People that bitch about it snowing
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People that bitch about it snowing
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"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
Last edited by plugboots; 12-03-2018 at 04:08 PM.
Well maybe I'm the faggot America
I'm not a part of a redneck agenda
Just put the bag on the floor.
Guy buys the house next door, cool more property value. Feels the need to put front wheels into my drive in order to get into his parking spot. 14 years and nobody else has needed to do this. Crushed granite drive, so it's kinda loud and always makes me look to see if someone is walking up my drive.
Nice enough guy I guess, and I like dogs, but upon moving in he bought a choc lab pup that's just walking all over him. Not sure if he's never had a dog or if he's just a maroon. He doesn't seem to get the fact that if he doesn't introduce choc lab to the terrier who's lived next door for 5 years, they are going to fight through the fence every fucking day.
Today just for emPhasis, choc lab comes running through my yard as soon as the car door opens and won't come back. I'm on the phone with a client and I've got buddy outside my front window yelling
HENRY CUM
HENRY
HENRYCUM
CUUUUM
HENRY CUUUUUM CUUUUUUUM
HENRY CUM
CUUUUUUUUUM
forgetting to remove the volunteer sticker on 3 different shirts before i washed and dried. ugh.
EBay used to be the place to get cheap books. Now it's swamped with assholes selling nothing but PDFs or e-books (which I assume are all pirated). To get around the eBay filters, the use terms like e-Bo0K or EbOoK or 3-booK. Makes searching for a real, paper book a pain in the ass.
Truck managed to block the whole intersection through 2 light cycles and half the intersection for two more. Not sure what was going on at the intersection behind us but there was something holding up the cars so the truck could move ahead either. Of course, he had to try and roll through the intersection on the yellow in the first place even though there was no way he'd clear it. Thanks a lot asshole!
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Fox Sports coverage of college football....(tonight’s PAC12 championship game)......coverage is so cheesy...announcers/sideline dorks/camera angles....
I like their NFL coverage....but their college coverage is total bush league.
This and my car. Hulk level rage![]()
Just put on of these on there, next to your triangle sticker thing :
https://www.carid.com/bug-deflectors.html
Why did you park so close to that f'ing truck?
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That really is a Harry Potter sticker. Wow. Such majick.
https://www.quora.com/In-the-Harry-P...ol-really-mean
Yeah, I'm assuming you expected to get hit since you took the initial picture, so that scratch is partly on you. Everyone can use more exercise, park somewhere else.
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