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Thread: Part 2: Padded Room Special Collection Of Junk That More Than Likely Will Be NSFW

  1. 07-10-2019, 11:18 PM #35826
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    I remember an issue of Dupree’s Diamond News advising us not to eat the Blue Unicorn. I bought 5 sheets of Bart Simpson for $300 then moved to Yosemite a few days later.

    Hilarity ensued.
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    Quote Originally Posted by acinpdx View Post
    The cat is photoshopped
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    cat gate jump still winning
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gepeto View Post
    nicely done


    You old dog you... must have passed through your violent phase long before I made your acquaintance; or maybe howdy doody and soupy sales created balance and made you so level headed.

    Soupy Sales 62’ – we had color tv (genuflect before entering the room – then swoon)

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    Hey Mom> I saw my first ever PRON on TV!
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    I'm convinced - Teletubies were a Brit creation made for lazy afternoons and a hit or 2 of purple microdot. All we had was music synced lighting and Hong Kong Phooey
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  6. 07-11-2019, 10:34 AM #35831
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    Planning for burning man?
    I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.
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  7. 07-11-2019, 04:24 PM #35832
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    Brickhead level way to go.

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    JOHNSON COUNTY (CBSDFW.COM) – A missing person investigation in Johnson County has ended with the revelation that a 57-year-old man was completely eaten by his dogs.
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  8. 07-11-2019, 04:40 PM #35833
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    Quote Originally Posted by DJSapp View Post
    Planning for burning man?
    Yeah, but we couldn't find any dolls that could go to hell.

    But.....if you can't get laid at the burn, they still got ya covered.

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  9. 07-11-2019, 04:46 PM #35834
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel View Post
    Brickhead level way to go.

    https://dfw.cbslocal.com

    JOHNSON COUNTY (CBSDFW.COM) – A missing person investigation in Johnson County has ended with the revelation that a 57-year-old man was completely eaten by his dogs.
    They were always by his side.
    watch out for snakes
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  10. 07-11-2019, 04:48 PM #35835
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    Yeah, but we couldn't find any dolls that could go to hell.

    But.....if you can't get laid at the burn, they still got ya covered.

    genius! i'ld put a "public dildo" sign right next to it, with a dildo on a chain. see what happens!
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  11. 07-11-2019, 05:24 PM #35836
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    Yeah, but we couldn't find any dolls that could go to hell.
    That's easy man. Inflate the dolls with hydrogen and rig a detonator of some sort. Release them and as they start rising 'Judge' them and detonate. Tether them with spools of 24ga. telephone wire to control their rise and connect it to a model rocket igniter. Maybe give a couple a good long run like they have a chance of making it and build some drama. Bonus points if the trigger man dresses like St. Paul.

    'Oh hey, they're getting Raptured!'
    BOOM
    'LOL NOPE'

    Don't blow yourself up. Pure hydrogen is dangerous.
    I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheFugitive View Post
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    does this have anything to do with the dot, barrel, blotter conversation?
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    I see hydraulic turtles.
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    FYI There is a helium shortage out there right now...
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    Part 2: Padded Room Special Collection Of Junk That More Than Likely Will Be NSFW

    Quote Originally Posted by f2f View Post
    genius! i'ld put a "public dildo" sign right next to it, with a dildo on a chain. see what happens!
    Never mind
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.

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    I didn't know Booner ran a business..

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  19. 07-12-2019, 08:34 AM #35844
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    The Rapture will be postponed due to a helium shortage. Please continue to pray.
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    Baby flesh ..... it's what's for dinner.
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    The last one is by far my favourite. Just a natural beauty and those eyes are killer.
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    Rachel Cook.... Yummy
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  25. 07-12-2019, 10:51 AM #35850
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gcooker View Post
    Rachel Cook.... Yummy


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