I love my wife and all, but Jesus Hercules Christ...

[oftpiste]

This. But not anymore. Which I like.

honestly in our house it's the opposite since my wife can make it so nothing else fits in there with like 3 cups and 2 saucers. I rearrange the shit to make more fit in there so we don't have to run the thing 3 times a day.

[iceman]

So your wife is getting “hotter” as she ages?

One line's going down and one's going up and I ain't saying which is which.

[riser4]

honestly in our house it's the opposite since my wife can make it so nothing else fits in there with like 3 cups and 2 saucers. I rearrange the shit to make more fit in there so we don't have to run the thing 3 times a day.

This.

[riser4]

Exactly.

[KQ]

Yes, I think it's pretty well established that women can't load a dishwasher for shit...

Or pack a car.

All hail the mighty man whom woman cannot live without! How oh how do single women manage to survive without a man by their side to guide them through life?



Maybe they will get lucky and find a man like this:

Rapper T.I. says he takes his teen to the gynecologist to confirm her hymen is ‘still intact’

[plugboots]

All hail the mighty man whom woman cannot live without! How oh how do single women manage to survive without a man by their side to guide them through life?



Maybe they will get lucky and find a man like this:

Rapper T.I. says he takes his teen to the gynecologist to confirm her hymen is ‘still intact’

This would be an example of a man who probably did not marry up. Where the hell is the wife Tameka Cottle in this?

[half-fast]

What’s a dishwasher ?

[AK47bp]

All hail the mighty man whom woman cannot live without! How oh how do single women manage to survive without a man by their side to guide them through life?

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Hay, you ever need help packing up the saddles or sumthin just page me.



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[KQ]

What’s a dishwasher ?

why it's a woman don't you know? But she can't do it right no matter how many times you tell her.

[Mr. Mike]

yep. I just put the dishes in the sink and the dishwasher fairy loads them. I don't know how well because I try to never open it.

[KQ]

yep. I just put the dishes in the sink and the dishwasher fairy loads them. I don't know how well because I try to never open it.

Your wife is a doll. I bet she's got it all under control.

[AK47bp]

why it's a woman don't you know? But she can't do it right no matter how many times you tell her.

Anyone find it weird the man is in bed with a tie on?

Hubby had too many bourbons for lunch.


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[Mr. Mike]

Your wife is a doll. I bet she's got it all under control.

Yes, she's a clever one. When I saw this thread for the first time a few weeks ago it crossed my mind that if anyone in our household was going to post on this thread, well, I'd probably be the postee rather than poster.

In other news, she's out of town, so I just had to put my own dishes in the dishwasher. It wasn't that bad.

[The AD]

Maybe they will get lucky and find a man like this:

Rapper T.I. says he takes his teen to the gynecologist to confirm her hymen is ‘still intact’

I just mentioned this to my wife and she said that hopefully the gynecologist just took the girl in the back for a while and then brought her out and said "yes, everything looks good!"

[muted]

I just mentioned this to my wife and she said that hopefully the gynecologist just took the girl in the back for a while and then brought her out and said "yes, everything looks good!"

Pretty sure my wife would recommend genocide for everyone involved and nuking remains from orbit. As she should.

[Shredhead]

Not to single out your lovely wife but.... I can't believe the things we are allowed to do while operating heavy machinery. Smoking is one thing in particular that has always amazed me. You're driving with a burning stick in your hand/mouth, how can that be safe? It's not just your life in the balance, your choices impacts everyone else on the road.

I once saw a lady smoking a cig, applying make up, with a little dog in her lap, as she drifted from lane to lane.

[iceman]

texting is probably even worse than that

[KQ]

I saw a guy driving with a crossword on his steering wheel, pencil in hand while he made the interchange from I90 to 405

[riser4]

I saw a guy driving with a crossword on his steering wheel, pencil in hand while he made the interchange from I90 to 405

That's dedication.

[iceman]

One time years ago I was down by the Tidal Basin in DC, near the Jefferson Memorial, right after dawn with this girl I knew, and a guy rode by on a bicycle, no-handed, naked, and jerking off. Try that one. He was moving right along, he was gone before we could even really react.

[jono]

And you're just now telling us this? Holy...wah...I have no words

[m2711c]

[papapoopski]

One time years ago I was down by the Tidal Basin in DC, near the Jefferson Memorial, right after dawn with this girl I knew, and a guy rode by on a bicycle, no-handed, naked, and jerking off. Try that one. He was moving right along, he was gone before we could even really react.

Sorry about that. I was running late for work.

[MakersTeleMark]

What’s a dishwasher ?

A wife and sammi maker?

[MakersTeleMark]

One time years ago I was down by the Tidal Basin in DC, near the Jefferson Memorial, right after dawn with this girl I knew, and a guy rode by on a bicycle, no-handed, naked, and jerking off. Try that one. He was moving right along, he was gone before we could even really react.

Splat at burning man?