Shit that annoys you

[Danno]

Giving Tuesday

[Ted Striker]

too-warm-tuesday.

[TurxSki]

Giving Tuesday

Hmn...
But block fryday and slimeber moonday are ok in your book?
(We just made small donation to maintain hiking trails, so there [emoji41])

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[Danno]

Hmn...
But block fryday and slimeber moonday are ok in your book?
(We just made small donation to maintain hiking trails, so there [emoji41])

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Black Friday is something that already existed, and it got the name because it existed. It wasn't a marketing ploy initially. Cyber monday and giving tuesday can go fuck themselves. But I am never going to complain that you gave $ today, just complaining that there's a marketed special day to give.

[snoqpass]

The old beat up coin in your pocket is younger than you

[Captain Awesome]

When you're sitting in a car with the seatbelt on, and somehow the reel lock gets engaged for no reason, and pins you against the seat and you have to unbuckle to reset it. That annoys me.

[wyeaster]

or when you have your bag in the passenger seat and the seatbelt warning keeps beeping

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[reckless toboggan]

or when you have your bag in the passenger seat and the seatbelt warning keeps beeping

That's no way to talk about your wife.

[evdog]

When you're sitting in a car with the seatbelt on, and somehow the reel lock gets engaged for no reason, and pins you against the seat and you have to unbuckle to reset it. That annoys me.

That seems to happen to me whenever I need to lean forward to reach something or turn and look for approaching cars. Hard to do when the belt has me locked in place.

[Ted Striker]

Cars have never been better, and drivers have never been worse.

[reckless toboggan]

Cars have never been better, and drivers have never been worse.

Hahaha.

[wyeaster]

elementary school lock down drills

i was going to start a things that are fucked up thread but i'm sure that would bring out the best in everybody

[riser4]

When a tree falls on you while you are snowblowing the driveway. That fucker waited until I was standing in the right spot. Fortunately it was more of a glance. Unfortunately it means I probably have to get some tree work done in the summer to thin out the cedars. Fuck. They screen my house from the neighbors.

[DoWork]

This is day 4 without power. GMP says we are likely to get it back Saturday at 10pm. That’s another 2 days.

I’ve got to work a ton during this time and this shit is fucking me up. Thank God we have a wood stove for heat and a small generator but this shit is getting oooooold. I am pretty much fine with it but listening to the wife & kids bitch about it is definitely worse, and they CANNOT seem to do anything while I’m not there. Bored? Fill the fucking wood rack!

[riser4]

elementary school lock down drills

i was going to start a things that are fucked up thread but i'm sure that would bring out the best in everybody

Did you get a bullet proof backpack yet?

[skinipenem]

When a tree falls on you while you are snowblowing the driveway. That fucker waited until I was standing in the right spot. Fortunately it was more of a glance. Unfortunately it means I probably have to get some tree work done in the summer to thin out the cedars. Fuck. They screen my house from the neighbors.

A friend's sister was paralyzed by a tree falling onto her from above her driveway. Consider yourself mucho lucky.

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[Danno]

When a client ignores a specific question, responding with a general statement, forcing you to ask again for the answer to your specific question.

[skaredshtles]

When a client ignores a specific question, responding with a general statement, forcing you to ask again for the answer to your specific question.

Fire that fool!

[plugboots]

or when you have your bag in the passenger seat and the seatbelt warning keeps beeping

Cut a hotel key or something to fit.

[Danno]

Fire that fool!

no client firings allowed. it's the downside to a job with guaranteed clients.

[skaredshtles]

no client firings allowed. it's the downside to a job with guaranteed clients.

Sad...

[spanky]

The old beat up coin in your pocket is younger than you

You know you’re getting old when you very rarely get coins older than you OR, you can’t even read the date on a coin without glasses!

[riser4]

A friend's sister was paralyzed by a tree falling onto her from above her driveway. Consider yourself mucho lucky.

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Very. Had I been six inches to the left a much thicker piece would have smacked me on the top of my head. A foot further forward and I would have taken a stout section of branch to the head. If I had been four feet forward where I had been intending to turn the snowblower around, I would have been nailed by a 12 inch trunk. It fell in such a way that the leafy branches (cedar) pushed me back and out of the way. I had to get the chainsaw out to free the snowblower, and remove the tree from my father in law's bumper and the driveway so I could finish clearing snow. I am lucky that I stopped at that precise moment, to rest a bit and breathe. It did make for a funny text to my wife: "Can you please open the garage door and bring the chainsaw? A tree fell on me." The people door was blocked and I didn't feel like tracking shit through the front door. I did send a follow-up text to say I was ok, no need for 911.
I need to go buy a lottery ticket.

[KQ]

People who mass email urban legends. Ugh. You want to let them know they are perpetuating a falsehood but really it's too late because they've sent it to everyone they know declaring where they stand on the issue.

[riser4]

People who mass email urban legends. Ugh. You want to let them know they are perpetuating a falsehood but really it's too late because they've sent it to everyone they know declaring where they stand on the issue.

Did you hear the one about the guy in Vegas who woke up in a bathtub full of ice and found a note to call 911 because he no longer had any kidneys? If I find it I'll forward it to you.