Things That Amuse You

[KQ]

[sb]

The booger looks better

[KQ]

The booger looks better

Falls into the "wearing pajamas in public" category. Honestly.

[iceman]

Booner to the white courtesy phone, paging Booner.

[old goat]

Falls into the "wearing pajamas in public" category. Honestly.

I see people skiing in outfits like that--late teens early 20's. I guess it's a thing. I think I'll stick to my Bogner one piece though.

[Viva]

Mrs. Grimace?

[highangle]

[JongDoe]

In the cube farm and a vibrating noise comes from a few aisles over. The confused look on my hot coworkers face as we make eye contact and obviously thinking the same thing, and laugh.

[::: :::]

In the cube farm and a vibrating noise comes from a few aisles over. The confused look on my hot coworkers face as we make eye contact and obviously thinking the same thing, and laugh.

Soooooooo?

[KQ]

K-9 bites cow, Georgetown Co. deputy uses Taser on K-9, cow kicks deputy



GEORGETOWN COUNTY, SC (WBTW) – A sheriff’s deputy had to deploy a Taser on his own K-9 officer after it bit a cow while on a burglary call.

Deputies responded to a report of a burglary in progress on Drivers Lane in the Pleasant Hill community around 4 p.m. The first deputy on scene secured the location with his K-9 and waited on additional officers to assist with entering the residence.

A cow nearby distracted the dog, and he subsequently bit the cow, according to the Georgetown County Sheriff’s Office.

In an attempt to protect the cow from injuries, the deputy tased the K-9, according to the report. The dog was taken into leash control and returned to the deputy’s vehicle.

Reacting to the dog, the cow struck the deputy and property owner. Their injuries were determined to be minor.

The original burglary call proved to be unfounded.

[old goat]

Not a very well trained K9.

[Danno]

can't get this out of my head after scoring last minute ticket to the Monet show.

[PNWbrit]

https://www.envysnowsports.com/

[TG]

https://www.instagram.com/p/B7g4VGjhG7_/

[HankScorpio]

IT gave me a new laptop and the password they assigned me contains a racial slur.

[EWG]

https://www.envysnowsports.com/

Free shipping code: COMFORT

heh.

[JongDoe]

https://www.instagram.com/p/B7g4VGjhG7_/

Laughter in the cube farm.

[skaredshtles]

https://www.envysnowsports.com/

[Mr. Mike]

https://www.envysnowsports.com/

damn, that's what i saw last weekend.

[Viva]

I'm surprised the Japs didn't engineer this first.

https://twitter.com/AngryManTV/statu...59441384398853

[old goat]

I'm surprised the Japs didn't engineer this first.

https://twitter.com/AngryManTV/statu...59441384398853

How hard is it to masturbate in the hospital?

[~mikey b]

like

where in the hospital?

[Ted Striker]

Galloping Gertie has almost 600 reviews




(One Star) Weren't any good spots to jump.

[JongDoe]

How hard is it to masturbate in the hospital?

Way back when my wife was having issues with pregnancies and I had to go to donate some sperm for testing. The receptionist chicks were pretty attractive and one of them had the sexy glasses and cleavage thing going on. They said they have certain things if you're having a problem. I came back to the desk about 5 minutes later and she asks if i need some movies or whatever. Nope, I'm done. Sexy smile. Almost left another specimen.

[riser4]

You guys are doing it wrong. I was allowed to produce the samples at home with help from the Mrs. It's more fun with help. Then you put the sample container under your armpit and have the Mrs drive you to the office. Just be sure to put your name on the label to avoid any lab mix-ups.