AbsolutelyOriginally Posted by SB
Then I'd get the butter. Unsalted ofcourse.
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12-28-2019, 11:28 PM #39301
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12-28-2019, 11:29 PM #39302
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Your dog just ate an avocado!
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12-28-2019, 11:39 PM #39303
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WoW..... Originally Posted by Viva
https://twitter.com/WappyGilmore/sta...199902208?s=20Last edited by Kenny Satch; 12-29-2019 at 12:01 AM. Reason: "Happy Happy Joy Joy"
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12-29-2019, 08:08 AM #39304
I got a hair on my tongue
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12-29-2019, 08:24 AM #39305
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Holey perfect titties Batman! Originally Posted by Viva
watch out for snakes
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12-29-2019, 10:35 AM #39306
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Your dog just ate an avocado!
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12-29-2019, 11:30 AM #39307
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12-29-2019, 11:33 AM #39308
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12-29-2019, 12:20 PM #39309
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Customers who want to get their fix of caffeine and sexual relief, now have a place to get both at the same time.
Here’s how it works: You show up, order your drink, sit down at the café bar and then use a tablet to select a girl. She shows up, gets on her knees, and services your schlong while you casually sip your joe, beside all the other Johns.
Yes, instead of bossa nova jazz, this progressive Swiss coffee shop will be filled with the relaxing sounds of slobbering, gagging, sucking and cumming. It may not be the most productive place to try and write that term paper, or reply to business emails, but by Jove it will surely be the most erotic. And, because prostitution is a legal enterprise in Switzerland (so long as sex workers have the right permits) you won’t be breaking any laws, and you know that the women are there voluntarily.
Just try not to spill. And drink quickly — you probably won’t want to hang around after you, uhh… cream your coffee if you catch my drift.
All this for the price of 60 Swiss franks (about $60.57). Which is probably the most expensive cup of coffee in the entire city, but let’s be real: considering the fact you just picked a girl off an iPad and got a blowjob in a public space, at a legit business, while drinking coffee, 60 franks is pretty reasonable.
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12-29-2019, 12:26 PM #39310
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12-29-2019, 12:44 PM #39311
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Pvt. Joe Bowers: Man, I could really go for a Starbucks, y'know? Originally Posted by splat
Frito: I don't really think we have time for a handjob, Joe.
man, idiocracy is progressing much faster than expected...
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12-29-2019, 01:00 PM #39312
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Love that movie. Originally Posted by f2f
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12-29-2019, 01:41 PM #39313
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"For skiers who identify as female"...
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...Remember, those who think Global Warming is Fake, also think that Adam & Eve were Real...
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12-29-2019, 01:44 PM #39314
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"Welcome to Costco, I love you" Originally Posted by riser3
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12-29-2019, 01:50 PM #39315
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I would think you’d want to work this place like a powder day. Show up for first tracks for sure. It’s no good once it’s all tracked out Originally Posted by splat
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12-29-2019, 08:44 PM #39316
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12-29-2019, 08:46 PM #39317
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I'll crush your dumbass little car and there won't be a scratch on me, this is Idaho son"
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12-29-2019, 09:19 PM #39318
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12-29-2019, 10:16 PM #39319
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12-30-2019, 08:49 AM #39320
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I prefer Holly Knights. Originally Posted by grinch
She gives me Holly Wood. Originally Posted by XXX-er
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12-30-2019, 08:51 AM #39321
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12-30-2019, 09:03 AM #39322
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12-30-2019, 09:33 AM #39323
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12-30-2019, 11:30 AM #39324
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Is this from the flowing alpy archives? Originally Posted by Viva
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12-30-2019, 11:44 AM #39325
wash, rinse, don't repeat
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A lot of style, decadence and indulgence in the roaring twenties if you had the means. A lot to like and the looming disaster also feels fitting for the times. Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel
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