19BBIU March14-17 2019

[new yabyum]

yes.

I want those!!

[Djongo Unchained]

Looks like fun, gents. Damn, y'all are a bunch of old fuckers!

Yes, we are a sublime equation of finesse and power, tempered by a gazillion turns and decades of mind bending action. **

FOG's FoSho...

Should we pencil you in for BBI20?



** see pics of IAS arcing.

[byates1]

sick. nice work all! stoked

[pipedream]

"Please leave at home or in your vehicle, equipment that is restricted and prohibited such as snowboards, split boards, snow bikes, ski blades, saucers, lurks or anything longer than a regular ski pole. "

Nowhere do they mention snosk8s

but also... "Skis need to have metal edges, retaining devices and bindings that face forward and attach to alpine or nordic ski boots." So fuck you, too, tele skiers

[byates1]

saying goodbye is never easy to do.......

fkna. miller softs! werd

[CHAIR_97]

That is awesome, both of you. I'm one inch shorter and nowhere near as THICCCC as you two, but I would have loved to be there to smash some bumps. I can't even remember the last time anyone I know wanted to ski bumps, shit. 10 years ago??

Dude, Alta has the BEST Bumps. YETI and I would have loved to have another partner in crime... Alta has the Best bumps. Hey muted u rip

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[new yabyum]

fkna. miller softs! werd

They looked undrilled. I still want those Haute Routes.

[ill-advised strategy]

You know guys, if you have a serious interest in those skis...it’s not a museum, it’s theoretically a shop that theoretically sells those...I’m 100% sure he’d ship.

My experience asking for prices on stuff was he’s way high and content to have literally 10s of thousands of pairs of skis sitting there not selling, but you could give’r a shot. Ski trucks Salt Lake City.

[ACH]

dude sounds neurotic let’s invite him to ski next time

Wonder how many 210's> are hanging out?

[powdork]

Redonculous... rabbit-squirrel-spicey, made to go on something akin to cornbread

which was there with some cheddar mixed in and awesome but devoured before the gumbo.

[ill-advised strategy]

Wonder how many 210's> are hanging out?

Unmounted 212 RD Valdez Extremes in the plastic.

Dozens of old school long length full tip GS skis. Dozens of newer SG and DH.

The big challenge with some of this stuff is it’ll be laid against a wall 50 yards long and 5 feet deep of skis...big ones in the rear, so the ones you most want to fondle are literally like 15 or 20 minutes of shucking throwaway 1997 rental skis to even see if the ski’s mounted or drilled.

[altacoup]

You know guys, if you have a serious interest in those skis...it’s not a museum, it’s theoretically a shop that theoretically sells those...I’m 100% sure he’d ship.

My experience asking for prices on stuff was he’s way high and content to have literally 10s of thousands of pairs of skis sitting there not selling, but you could give’r a shot. Ski trucks Salt Lake City.

Owner of that place is literally insane. Thinks all those 20-30 year old skis are still worth $200+. When that place goes out of business the sale will be all time though.


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[Vitamin I]

hey muted, the blizzardskis are in the pnw
waiting on superchicken to p/u at Alpental

Props for the Maggot Courier Service. ~850 miles for this one? Nice!

If it helps anyone else, next week I will be driving from Telluride/CrestedButte to KickingHorse/Fernie, through SLC.

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[Woodsy]

Owner of that place is literally insane. Thinks all those 20-30 year old skis are still worth $200+. When that place goes out of business the sale will be all time though.

This
remembered why I stopped stopping by,
Loads of skis for benches and LBD candidates are there in droves but he thinks its 1989

[Marshall Tucker]

the sight of certain ski gear raises powerful and subtly inaccessible dormant memories, fond, ill, and mundane, of old people, places, and events.

you know, songs do that to me. I can hear a song and instantly recite a place a time, people and a "feel."

Drives Ms. MT insane.

[CHAIR_97]

A lil group skiing vid...
https://youtu.be/ErQ2XbEdXeY

What an amazing venue
What amazing conditions
What an amazing group of Dalmatians
In the world of a poodle

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[Brock Landers]

What a weekend. Moving past the fact I left my wallet at the SLC airport when flying out (I wasn’t even drunk which is a minor miracle in itself)...

Thanks to dibs and his wife for hosting on Friday night. Great people, great food. Thanks to jtran and phallll for showing peeps around altuh. And thanks to Yeti for making breakfast, driving my ass around and bringing me to BobMc’s tailgate (thank you BobMc for the wine...and thanks to fuckyoucat for the beer/wine can combo). Thanks to Ice (aka “My Name is Fuck You”) for hosting my ghetto ass too. Ice I’m 2 days sober shooting for 4 so beat that.

Met a lot of good peeps, first- flowing alpy, Bobby thanks for pulling it all together. Truly a big effort and much appreciated. I’ll definitely miss some people but...tri-ung, muted, whyturn, mooseknuckle, yeti’s bro from another mo sirvic, tha fugitive, his bro from another mo gepeto-(hope that vape pen worked for you on Sunday afternoon), schindlerpiste and that flowing salad on top of his head. Norseman, Galen, splat, fucking Claymond! Fucker doesn’t even ski and he shredded altuh! Vtf my “buddy”. Fuck. Djongo broseph pleasure hanging with you again! East or bust- thanks for convincing me to ski/bringing me skis on Friday after I got off that flight. I was hungover and you guys cured it.

Great times! Looking forward to skiing you guys again

[east or bust]

EoB, 2Qs: how is that awesome mobile boot dryer tube attached to the vents ?

It's an 8' piece of flexible dryer duct I got from Home Depot, snipped one end to expose the wire and fashioned a hook to clip onto the vent. The material between the wire coil is literally like tin foil and tears easily, need to get a new piece and tape the seam to prevent it coming apart. Otherwise it works incredibly well
https://www.homedepot.com/p/GE-Flexi...85DS/205472610

AND how hard were Brock's nipples from skiing in that get up?

brock to the white courtesy phone?

[Djongo Unchained]

A lil group skiing vid...
https://youtu.be/ErQ2XbEdXeY

What an amazing venue
What amazing conditions
What an amazing group of Dalmatians
In the world of a poodle

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I see you more as our Great Dane. Marmaduke.


Where we going? That was rhetorical. - Maybe, oh 30 times.

Dig the vid.



Brock Landers - Jesus man, you're developing this Cult of Personality out west. That was quite the Kramer entry to a BBI. Grand Slam, bitches. Heh.

[ill-advised strategy]

Welp...shit.

I know he’s a snowaddict because he still has fun scraperizing the variety of hardpacks we sampled while playing Find The Gepeto yesterday.


Found him! While we were playing Find The Gepeto, Gepeto was playing Find Gepeto’s Gear.
Then we all set out to Find Some God Damn Unfrozen Snow




And then it was time to gtfo...highlights:
“Suicide Lane Cycles” directly under giant “prevent suicide” billboard.
lol wtf


Bye Linda...

Onward to other Lindas.

On to Wyoming...hearing lots of news about massive flooding and fucked up bridges and whatnot in my direction of travel, I hit up the Wyoming CB scene for this important information:




Almost got a ticket for doing DH speed in a GS zone



Anyway, thanks for all the:



Driving into the flood zone today, if shit gets ugly I’ll try to get pics of the gnar.

[CHAIR_97]

Safe travels yeti... You truly are brother from another....
Countdown to Alpy 2020.

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[F#*k you cat]

Safe travels yeti... You truly are brother from another....
Countdown to Alpy 2020.

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Safe travels Yeti.

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[snowaddict91]

Welp...shit.

I know he’s a snowaddict because he still has fun scraperizing the variety of hardpacks we sampled while playing Find The Gepeto yesterday.
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Good times! Somehow I found even more crust and ice today! You picked a good time to head out I thinks. Hopefully you made it through all the flooding alright.

[getoutside]

spend much time on the ridge and youll be bound to see some radness go down

^^^ and he crushed it. great picts and fun to get out and about!

so better late than never. first, big thanks to flowing alpy and skfishbum and the mrs. for making this happen and letting us hang out at your pad. second, rad to meet our visitors and locals not yet met. solid peeps abound. and obviously, total blast ripping around and hanging out. great to see you after all these years mtnbikerboarder. caught the honeycomb opening and under the honeycomb return opening. good shit. looking forward to hitting alpental next year and thanks again! a few from thur/fri..

[muted]

^^^ and he crushed it. great picts and fun to get out and about!

It was sweet watching the guy do this line, but he actually got crushed on the runout. He skied it well before that point, with some good speed.