

You ever try to scrub wood? ]

Only every day, because I don’t have a wife!

[old goat]

Why is a wooden spoon in a dishwasher?

What's the problem? You realize sequoias are out in the rain for thousands of years without any problem. (I do hand wash wooden spoons and other long handled utensils because if I put them in the dishwasher the handle falls down through the rack and blocks the spray arm.)