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  1. #30726
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    That they closed a lot of great hiking trails that I never see anyone on, but still allow people to go to Walmart
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    How often I have to use the google since the covid arrived.

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    Quote Originally Posted by arch101 View Post
    That they closed a lot of great hiking trails that I never see anyone on, but still allow people to go to Walmart
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    The hiking trails around here are mobbed with all the people who used to go to the mall or shopping. Maybe five to ten times as many people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    The hiking trails around here are mobbed with all the people who used to go to the mall or shopping. Maybe five to ten times as many people.
    Really bad here too. All of the little barely visible deer paths have become fully beat in trails. Our foothill trail system is so braided now that I'm afraid it's going to take years to fix.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    The hiking trails around here are mobbed with all the people who used to go to the mall or shopping. Maybe five to ten times as many people.
    A crossbow and some patience and you can clear that up in no time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JongDoe View Post
    Golf courses opened yesterday around here and I was itching to get out and play so I texted the dude who has been setting up our group's tee times the last few years. He came back and said they didn't have room. I'm not a consistent regular like some of the group so I figured that was probably due to the spacing of the groups with the virus, but now I'm thinking that somebody in the group told him that it wasn't really an accident when I dumped his fat obnoxious ass from the cart a couple of years back.
    yeah I get annoyed when I get busted too.

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    WTF? Is everything falling apart these days?

    Not more than 4 months ago I had to switch my cats from a Nutro dry food that they've eaten for 10 years because it was discontinued. I researched their other products and chose one then carefully mixed the foods so they cats could adjust gradually now Nutro discontinues the new flavor which, by the way, was a brand new product for them. WTF? They no longer have a dry grain free adult chicken food that isn't special needs. All they have is duck. DUCK! WTF?


    /rant
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    well, you know, duck is the bacon of the bird whirled.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buster Highmen View Post
    well, you know, duck is the bacon of the bird whirled.
    Woah.

    Was going to post a sad duck story involving a wounded female mallard, a hungry red tail fox, and the lonely male duck that keeps coming back all day long looking for his bride.

    Birds ain’t smaht but that lonely widower was pulling on my heartstrings today.
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    Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
    Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason

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    Clearly you've never seen ducks fucking.

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    I'm afraid you've seen too many.
    Your dog just ate an avocado!

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    Quote Originally Posted by glademaster View Post
    Clearly you've never seen ducks fucking.
    Oddly enough, the female wounded duck was in my pool.
    Surprisingly the fox did not want to swim for the kill.

    I chased the fox away. And then the male mallard showed up.
    He promptly mounts his bitch in the water and damned near drowned her by hoping on top.

    Apparently the Fuck was lame, in her wounded state, so he dismounts and helps her out of the pool.

    Wife wants me to rescue a broken duck with a broken leg and maybe broken wing.
    For what?

    I say fuck that. [ring ring ring ring ring ring ring. Bananaphone]
    If I’m doing anything I’m going to get a shovel, or maybe a maul, and put that thing out of its misery and feed it to the hungry fox.

    Long short, I went to work and she called animal control.
    Kill all the telemarkers
    But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
    Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
    Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason

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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
    WTF? Is everything falling apart these days?

    Not more than 4 months ago I had to switch my cats from a Nutro dry food that they've eaten for 10 years because it was discontinued. I researched their other products and chose one then carefully mixed the foods so they cats could adjust gradually now Nutro discontinues the new flavor which, by the way, was a brand new product for them. WTF? They no longer have a dry grain free adult chicken food that isn't special needs. All they have is duck. DUCK! WTF?


    /rant
    I would think that living where you do your cats could feed themselves.

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    With fucking and ducks like Betelgeuse it brings out this classic. [obviouslynsfw]


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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
    WTF? Is everything falling apart these days?

    Not more than 4 months ago I had to switch my cats from a Nutro dry food that they've eaten for 10 years because it was discontinued. I researched their other products and chose one then carefully mixed the foods so they cats could adjust gradually now Nutro discontinues the new flavor which, by the way, was a brand new product for them. WTF? They no longer have a dry grain free adult chicken food that isn't special needs. All they have is duck. DUCK! WTF?


    /rant
    I read that due to many meat processing plants closing there was going to be a shortage of pet dry food, so I looked on line and sure enough, all the local stores were out of my guys food. I had to order from Chewy.com and I got an email they are backed up and expect it out in 5-8 days, so ya, stock up if you can find it.
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    More than annoying.

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    Nothing like getting the text that your building materials are on the truck and will be delivered, then not showing up and no response from querying texts.
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    Day 6 of "your item in on the delivery
    vehicle and scheduled for delivery today" Fuck you UPS!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazderati View Post
    More than annoying.
    Right? Those assholes need to be taxed.
    Never in U.S. history has the public chosen leadership this malevolent. The moral clarity of their decision is crystalline, particularly knowing how Trump will regard his slim margin as a “mandate” to do his worst. We’ve learned something about America that we didn’t know, or perhaps didn’t believe, and it’ll forever color our individual judgments of who and what we are.

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    Driving home tonight, get stuck behind a slow ass driver. Twisty 2 lane road with few spots to pass, and heavy traffic which makes passing super sketchy. Which is why there are plenty of turnouts and signs telling slow drivers to pull over. Catch up to slow guy on a long hill, with some patches of fog. OK, no problem. Pass through the fog but he's still doing 35-40 in a 55, riding the brakes. A few times he signals right like he's going to pull over, but keeps going. By now there's probably 10 cars behind me. Get to a T-intersection with another highway, where everyone turns right. Instead of pulling over there to let everyone pass he keeps going again. Lots of hills. He's now hitting the brakes on every turn, every time there is traffic coming our way, and even on the uphills. Turn signal comes on a few more times but he doesn't pull into a pullout. By now I'm getting pissed so he gets flashed with the brights, and then the horn as he passes yet another pullout. Finally get a break in traffic on a straightaway and go for the pass. The dickhead honks at me as I go past. No one else made it around him. Cars backed up as far as I could see behind him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by evdog View Post
    Driving home tonight, get stuck behind a slow ass driver. Twisty 2 lane road with few spots to pass, and heavy traffic which makes passing super sketchy. Which is why there are plenty of turnouts and signs telling slow drivers to pull over. Catch up to slow guy on a long hill, with some patches of fog. OK, no problem. Pass through the fog but he's still doing 35-40 in a 55, riding the brakes. A few times he signals right like he's going to pull over, but keeps going. By now there's probably 10 cars behind me. Get to a T-intersection with another highway, where everyone turns right. Instead of pulling over there to let everyone pass he keeps going again. Lots of hills. He's now hitting the brakes on every turn, every time there is traffic coming our way, and even on the uphills. Turn signal comes on a few more times but he doesn't pull into a pullout. By now I'm getting pissed so he gets flashed with the brights, and then the horn as he passes yet another pullout. Finally get a break in traffic on a straightaway and go for the pass. The dickhead honks at me as I go past. No one else made it around him. Cars backed up as far as I could see behind him.
    He was doing everyone a favor by regulating traffic during very scary conditions. I hate self appointed regulators.

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    The fact that this is the wheel position I need to maintain in order to go straight annoys me:

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    This was caused by my stupidity with assistance from the Taco's hood. I don't understand how Toyota managed to design a vehicle with a hood so flat and wide that if you're going downhill ever so slightly you can't see shit in front of you. That includes the enormous boulder I ran into after cresting a small hill on some shitty ATV road. I can't wait to see the bill on this one...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boissal View Post
    The fact that this is the wheel position I need to maintain in order to go straight annoys me:

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    This was caused by my stupidity with assistance from the Taco's hood. I don't understand how Toyota managed to design a vehicle with a hood so flat and wide that if you're going downhill ever so slightly you can't see shit in front of you. That includes the enormous boulder I ran into after cresting a small hill on some shitty ATV road. I can't wait to see the bill on this one...

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