Shit that annoys you

[iceman]

Dude - if you just fuckin' up and sit ON the bags some time... you will achieve Legend status.

Well I'm polite. And definitely not entirely sane. They sense it and move their shit.

But if they wouldn't move it.....? I'd say sitting on it could well happen. As I noted earlier today, I'm fuckin cantankerous at this point.

It should be noted that several times people (women) have told me they're saving the seats for somebody. And of course I watch them like a fucking hawk after they feed me that shit. Because, ya know, I care. And shit. And every single time the people they have said exist have turned out to actually exist. And they use the chairs when they come back. So maybe I should just chill.

Nah.

[Meadow Skipper]

First thought: Oh, porn!
Second thought: Ewwwww

I’m a little surprised no one else picked up on this earlier.

[iceman]

I’m a little surprised no one else picked up on this earlier.

It's kinda porny somehow. Sorry.

[Meadow Skipper]

It's kinda porny somehow. Sorry.

No apology, I meant it to kind of lewd. I mean, you know, between my legs...?

[riser4]

No apology, I meant it to kind of lewd. I mean, you know, between my legs...?

Given yourself phone head. Nice.

[iceman]

The initial visual, to me, was a vajayjay with a phone stuck in it. Something about the pinkish color below your knees. And the sweet sexy curve of those manly knees I guess.

[JongDoe]

Given yourself phone head. Nice.

Turn it on vibrate and have people call you.

[iceman]

For that he'd need friends.

[snoqpass]

When your dog is the prime suspect in the case of your friends kids missing hamster [emoji194]

[MakersTeleMark]

You'll find out in the morning.

[snoqpass]

She usually just kills rodents not eat them but we’ll see

[mcski]

She usually just kills rodents not eat them but we’ll see

I sick of my kids bunny kicking her litter out of her cage. Can we arrange a visit?

[scrambledbacon]

I sick of my kids bunny kicking her litter out of her cage. Can we arrange a visit?

Omit step 3

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[scrambledbacon]

Actually, step 1 is enough

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[BC.]

At Toyota dealership....sitting here waiting for a recall issue with my Tundra.

TV/people watching as usual....they have the complimentary coffee, tea and snacks out for customers....

Its kind of annoying (but entertaining) watching everyone “pounding the cookies/snacks” at 7:30 in the morning.....hearing them reaching into the snack basket, searching around, then opening up their wrapper is the sound of the morning....lol

It’s like they haven’t eaten in a week......Jesus.....NEPA at its best.

[snoqpass]

I sick of my kids bunny kicking her litter out of her cage. Can we arrange a visit?

She loves chasing rabbits down

[JongDoe]

For that he'd need friends.

Or he could mistakenly answer the phone for just one of those relentless telemarketers. His name/number would then be on the hot list shared by all.

[old goat]

At Toyota dealership....sitting here waiting for a recall issue with my Tundra.

TV/people watching as usual....they have the complimentary coffee, tea and snacks out for customers....

Its kind of annoying (but entertaining) watching everyone “pounding the cookies/snacks” at 7:30 in the morning.....hearing them reaching into the snack basket, searching around, then opening up their wrapper is the sound of the morning....lol

It’s like they haven’t eaten in a week......Jesus.....NEPA at its best.

You probably should stay away from all-you-can-eat Chinese food buffets

[Name Redacted]

Was going to work a half day then go ski, but now it looks like I'll be working a full day. Never shoulda come to work. Arg.

[BC.]

You probably should stay away from all-you-can-eat Chinese food buffets

I do.....lol....haven’t been in one in a long time...places like that around here are total trash....

[Boissal]

Latest annoyance:





Costco parking lot, far corner away from the mob. No security cameras and the asshole obviously didn't leave his/her digits. The amount of stupid it takes to not notice the BRIGHT FUCKING ORANGE truck parked not-so-close is staggering. How do these people even remember to breathe is beyond me. I'd smash their face with the swing arm of the bike rack if I could...

Bonus annoyance: my wife despises Costco and used to go maybe once for every 5 times I go. Make that 1 for every 15 times now, if ever...

[skaredshtles]

<snip> The amount of stupid it takes to not notice the BRIGHT FUCKING ORANGE truck

There's something to this...

When I was driving a drab-tan minivan for YEARS nobody ever did anything really dumb in front of me when I was driving...

Fast-fwd to now driving a GIANT bright red F150 and people routinely (comparatively speaking) will pull right out in front of me when I'm tooling down the road.

It's like the bright colors somehow camouflage the GIANT FUCKING TRUCK.

[snoqpass]

There's something to this...

When I was driving a drab-tan minivan for YEARS nobody ever did anything really dumb in front of me when I was driving...

Fast-fwd to now driving a GIANT bright red F150 and people routinely (comparatively speaking) will pull right out in front of me when I'm tooling down the road.

It's like the bright colors somehow camouflage the GIANT FUCKING TRUCK.

You would be amazed by how many people can’t see a big red fire engine with lights and siren on

[Mustonen]

Or he could mistakenly answer the phone for just one of those relentless telemarketers. His name/number would then be on the hot list shared by all.

I’ve been answering when I can (like when driving) and try to take as much “real live human” time as possible. I get a small bit of satisfaction that calling my number isn’t free for these companies.

This has a strong correlation to far fewer calls. I now get called once every couple weeks, if that, and I have taken no other action other than acting interested in what the person is trying to sell me before telling them I just want them to stop calling.

“I do have chronic pain, yes.... and I would love relief. I’m so glad you called. The only chronic pain I’m actually suffering from is that you guys keep calling me about chronic pain. Do you have a treatment for that, Pamela? Is there a way for you guys to stop calling? That would be so amazing.... hello?”

Or

“Oh man, that is tough. So you’re saying this is my absolute last chance to take advantage of this extended warranty, Michael? You’ll never offer it again?

“Yes sir, that is correct.”

“Well that sounds pretty reasonable. You’re telling me you’ll never call me again if I decline this offer?”

“This is your last chance, sir.”

“Well that’s great. If you can promise - and it sure sounds like you are - that you and your company will never call me again about this, well, that would just make my day. Because of course I don’t want this. I don’t even have that car anymore. I’m so glad this is truly my last chance Michael.....hello?”

[Rideski]

I guided blind skiers for a bit with nscd and we both would wear bright orange vests theirs saying
BLIND
SKIER

and it was like moths to a flame. So fucking weird.