Buying a car

**Svengali** · 04-18-2019, 06:53 AM

Mr Stainless, Benny needs a free toasterfax on one of these!

**BmillsSkier** · 04-18-2019, 07:24 AM

Is that an Italian toaster?

Benny’s gonna get someone fired at the dealership once he realizes you have to do a complete heating-element-out service just to empty the crumb drawer.

**iceman** · 04-18-2019, 08:02 AM

Originally Posted by AK47bp

Toasters eh?

Hows comes we got cars that can drive themselves and gotdam nano robots, yet it still takes 3-4 minutes to toast a muthafukin piece of bread.

Big Toaster holding back the fix, keeping us dependent on heat coils.

Wouldn’t be surprised if they also had something to do with the Notre Dame fire.

No lie, I know a guy that has invested literally millions of dollars in changing this with some sort of microwave/infrared/something combo technology. He's got all kinds of patents and licensing shit working, but it's been supposed to be out for at least a couple years now and still nothing, there's some holdup or other. The original premise was toast in I think 17 seconds but last I heard they had backed off that some. But maybe a solution to your issue will be in stores sometime soon!

**Benny Profane** · 04-18-2019, 08:08 AM

Z

**iceman** · 04-18-2019, 08:19 AM

wake up Benny.

**The AD** · 04-18-2019, 08:20 AM

Originally Posted by iceman

No lie, I know a guy that has invested literally millions of dollars in changing this with some sort of microwave/infrared/something combo technology. He's got all kinds of patents and licensing shit working, but it's been supposed to be out for at least a couple years now and still nothing, there's some holdup or other. The original premise was toast in I think 17 seconds but last I heard they had backed off that some. But maybe a solution to your issue will be in stores sometime soon!

Is he related to Elizabeth Holmes?

**Svengali** · 04-18-2019, 08:45 AM

Is that an Italian toaster?

British, definitely more reliable than their automobiles--but then the inventor/designer was a German.

**AK47bp** · 04-18-2019, 08:50 AM

Originally Posted by iceman

No lie, I know a guy that has invested literally millions of dollars in changing this with some sort of microwave/infrared/something combo technology. He's got all kinds of patents and licensing shit working, but it's been supposed to be out for at least a couple years now and still nothing, there's some holdup or other. The original premise was toast in I think 17 seconds but last I heard they had backed off that some. But maybe a solution to your issue will be in stores sometime soon!

I’m actually happy to hear it’s being worked on. I was thinking some type of nuclear fission could be the key.

If someday my grandkids can make bread into toast in 17 seconds or less.....well I’d say my crazy ride on this ball of dirt around the sun was worth it.

**BmillsSkier** · 04-18-2019, 08:51 AM

Originally Posted by Svengali

British.

In that case it will be easy to check the oil.

Just look underneath it - Should be plenty.

**PNWbrit** · 04-18-2019, 09:06 AM

Originally Posted by Svengali

British

Crumpets!

**Timberridge** · 04-18-2019, 09:41 AM

Strumpets

Wait...nvrmd, I thought it was Friday and I clicked on that other thread.

**::: :::** · 04-18-2019, 09:44 AM

did he get a car yet?

**iceman** · 04-18-2019, 09:46 AM

**Timberridge** · 04-18-2019, 09:48 AM

Oh what the hell...

Jazz

Originally Posted by acinpdx

did he get a car yet?

Who cares?

**Benny Profane** · 04-18-2019, 09:55 AM

In the dealer right now. Price agreed upon. But now I have to wait for the business manager. I swear, I'd rather go to the fucking dentist.

**Jong Lafitte** · 04-18-2019, 10:02 AM

I told Potsie I'd do this!

**simple** · 04-18-2019, 10:08 AM

Get the window tint and clear bra package.

**PNWbrit** · 04-18-2019, 10:11 AM

Originally Posted by Benny Profane

In the dealer right now.

Get them to demonstrate correct use of the dipstick.

**Ted Striker** · 04-18-2019, 10:21 AM

Originally Posted by Benny Profane

In the dealer right now. Price agreed upon. But now I have to wait for the business manager. I swear, I'd rather go to the fucking dentist.

**Benny Profane** · 04-18-2019, 10:22 AM

Walked. Fuck these games

**BmillsSkier** · 04-18-2019, 10:31 AM

Can we get a Digital Death style TR?

**m2711c** · 04-18-2019, 10:33 AM

**Benny Profane** · 04-18-2019, 10:34 AM

Price down. Trade in value down. Financing down. Signature on paper to all that. Just have to find a red one. Then it's, ok, now you have to talk to the business manager when he's ready. Why. Because that's the way it's done. Wait ten fucking minutes, and, fuck you and your games.