Funniest thing I've heard in the recovery room:
Patient with mask on: Jewcash thacaat
Nurse: Excuse me?
Patient: JEWCAASSHH THAACAA?
Nurse: Sorry sir, I can't understand what you're saying. Here, let's take off that mask for a second.
Patient: Did you catch that cat?
Nurse: Sorry, what cat?
Patient: The one that just took a shit in my mouth. Can I have a sip of water?
However many are in a shit ton.
China owns our pork industry. The shortage in China due to disease is likely to cause a shortage here. I’d bet the increase in numbers and more will head over there.
https://fortune.com/2019/10/09/bacon...lies-china-asfIt’s scary news for bacon fans: The U.S. could see tight supplies, or even some shortages of pork bellies along with ham next year as the spread of a pig-killing disease in China ripples through the global market.
That’s according to Smithfield Foods Inc., the world’s biggest pork producer. While China’s hog crisis hasn’t had much impact on the U.S. market yet, that could change in 2020 as the Asian nation is forced to increase imports even more in the face a prolonged protein deficit, said Arnold Silver, director of raw materials procurement at Smithfield, which is owned by Hong Kong-listed WH Group Ltd.
Change for a nickel?
https://youtu.be/161dYV5ehGY
They seem nice.
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Kendo Yamamoto "1984"
They have developed the technology to link youtube videos directly to TGR so we can see them! It's amazing!
Read the book and see for yourself.
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Ze looks frightening ^^
I have no idea where to put this...mentally speaking.
https://globalnews.ca/news/6081343/a...in-phone-case/
There’s now a phone case made of ‘humanlike’ artificial skin
Ever wanted to be able to “tickle” your phone? There’s a phone case for that.
Marc Teyssier, a student at Télécom ParisTech, just launched Skin-On Interfaces – a series of ultra-realistic phone cases that look like human skin.
The cases respond to pinching, petting and even tickling, with the intention of mimicking in-person interactions.
Fleshphone?
yuk
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