Shit that annoys you

[Mustonen]

My 13 year old daughter has a friend whose older sister is graduating HS. This friend was allowed to invite a friend to the graduation party. Now my daughter is bugging me to cough up money for a graduation gift.

I have never met this graduating senior. I’m sure she’s nice. Why do I need to give her $20?

[::: :::]

people who send contractually important documents as Word files
(ie record files which aren't needing edit by the receiver)

[iceman]

Maybe tending bar is his 3rd job that he does to save up money to replace the artificial leg he's worn out after losing his leg in the war and ladders are really really painful for him and everyone in the bar was cheering him on because they know his hard luck story but you're too clueless to see the agony on his face as he tries to reach your precious overpriced whiskey. Did that ever occur to you? No? Well maybe you need to take a good hard look at yourself.

haha. Or maybe the dude's just a lazy douchebag. One or the other.

[dunfree]

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that sucks but with some epoxy and careful clamping it should work again.

[Buster Highmen]

People who _only_ talk abouty themselves at parties, never ask what you're doing and even ignore or walk away when any topic other than themselves comes up.

[::: :::]

that sucks but with some epoxy and careful clamping it should work again.

I threw some titebond3 at it, and it landed trout yesterday

Although, I discovered it’s got another fracture in the head, so replacement time is impending

(And I have no idea how it got crushed like it did)

[old goat]

People who _only_ talk abouty themselves at parties, never ask what you're doing and even ignore or walk away when any topic other than themselves comes up.

You'd rather they hung around and kept trying to talk about themselves? You're well rid of them.

[Mustonen]

People who _only_ talk abouty themselves at parties, never ask what you're doing and even ignore or walk away when any topic other than themselves comes up.

Or people who use your topic as a segue to talk about their own related but different topic.

[BC.]

Google phone commercials....the rapper guy and Asian chick with the pack a smokes a day voice at the nail salon.

[Buster Highmen]

Or people who use your topic as a segue to talk about their own related but different topic.

That's somewhat tolerable since at least a different topic was attended to for a bit.

You'd rather they hung around and kept trying to talk about themselves? You're well rid of them.

No, sometimes they just sit there and ignore any other input. I'd rather they weren't so incredibly self centered and expressing it in every way.

[Meadow Skipper]

[BCMtnHound]

Ouch. That’ll put a divot in an aluminum shell. Garden destroyed?

[rideit]

Google phone commercials....the rapper guy and Asian chick with the pack a smokes a day voice at the nail salon.

What are these ‘commercials’ of which you speak?

[FLS]

People that love to talk about themselves.... Brian Regan does a great bit on the “me monster”.

[Doremite]

In DC?

[snoqpass]

Dumb friends doing really stupid shit with guns

[Flyoverland Captive]

People who talk.

FIFY

[Meadow Skipper]

Ouch. That’ll put a divot in an aluminum shell. Garden destroyed?

It was a setback for the garden, but it looks better than I thought it would. No significant divots in the vehicles.

In DC?

Northern New Mexico.

[GiBo]

People who _only_ talk abouty themselves at parties, never ask what you're doing and even ignore or walk away when any topic other than themselves comes up.

Ha, my brother in law. Fuck just at parties. This guy has known me for 25 years and if you went up to him right now and asked him what I do for a living he couldn't tell you. But I could recite his entire fucking career. Biggest narcissist I've ever met.

[The AD]

People who _only_ talk abouty themselves at parties, never ask what you're doing and even ignore or walk away when any topic other than themselves comes up.

I know a guy who is the absolute worst at this. It's difficult to get a word in edgewise. Also whenever someone posts an accomplishment on Facebook that they are proud of you can always count on him chiming in with something he did in response. So many times I've been tempted to reply along the lines of "you know this isn't about you, right?" It's amazing these kind of people never seem to get a clue.

[Buster Highmen]

I know a guy who is the absolute worst at this. It's difficult to get a word in edgewise. Also whenever someone posts an accomplishment on Facebook that they are proud of you can always count on him chiming in with something he did in response. So many times I've been tempted to reply along the lines of "you know this isn't about you, right?" It's amazing these kind of people never seem to get a clue.

Ha, my brother in law. Fuck just at parties. This guy has known me for 25 years and if you went up to him right now and asked him what I do for a living he couldn't tell you. But I could recite his entire fucking career. Biggest narcissist I've ever met.

My FIL can out narcissist anyone.

[The AD]

I bought a couple inflatable kayaks last week and was reading the instructions on how to unpack and inflate them. On the first page it mentioned that it is important to inflate the three chambers in a specific order. After that there's a step-by-step guide to the process and it says to inflate the chambers in the exact opposite order the first page mentioned...

[MontuckyFried]

Gotta love it when the project manager tells you "Item A is the TOP priority. Drop everything and get that done." I'm like "On it." Then the next day it's "Item B is super important. That HAS to be done like yesterday." Me: "Uhhhh, ok? Guess I'll pause Item A and get cracking on Item B." That afternoon, it's "AAAHHH!!! Everybody needs to be working on Item C!!!" That's when I was like, "Hold up. WHICH of these items is seriously top priority?" "They're ALL top priority!" I got in trouble for stopping Item A to work on Item B. I think he's just an overly enthusiastic workaholic, though. Everything's just fine. Top boss is happy. Lol. So many hours in a day, guy. Only so many hours. SMH.
Gotta love working with people who (A) take their jobs WAYYYYY too seriously and (B) have zero life outside of the office, ie no kids, no hobbies, etc. Then they act like you're some sort of slacker for not putting in a 100+ hour work week, especially on projects with no end in sight.

[Elkhound Odin]

You'll never amount to anything with that attitude

[Name Redacted]

Yeah, I hate when my coworkers have work ethic. Nothing worse than when everyone around me makes me look bad. Why can't everyone be an entitled millennial just like me?

In all seriousness, I do hate it when people don't understand the difference between a priority and an emergency.