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  1. 06-06-2020, 05:24 AM #1701
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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    It’s about pretending to have an opinion.
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    ^^^^^This^^^^^just wish I would have learned it much much earlier in my marriage
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    Quote Originally Posted by abraham View Post
    You mean the fireball mats?
    'nother spit take.
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    If I lived in WA, Oft would be my realtor. Seriously.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    I don’t even know what we’re talking about at this point.
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    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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  4. 06-06-2020, 10:52 AM #1704
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    Titties
    Titties and beer.
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  5. 06-06-2020, 11:54 AM #1705
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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    Titties and beer.
    On an outdoor rug?
    It's a war of the mind and we're armed to the teeth.
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  6. 06-06-2020, 12:35 PM #1706
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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    Titties and beer.
    Until the devil farts covid and Chrissy goes right over the cliff
    Kill all the telemarkers
    But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
    Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
    Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason
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    relevant lesson

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  8. 06-06-2020, 07:53 PM #1708
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    awesome, and Claire is so fing hot!
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  9. 06-06-2020, 09:02 PM #1709
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    I prefer Gloria.


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  10. 06-07-2020, 12:30 PM #1710
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    Lol, page 69 on the why the fook did I get married thread.
    watch out for snakes
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    This thread has a theme song.



    If you don’t know Adrian Belew shame on you


    Late last night
    I was speaking with my wife
    When she turned into a momur
    Tried to put me uptight
    I said "you don't scare me"
    She let out a scream
    That's when my heart started jumpin'
    Like a broken t.v., a broken t.v. baby!

    She was a momur and it was just like I told ya'
    She said "you better watch out, I might bite a big hole in ya'"

    The very next morning
    I was watching cartoons
    When I thought I saw a momur
    It was you know who
    Well, she backed me in a corner
    Tried to kill me with a broom
    And shouted personal remarks
    From across the living room
    Kill all the telemarkers
    But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
    Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
    Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason
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  12. 06-07-2020, 06:33 PM #1712
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    snappy tune
    watch out for snakes
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  13. 06-07-2020, 07:24 PM #1713
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    Quote Originally Posted by SB View Post
    snappy tune
    The whole album is solid. His first solo after king crimson and Zappa and other work.

    Crazy guitar. Master of whammy bar and feedback.
    Kill all the telemarkers
    But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
    Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
    Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason
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    It was a Stratocaster with a whammy bar...
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    Lyrics are like Raffi for Dads.
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    Quote Originally Posted by muted View Post
    Lyrics are like Raffi for Dads.
    .....

    Still, by the window pane,
    Pain, like the rain that's falling.
    She waits in the air,
    Matte Kudasai.
    She sleeps in a chair
    In her sad America.
    When, when was the night so long,
    Long, like the notes I'm sending.
    She waits in the air,
    Matte Kudasai.
    She sleeps in a chair
    In her sad America.
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  17. 06-08-2020, 05:47 AM #1717
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    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    The whole album is solid. His first solo after king crimson and Zappa and other work.

    Crazy guitar. Master of whammy bar and feedback.
    Ahh, thought that name was a bit familiar.
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  18. 06-08-2020, 09:10 AM #1718
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    Saw Bowie in 90...his supposed last “greatest hits tour”, Belew was with him. Can still remember the way he played the sax part on Young Americans...amazing stuff
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.

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  19. 07-10-2020, 09:46 PM #1719
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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
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    Everytime at my house. I've given up.
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  21. 07-11-2020, 05:29 AM #1721
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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
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    I'd freak. There would be a "fight" about that nonsense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by STLHD View Post
    Everytime at my house. I've given up.
    [AK47's wife's voice] Honey....the recycling is full, again. Can you take it out? [/wife voice]
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    Every now and then, when I'm feeling lonely, I read a couple pages of this thread and it reminds me of how lucky I am to not have to deal with the shit so many of you tolerate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
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    Kellogg's crustless quiche? This is not something I would eat.

    And Passionfruit Lacroix. All righty then.
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    Those quiche are goddam delicious!


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