Your boyfriend scooched slowly across the top of a start zone. (Above a highway... and infrastructure)
Putting little or no force into the snow.
Certainly less force than his first real turn would have if he hadn't completely hit the sweet spot.
They did a pretty good job of assessing their colossal fuck up after they had it though. So that's awesome.
The water bottle clipped to his pack is girl scout outing shit.
Glad they didn't kill anyone or themselves.
that was not a ski cut
I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
The dude fucking said he ski cut it. You can see him squatting to push the snow. Check your eyes ya cunts.
Dude isn't a pro ski patrol wanker so he isn't classically trained to get your kid's hot chocolate and finger bang your wives when you aren't around.
he knows what he’s talking about
he does not know what he’s doing
I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
my boy RIPS!!
Can we please adopt "scooch cut" into the snow safety lexicon?
simple
I’ve spent more of my life skiing in the backcountry than patrolling - most of that time solo
sorry but that shit doesn’t look good
peace
I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
Peace. I don't speak for them but I'll fuck with haters. They are being put through the ringer and could use a few positive vibes.
I get it.
I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
I would be interested in someone showing us a video of proper snowboard slope cut on wind hammered shallow continental snow pack at nearly 13,000 feet. Hook us up
I think you have just proven the DA’s case.
I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
I'll let the guru Bruce J drop the knowledge.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ma4m0l6oGOQ
4 serious, just stop. We all saw what went down.
It's the ramifications that matter.
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