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Thread: A plea to Ullr (NSFW)

  1. 09-28-2019, 10:04 AM #1726
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    Probably exhausted from hoofing it up that hill.
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    the situation strikes me as WAY too much drama at this point
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  2. 09-28-2019, 11:40 AM #1727
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  3. 09-28-2019, 12:05 PM #1728
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    I was going to post this in the creepy picture thread, but I realized it belongs here because these are the sexiest skis EVVAARR!!!
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    Prepare for record breaking snowfall.
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  4. 09-28-2019, 12:26 PM #1729
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    You coulda pulled that shot off with just GS skis.
    Your dog just ate an avocado!
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Kanone View Post
    I was going to post this in the creepy picture thread, but I realized it belongs here because these are the sexiest skis EVVAARR!!!
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    Prepare for record breaking snowfall.
    A few years down the road, when you go to sell these skis in "well loved" condition, please post this picture in the ad.
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    the situation strikes me as WAY too much drama at this point
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  6. 09-28-2019, 01:11 PM #1731
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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva View Post
    You coulda pulled that shot off with just GS skis.
    Own your fail. ~Jer~
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  7. 09-28-2019, 06:06 PM #1732
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    Whelp, there goes this winter.

    But maybe Ullr went gay so we could be saved.


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    bravo!

    well played by both
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    Quote Originally Posted by PowTron View Post
    As I prepare for the “PowTron is not skiing this year” sale, I wish great fortune to all potential buyers.

    Happy Fall

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  10. 09-28-2019, 06:46 PM #1735
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    It's the setting that puts it over the top.
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    ^^ Yes, are those birch trees? And what does that sign say?
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    Quote Originally Posted by reckless toboggan View Post
    He led her to water.
    Yeah...but could he make her drink?
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.

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    Oh hell no on the side dick pics. I couldn't quote that one....
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    Quote Originally Posted by JongDoe View Post
    ^^ Yes, are those birch trees? And what does that sign say?
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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    Whelp, there goes this winter.

    But maybe Ullr went gay so we could be saved.


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    You dare assign feeble human sexuality terms to a god?
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    Yeah, I mean, I may not want to see schlong pics, but we got people here that play for every team, and I think Ullr accepts all worthy offerings.
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    I guess this winter will determine it.
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  20. 09-29-2019, 08:25 PM #1745
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    Yeah, I mean, I may not want to see schlong pics, but we got people here that play for every team, and I think Ullr accepts all worthy offerings.
    Well that’s just great.

    I thought toxic masculinity was Ullr’s thing.


    Thanks a lot me too.


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  21. 09-30-2019, 03:02 PM #1746
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    Is Ullr gay? Red Mountain got 50cm this weekend!
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  23. 09-30-2019, 03:43 PM #1748
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    Holy shit!

    We've been doing this completely wrong all this time!

    It's not pics of naked chicks that Ullr wants!

    It's pics of naked dudes that bring the white stuff!

    Well this certainly changes things...
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  24. 09-30-2019, 03:45 PM #1749
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    Dick pix for the powder!!!

    Oh god.

    I blame the attempted seduction of KQ thread for all this.


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  25. 09-30-2019, 04:19 PM #1750
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    Quote Originally Posted by reckless toboggan View Post

    It's pics of naked dudes that bring the white stuff...
    I hope you're talkin' snow here and not some other kind of "white stuff".

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