Booner can’t hear you, his ears are covered in thunderthighs
Forum Cross Pollinator, gratuitously strident
Either that, or he has thicc fingers
If it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it
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You mean you don't sit him down at the table with every test and paper he brings home, then proceed to rake him over the coals for an hour or two about how he only got a 95 and not a perfect 100, and therefore will never achieve the kind of financial stability and comfortable lifestyle that you work so hard to provide for him? Lucky kid. But sounds like he should buckle down.
"timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang
A Average
B Below average
C Can't have dinner
D Don't come home
F Find a new family
Flavored CoffeeMate creamers annoy me (when they are the only ones left).
Who actually likes that flavored coffee bullshit?
Forum Cross Pollinator, gratuitously strident
It makes perfect sense...until you think about it.
I suspect there's logic behind the madness, but I'm too dumb to see it.
0 for fucking 3 on standby, fuck I hate traveling on fridays through OHara.
God dam bar tab is going to leave a mark
Ok, since you're in Delaware, let's start with this.
Put the kid in the car and head to Camden, NJ. Best to do this during the daylight hrs and if anyone approaches the car at a light, keep the windows up. Drive around the city a bit and explain to him that unless his grades improve, this is what life has in store for him. If you sense he starts to get it, I like to stop at the Aquarium and pick up some ice cream before heading home.
Booner, no need to drive to Camden, any large city in upstate NY will work for this as well. I'm partial to Troy.
"timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang
That’s a relief!
This is annoying:
When did Guinness start pushing these tiny “pint” glasses ...I want a proper pint!
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It makes perfect sense...until you think about it.
I suspect there's logic behind the madness, but I'm too dumb to see it.
makes their customers hands look bigger...and improves self esteem
Been fucking swamped with work all season long. My ski season was supposed to free up some at the end of February. Guess when I get a nasty cold?
More than annoying
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
My ancient accountant uses different software every year--stuff he doesn't understand and can't figure out how to use. Last year he sent us an online questionnaire to fill out which lacked spaces for half the information I needed to enter. If I didn't know myself what he needed I would have been screwed. This year the software made me enter all the info from the 1099's for investment dividends and sales, rather than just sending him the 1099's as in the past. At the price I'm paying him he can have his clerk enter the data, He also sent us e-file authorization forms to sign and send back electronically using some program that crashed my wife's computer--I had to restore to a restore point--and didn't transmit any of the forms. Next year he'll probably use something different yet again. The only reason I stay with him is that it would be a pain in the ass to switch and our situation is a little too complicated for me to trust to Turbo Tax.
Somehow I left my long underwear base layer pants home on my trip to VT so I check in to the shop at Killington for a pair. They're out of my size but i see women's base layers in my waist size. I ask the guy what is the difference and he says only the cut so I buy them and they fit fine. Later I go to take a leak.......
Another thing was stopping in the Basin Ski shop on the access road and seeing some merino wool ones for $90. Better give me daily handies at that price.
Meh, I usually have to drop trou to take a leak when I'm in ski gear anyway. And before you go on with some blather about it being too short, no, it's too fat.
I never use the pee hole in my underwear. Wish it wasn't there, TBH.
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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