Part 2: Padded Room Special Collection Of Junk That More Than Likely Will Be NSFW

**PassTheDutchie** · 10-24-2019, 08:14 AM

Originally Posted by splat

So, coming out of anesthesia after an achilles rupture repair:

Nurse: Well, you are waking up from the anesthesia quickly!

Me: That's due to years of drug and alcohol abuse.

I was joking, but for some reason she didn't think it was funny.

**riser4** · 10-24-2019, 10:14 AM

Originally Posted by PassTheDutchie

So, coming out of anesthesia after an achilles rupture repair:

Nurse: Well, you are waking up from the anesthesia quickly!

Me: That's due to years of drug and alcohol abuse.

I was joking, but for some reason she didn't think it was funny.

Ya, I have had a similar reaction to a similar statement in a similar situation.

**gregorys** · 10-24-2019, 10:52 AM

I have a buddy who was a nurse.
Was assisting in a colonoscopy.
Dude was super alert, even with a ton of meds.

My buddy says; "Hey, you're mighty chipper and awake with all the meds you got on board."
Patient: Ah, well, it's probably because I've led a wild life and, ahem, have a high drug tolerance.
My buddy: Ah - that explains it. But, given your current situation - that really doesn't seem like a bonus.
Patient: Them's the breaks, I guess.

Patient and my buddy chuckle together.

**Sinecure** · 10-24-2019, 10:54 AM

That reminds me. I have another colonoscopy coming up. I love making jokes when they get started. Who has some good ones for me?

**MiddleOfNight** · 10-24-2019, 11:03 AM

Originally Posted by Sinecure

That reminds me. I have another colonoscopy coming up. I love making jokes when they get started. Who has some good ones for me?

You could go big:

https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/...highlight=joke

I always go to lame PG jokes under big meds:
'Why'd the little mermaid wear sea shells' type of crap.

**Thaleia** · 10-24-2019, 11:16 AM

Originally Posted by Sinecure

That reminds me. I have another colonoscopy coming up. I love making jokes when they get started. Who has some good ones for me?

The might appreciate the humour to break the tension, but assume they've heard them all.

**Tippster** · 10-24-2019, 11:18 AM

Originally Posted by MiddleOfNight

I always go to lame PG jokes under big meds:
'Why'd the little mermaid wear sea shells' type of crap.

**reckless toboggan** · 10-24-2019, 11:22 AM

Originally Posted by Sinecure

That reminds me. I have another colonoscopy coming up. I love making jokes when they get started. Who has some good ones for me?

I hear that you can barely feel the cameras they're using these days... technology is really amazing.

**rideit** · 10-24-2019, 11:28 AM

Ah, sweet Irony.

https://www.foxnews.com/great-outdoo...er-attack-dead

**MiddleOfNight** · 10-24-2019, 11:32 AM

Originally Posted by Tippster

Cause A shells and B shells were too little.

Sorry, I thought it went without saying

**Tippster** · 10-24-2019, 12:59 PM

Originally Posted by MiddleOfNight

Cause A shells and B shells were too little.

Sorry, I thought it went without saying

**retirwntm** · 10-24-2019, 02:01 PM

Hey doc - you got a backstage pass for that ass?

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**irul&ublo** · 10-24-2019, 02:24 PM

Originally Posted by Sinecure

That reminds me. I have another colonoscopy coming up. I love making jokes when they get started. Who has some good ones for me?

LET ME KNOW IF YOU FIND: 1. AMELIA ERHART; 2. THOSE LOST MINERS; 3. THE HOLY GRAIL OR ARK OF THE COVENANT; 4. JIMMY HOFFA

**splat** · 10-24-2019, 03:16 PM

Bacon surplus at an all-time high

**MakersTeleMark** · 10-24-2019, 03:18 PM

All signs point up.

**iceman** · 10-24-2019, 03:19 PM

re:^^ (up past the tits) 80 million pigs seems like a lot.

**CascadeLuke** · 10-24-2019, 03:55 PM

Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark

All signs point up.

Look at the powder skirt on her

**waxman** · 10-24-2019, 04:00 PM

Originally Posted by CascadeLuke

Look at the powder skirt on her

ok, i laughed

**MiddleOfNight** · 10-24-2019, 04:03 PM

Originally Posted by iceman

re:^^ (up past the tits) 80 million pigs seems like a lot.

Wow. Current inventory?

if we assume 26 weeks to slaughter, 160m hd per year.
each producing +/- 145lbs, so 23.2 billion lbs.
330million people in the US .. so what, 70lbs of pork each?
Subtract the vegans and veggies, I'll get extra!

nom!