Shit that annoys you

[simple]

On Instagram a dopey looking girl like Emma Chamberlin has 7.3 MILLION followers and is following 43 people. Nearly all selfie photos.

[iceman]

Instagram. I know this has been covered, but...I used to like it. Now I just go on once in a while to give a bunch of likes to people I know so they don't all think I hate them.

[MontuckyFried]

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Hahaha. Dogs are hilariously disgusting. So yeah, our dog must've ate it (as per usual) because my wife only discovered it when she stepped in it in her bare feet. "SQUISH!"

[skaredshtles]

Hahaha. Dogs are hilariously disgusting. So yeah, our dog must've ate it (as per usual) because my wife only discovered it when she stepped in it in her bare feet. "SQUISH!"

We were at a friend's place for dinner Saturday evening... their dog takes a dump, then proceeds to turn around, smell it, and (you guessed it) recycled her own shit.

[MontuckyFried]

We were at a friend's place for dinner Saturday evening... their dog takes a dump, then proceeds to turn around, smell it, and (you guessed it) recycled her own shit.

Didn't happen to be a lab, did it? Seems to be a breed trait among them. Haha.

[skaredshtles]

Didn't happen to be a lab, did it? Seems to be a breed trait among them. Haha.

Pointer of some sort...

[goldengatestinx]

A friend reported getting ticks this past weekend on a trip to Estes Park (~8000ft). In fucking APRIL.

I've picked up ticks taking the chains off the plow truck years ago. At 8500 ft.

[goldengatestinx]

dudes who need therapeutic power tool lawn work to relax.

aka my fucking neighbor that uses his leaf blower in the dark to "clean" his lawn by headlamp.

Leaf blowers...use a fucking rake.

[old goat]

Of course they puke, shit and piss on the rugs. They are reminding you that at heart they are wild creatures, meant to run free and shit piss and puke on the grass, rather than being enslaved by defenseless bipeds who insist on covering the ground with cold, hard, unnatural surfaces that no wild animal could love (ok maybe a penguin would love them). FREE THE DOGS!!!!

[BmillsSkier]

These fucking T Mobile commercials during every single break in the game where the group texting jackoffs turn themselves into talking caricatures of themselves.

I swear, if anyone ever so much as thinks of turning themself into some damned talking clown animal and has the gall to send that shit to my fucking phone I will dislodge my phone from the wall, find you, and jam it so far up your ass that you couldn’t reach it with an extendable ski pole.

[old goat]

People walking around with cigarettes coming out their ears. Are that many people so fucking important? Or are they all secret service agents?

[Benny Profane]

Those Liberty Mutual auto insurance commercials. "I drove my new car into a tree, and now they want to raise my insurance! No fair!" Or that strange ostrich and 80s cop duo. What the fuck? Who thinks this shit up?

[PB]

Emu, Benny, Emu.
Know your birds.

[iceman]

At least it's not a Cassowary. those things are killers.

[Buster Highmen]

At least it's not a Cassowary. those things are killers.

From the name, you'd think people would figure it out.

[PNWbrit]

People walking around with cigarettes coming out their ears

fags

[old goat]

fags

well done

[old goat]

Why does my printer make 5 minutes of weird mechanical noises before it finally decides to print? Damn thing sounds like an MRI. For that matter why does an MRI make all those weird noises? Makes no sense to me. I guess I shouldn't complain about the printer since it's replacing one that refused to make any noises, or print.

[m2711c]

system parameters check

[Flyoverland Captive]

Why does my printer make 5 minutes of weird mechanical noises before it finally decides to print? Damn thing sounds like an MRI. For that matter why does an MRI make all those weird noises? Makes no sense to me. I guess I shouldn't complain about the printer since it's replacing one that refused to make any noises, or print.

It's communicating with the mother ship. "Patience, little printer... soon..."

[MakersTeleMark]

When mtgrl attempts to cunt up a relationship thread.

[Supermoon]

When mtgrl attempts to cunt up a relationship thread.

Dude, let it go.

[Game Over]

[PB]

Seems like that should be a lot more bloody.

And there should be screams, lots of screams.

[JongDoe]

Involuntary crossing of legs and gagging. I hope that is fake.