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  1. #23826
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    Fireplace burning in the barrio for holiday. Smells like trash fire. It’s 60 degrees.

  2. #23827
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    Quote Originally Posted by Supermoon View Post
    I’m always shocked at just how much money we bleed this month between parties and stocking stuffers and nieces and nephews. It adds up super fast.
    I rationalize that I get a ton of airline points for a trip out west.

  3. #23828
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    b.o. in tight, inescapable places. jesus.

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  4. #23829
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    A few days ago a snowboarder ran into my four year old. Snowboarder was 10-12 years old, on a heel side turn. 100% her fault. When I asked my boy if he was ok (he was) she said "I'm fine" and rode away.

    Two questions:

    1) Do they teach snowboarders to glance over their shoulders to avoid taking out small children?

    2) How old does someone need to be for me call them a worthless piece of shit and threaten to put a ski pole in their eye?

    P.S. I suspect sure her dad saw the whole thing happen but remained sitting on his ass up the hill to avoid dealing the situation. Because there was some dad looking snowboarder sitting on his ass watching pretty darn carefully.

  5. #23830
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    Quote Originally Posted by shredgnar View Post
    Driving around Breckenridge Colorado on a snowy christmas eve makes me want to kill people.
    Vibes.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

  6. #23831
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    I guess NWS can’t forecast what’s going to happen 6 hours ahead. They fucked up this storm forecast nicely. Maybe they should try a dartboard next time.

  7. #23832
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    Carburetor holes on little glass pipes. Don’t any of these “glass blowers” ever smoke weed. It makes it so much fucking harder to get a hit on the chairlift. It is a pain in the ass to cover the carb and cup the bowl at the same time. It is utterly unnecessary, the whole point of a carb is to clear the chamber. If you can’t clear a chamber on a three inch pipe then you can’t breathe.
    And make the pipes a little longer so you don’t have to remove your goggles.
    I can find a million $15 pipes but they are all the same and they all suck.


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  8. #23833
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    Quote Originally Posted by I've seen black diamonds! View Post
    A few days ago a snowboarder ran into my four year old. Snowboarder was 10-12 years old, on a heel side turn. 100% her fault. When I asked my boy if he was ok (he was) she said "I'm fine" and rode away.

    Two questions:

    1) Do they teach snowboarders to glance over their shoulders to avoid taking out small children?

    2) How old does someone need to be for me call them a worthless piece of shit and threaten to put a ski pole in their eye?

    P.S. I suspect sure her dad saw the whole thing happen but remained sitting on his ass up the hill to avoid dealing the situation. Because there was some dad looking snowboarder sitting on his ass watching pretty darn carefully.
    Being around snowboarders is like being around a kid with epilepsy.

    You need to teach your child that.

  9. #23834
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    getting put on standby on a connecting flight because united couldn't check me in with their partners and so i go after all the online checkins. such bullshit. at the gate 2 hours early. supposed to arrive ay the family xmas day. now in doubt.

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  10. #23835
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    made it. happy holidays!

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  11. #23836
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    Quote Originally Posted by wyeaster View Post
    made it. happy holidays!

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    Breath. It's all good. You are a neurotic snap at a murmur damage goods person with a personal demon from experience, but you are also a great Dad and a very good soul.

    So enjoy being.

  12. #23837
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Kanone View Post
    Carburetor holes on little glass pipes. Don’t any of these “glass blowers” ever smoke weed. It makes it so much fucking harder to get a hit on the chairlift. It is a pain in the ass to cover the carb and cup the bowl at the same time. It is utterly unnecessary, the whole point of a carb is to clear the chamber. If you can’t clear a chamber on a three inch pipe then you can’t breathe.
    And make the pipes a little longer so you don’t have to remove your goggles.
    I can find a million $15 pipes but they are all the same and they all suck.


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    Nobody’s using pipes on lifts anymore this is almost 2019
    “I have a responsibility to not be intimidated and bullied by low life losers who abuse what little power is granted to them as ski patrollers.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by snoqpass View Post
    Nobody’s using pipes on lifts anymore this is almost 2019
    Yeah, you know, edibles.

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    The little bumps on the 'f' and 'j' keys on my favorite keyboard have finally worn down to the point where I can't feel them anymore. YOu would be surprised how much that fucks with typing.
    If we're gonna wear uniforms, we should all wear somethin' different!

  15. #23840
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jong Lafitte View Post
    The little bumps on the 'f' and 'j' keys on my favorite keyboard have finally worn down to the point where I can't feel them anymore. YOu would be surprised how much that fucks with typing.
    Duse, middef opprrunty for spme shensnifamd...

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    ...Remember, those who think Global Warming is Fake, also think that Adam & Eve were Real...

  16. #23841
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    The concept of a “thought experiment”

  17. #23842
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    Working Christmas.
    ::.:..::::.::.:.::..::.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jong Lafitte View Post
    The little bumps on the 'f' and 'j' keys on my favorite keyboard have finally worn down to the point where I can't feel them anymore. YOu would be surprised how much that fucks with typing.
    I recommend the hunt and peck method.

  19. #23844
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    Quote Originally Posted by JongDoe View Post
    I recommend the hunt and peck method.
    One fingered. Works for me!

  20. #23845
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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    One fingered. Works for me!
    Pfft. Two fingers plus thumb for spacebar, rookie.

    I can hit about 40 words per minute that way
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    Pfft. Two fingers plus thumb for spacebar, rookie.

    I can hit about 40 words per minute that way
    Yeah, lets see ya hit that number on an old school typewriter. Kids these days, pfffffft.

  22. #23847
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    I wrote all my high school papers on a typewriter.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

  23. #23848
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    me too. actually, i wrote them by hand and then typed them. it took me a couple years of college to get past it.

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  24. #23849
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    Quote Originally Posted by wicked_sick View Post
    Working Christmas.
    6 of the last 8 for me, downside of being a ski bum I guess

  25. #23850
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    I enjoyed working today. People were happy on the mountain.
    I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.

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