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    Quote Originally Posted by booner View Post
    <snip> if doesn't get his grades up he's in for total devistation.
    Have you talked with him about the special importance of keeping his English grades up?


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    Booner can’t hear you, his ears are covered in thunderthighs
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    Either that, or he has thicc fingers

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    Shit that annoys you

    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    Booner can’t hear you, his ears are covered in thunderthighs
    Give me a minute!

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    Quote Originally Posted by booner View Post
    My son is in 7th grade and just met with the HS golf coach to show his swing to see if he might be able to play on hs team.

    We've been having a lot of issues with his grades lately.

    Coach called and said he would likely make the team but they won't take him because of his grades.
    You mean you don't sit him down at the table with every test and paper he brings home, then proceed to rake him over the coals for an hour or two about how he only got a 95 and not a perfect 100, and therefore will never achieve the kind of financial stability and comfortable lifestyle that you work so hard to provide for him? Lucky kid. But sounds like he should buckle down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by glademaster View Post
    You mean you don't sit him down at the table with every test and paper he brings home, then proceed to rake him over the coals for an hour or two about how he only got a 95 and not a perfect 100, and therefore will never achieve the kind of financial stability and comfortable lifestyle that you work so hard to provide for him?
    This is probably where you are going wrong Booner. Kids like structure and discipline. Send him my way, anything less than 100 won't be tolerated. And if there's extra credit, it better be done correctly too.
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    Flavored CoffeeMate creamers annoy me (when they are the only ones left).
    Who actually likes that flavored coffee bullshit?
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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    Flavored CoffeeMate creamers annoy me (when they are the only ones left).
    Who actually likes that flavored coffee bullshit?


    That was 1997 and the situation has not improved.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    I'm here if you need some tough love parenting. Just don't tell DoWork.
    I accept.

    Or maybe Booner's kid and mine can get together...and rob a gas station or something.

    Like Booner: I'm annoyed with my kid's (8th grade) grades.
    It makes perfect sense...until you think about it.

    I suspect there's logic behind the madness, but I'm too dumb to see it.

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    0 for fucking 3 on standby, fuck I hate traveling on fridays through OHara.

    God dam bar tab is going to leave a mark

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    Quote Originally Posted by smartyiak View Post
    I accept.

    Or maybe Booner's kid and mine can get together...and rob a gas station or something.

    Like Booner: I'm annoyed with my kid's (8th grade) grades.
    Ok, since you're in Delaware, let's start with this.

    Put the kid in the car and head to Camden, NJ. Best to do this during the daylight hrs and if anyone approaches the car at a light, keep the windows up. Drive around the city a bit and explain to him that unless his grades improve, this is what life has in store for him. If you sense he starts to get it, I like to stop at the Aquarium and pick up some ice cream before heading home.

    Booner, no need to drive to Camden, any large city in upstate NY will work for this as well. I'm partial to Troy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hawkgt View Post
    I hate travelingthrough OHara.
    FIFY.

    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    Ok, since you're in Delaware, let's start with this.

    Put the kid in the car and head to Camden, NJ. Best to do this during the daylight hrs and if anyone approaches the car at a light, keep the windows up. Drive around the city a bit and explain to him that unless his grades improve, this is what life has in store for him. If you sense he starts to get it, I like to stop at the Aquarium and pick up some ice cream before heading home.

    Booner, no need to drive to Camden, any large city in upstate NY will work for this as well. I'm partial to Troy.
    At what point do I get out and yell at him to drive? ...hopefully not in Camden.
    It makes perfect sense...until you think about it.

    I suspect there's logic behind the madness, but I'm too dumb to see it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smartyiak View Post
    FIFY.



    At what point do I get out and yell at him to drive? ...hopefully not in Camden.
    You need an experienced hand at the wheel in Camden.

    Save that other lesson for the ride home if he gets testy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    You need an experienced hand at the wheel in Camden.

    Save that other lesson for the ride home if he gets testy.
    That’s a relief!

    This is annoying:
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    It makes perfect sense...until you think about it.

    I suspect there's logic behind the madness, but I'm too dumb to see it.

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    makes their customers hands look bigger...and improves self esteem

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    Been fucking swamped with work all season long. My ski season was supposed to free up some at the end of February. Guess when I get a nasty cold?

    More than annoying
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    Quote Originally Posted by smartyiak View Post
    FIFY.



    At what point do I get out and yell at him to drive? ...hopefully not in Camden.
    Excellent, laughing here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flowing alpy View Post
    if a 7th grader is on the HS golf team, does that mean his eligibility will be used up by 10th grade, thereby requiring him to join a college team or turn pro?
    No.

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    My ancient accountant uses different software every year--stuff he doesn't understand and can't figure out how to use. Last year he sent us an online questionnaire to fill out which lacked spaces for half the information I needed to enter. If I didn't know myself what he needed I would have been screwed. This year the software made me enter all the info from the 1099's for investment dividends and sales, rather than just sending him the 1099's as in the past. At the price I'm paying him he can have his clerk enter the data, He also sent us e-file authorization forms to sign and send back electronically using some program that crashed my wife's computer--I had to restore to a restore point--and didn't transmit any of the forms. Next year he'll probably use something different yet again. The only reason I stay with him is that it would be a pain in the ass to switch and our situation is a little too complicated for me to trust to Turbo Tax.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    You need an experienced hand at the wheel in Camden.

    Save that other lesson for the ride home if he gets testy.
    Meh, depending on where he's at, Baltimore might be closer(and seedier).

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    Quote Originally Posted by smartyiak View Post
    FIFY.



    At what point do I get out and yell at him to drive? ...hopefully not in Camden.
    Rt 130. But make sure you head up to Willingboro, then have him drive south. Or roosevelt blvd in philly if you want a detour.

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    Somehow I left my long underwear base layer pants home on my trip to VT so I check in to the shop at Killington for a pair. They're out of my size but i see women's base layers in my waist size. I ask the guy what is the difference and he says only the cut so I buy them and they fit fine. Later I go to take a leak.......

    Another thing was stopping in the Basin Ski shop on the access road and seeing some merino wool ones for $90. Better give me daily handies at that price.

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    Meh, I usually have to drop trou to take a leak when I'm in ski gear anyway. And before you go on with some blather about it being too short, no, it's too fat.

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    I never use the pee hole in my underwear. Wish it wasn't there, TBH.
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