Shit that annoys you

[Danno]

Nothing at all random about the ONE FIRUM TO RULE THEM ALL!!!

One firum, eh?

[Flyoverland Captive]

20+ years ago I ran a big-box retail office supply store. I was over profit goal, under expenses; on track for about $15k in bonus. My boss gave me an “unsatisfactory” review (because I didn’t kiss her ass) which made me ineligible for the bonus. I put my keys on her desk and walked out.

[mcski]

My resume:

Uncooperative, does not work well in groups, and has zero team spirit.
Intolerant of other people's mistakes.
Has no interest in co-workers lives.
Will not work overtime, if someone else's fuck-up caused a delay.
Will not participate in "team building" bullshit.
Does not answer the phone; email if you want something. And make it short - get to the point or I will ignore you.

You pay me to get things done; that's all I will do.
But I will get as much shit done as five of your other employees combined, as long as you all LEAVE ME ALONE TO DO THE WORK.

+1000. Great resume!

[riser4]

One firum, eh?

Teh TRG!!!

[muted]

One firum, eh?

[riser4]

20+ years ago I ran a big-box retail office supply store. I was over profit goal, under expenses; on track for about $15k in bonus. My boss gave me an “unsatisfactory” review (because I didn’t kiss her ass) which made me ineligible for the bonus. I put my keys on her desk and walked out.

You needed to tongue that brown starfish. All up in there. I would have been hard pressed to handle it as calmly as putting my keys down and walking out.

[Flyoverland Captive]

Oh, I was seething; but it was the last straw in a huge pile of straws, so I kinda knew it was coming. I left that office feeling pretty damn good.

[jackstraw]

My resume:

Uncooperative, does not work well in groups, and has zero team spirit.
Intolerant of other people's mistakes.
Has no interest in co-workers lives.
Will not work overtime, if someone else's fuck-up caused a delay.
Will not participate in "team building" bullshit.
Does not answer the phone; email if you want something. And make it short - get to the point or I will ignore you.

You pay me to get things done; that's all I will do.
But I will get as much shit done as five of your other employees combined, as long as you all LEAVE ME ALONE TO DO THE WORK.

You're hired! When can you start?

[Flyoverland Captive]

Not for a few months; I’m taking a sabbatical.***

***Which you will pay me for.

[jackstraw]

Not for a few months; I’m taking a sabbatical.***

***Which you will pay me for.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iiOEQOtBlQ

[Danno]

People who douse themselves with perfume. A woman on this bus is overpowering, she's 10' from me and I can barely breathe.

[Rideski]

It’s not her. It’s from a person that sat in that seat three days ago.

[El Chupacabra]

20+ years ago I ran a big-box retail office supply store. I was over profit goal, under expenses; on track for about $15k in bonus. My boss gave me an “unsatisfactory” review (because I didn’t kiss her ass) which made me ineligible for the bonus. I put my keys on her desk and walked out.

I bet you have a lifetime stash of office supplies though.

[Flyoverland Captive]

Ha! I got a few pens out of the deal.

[::: :::]

[MakersTeleMark]

My net looks like a flacid wanker compared to that.

[wyeaster]

did anybody mention pollen yet? cuz it's kicking my ass this year. just brutal.

[Gepeto]

strong work A

[Mustonen]

20+ years ago I ran a big-box retail office supply store. I was over profit goal, under expenses; on track for about $15k in bonus. My boss gave me an “unsatisfactory” review (because I didn’t kiss her ass) which made me ineligible for the bonus. I put my keys on her desk and walked out.

15+ years ago I worked PT at a big box office supply store while in college. Office Depot. This was when they had “Taking care of business....” by Randy Bachman as their theme song and they played it on repeat in the store all. Day. Long.

I still can’t listen to that song. If it comes on I will leave the room if I can.

12+ years ago I managed shoe stores. I’m just now on my last couple pairs of BNIB shoes that have been hanging out in the back of my closet for over a decade. They don’t wear as well after sitting for so long, will need to buy new shoes soon....

[wyeaster]

it was THIS BIG!!!!

[wyeaster]

15+ years ago I worked PT at a big box office supply store while in college. Office Depot. This was when they had “Taking care of business....” by Randy Bachman as their theme song and they played it on repeat in the store all. Day. Long.

I still can’t listen to that song. If it comes on I will leave the room if I can.

12+ years ago I managed shoe stores. I’m just now on my last couple pairs of BNIB shoes that have been hanging out in the back of my closet for over a decade. They don’t wear as well after sitting for so long, will need to buy new shoes soon....

[Mustonen]

Yes. I Al Bundyed my way through college. It was a college town, so my team was always young and we had fun and my boss was 300 miles away.... it was a good time, but not something I’d want to do for more than a few years. Went to some larger markets and it felt way too much like a job for what that shit paid.

[m2711c]

Fuckin’ glass carts just suck.

[Telemarketeer]

When a bartender at a fancy bar gets annoyed that you ordered the $40 top shelf whiskey because he has to get a ladder to get it down. Dude, you have one job, it ain’t that hard. To his credit, some other bar patrons did cheer him on and that was annoying.

[old goat]

When a bartender at a fancy bar gets annoyed that you ordered the $40 top shelf whiskey because he has to get a ladder to get it down. Dude, you have one job, it ain’t that hard. To his credit, some other bar patrons did cheer him on and that was annoying.

Maybe tending bar is his 3rd job that he does to save up money to replace the artificial leg he's worn out after losing his leg in the war and ladders are really really painful for him and everyone in the bar was cheering him on because they know his hard luck story but you're too clueless to see the agony on his face as he tries to reach your precious overpriced whiskey. Did that ever occur to you? No? Well maybe you need to take a good hard look at yourself.