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Thread: A plea to Ullr (NSFW)

  1. 04-18-2020, 04:30 PM #1951
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    Kill all the telemarkers
    But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
    Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
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    Summer ULLR is pissed at all of you for slacking.

    Flashback Friday goodness for the gods:

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    You should have been here yesterday!
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    Summer ULLR is pissed. Weather has been shit so far. Not enough of these days!
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    Recent entries helped with finally getting some rain here on the E.C....much thanks.
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    Snow in the forescast for the Wasatch...

    Chatting with a ladyfriend down in Florida trying to convince her a trip to UT this winter to do some skiing with me would be a good idea. I explained about Ullr and his appreciation of the female form and sent her a link to this thread. She hopes he smites us all with his mighty snows and sent these to me as her support of our cause! She is a fucken rocketship I promise to outfit her in the tighest ski pants I can find...

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    Praise be

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    Nice. She might be ex-wife material.





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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    Nice. She might be ex-wife material.





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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    Nice. She might be ex-wife material.





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    I almost mareied here in 95. Preponed our divorce a long time ago.
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    Fucking Christ, ULLR. WTF?

    Please get your shit together.
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    You should have been here yesterday!
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    Worked up here!!! Snowing hard all day
    Thank you.
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  18. 12-21-2020, 10:30 PM #1968
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  19. 12-21-2020, 11:31 PM #1969
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    Need more here, forecast is 6C on the 24th and an inch of rain.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PowTron View Post
    Fucking Christ, ULLR. WTF?

    Please get your shit together.
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    is that sticky Vicki from Amsterdam?

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    i dont kare i carnt spell or youse punktuation properlee, im on a skiing forum
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rossymcg View Post
    is that sticky Vicki from Amsterdam?

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    Unless my wife moonlights as Sticky Vicki...then no.
    You should have been here yesterday!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PowTron View Post
    Unless my wife moonlights as Sticky Vicki...then no.
    same shade red light. easy mistake

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  23. 12-24-2020, 10:41 AM #1973
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    Quote Originally Posted by tgapp View Post
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    i thought about using a throwaway for a minute

    but in the words of mrs tgapp "why be embarrassed by my beautiful tits?"

    please ullr, accept this humble offering
    I agree with your wife. Nice!
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