Shit that annoys you

[detuned]

I don't like how you have to turn BMWs off twice. Same with Rolls.

cars....sheesh

[~mikey b]

[JongDoe]

WTF you cheap bastard, Can't afford AAA? You're not gonna attempt to fix that yourself, are ya?

[::: :::]

Wed before thanksgiving and I've got a remodel project under construction and the GC pulls up the floor to install some hold-downs and sees that 9' of foundation wall doesn't even exist. Additionally, the old owners apparently just used 1x4 t&g as structural sheathing AND floor finish over 2x6's 24" on center. Other half-assed framing shit too, but ^^^ that's the nut of it

well, that's a hell of a discovery midstream in a remodel
and, like every client, they haven't planned for diversions measured in 4-zero numbers
and, i'm going to have a house full of relatives in less than an hour

[skaredshtles]

Wed before thanksgiving and I've got a remodel project under construction and the GC pulls up the floor to install some hold-downs and sees that 9' of foundation wall doesn't even exist. Additionally, the old owners apparently just used 1x4 t&g as structural sheathing AND floor finish over 2x6's 24" on center. Other half-assed framing shit too, but ^^^ that's the nut of it

[PB]

best thanksgiving EVAR.

[~mikey b]

WTF you cheap bastard, Can't afford AAA? You're not gonna attempt to fix that yourself, are ya?

I have AAA. I fixed it myself.

[DeepHelmet]

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Thanks Bob

[JongDoe]

I have AAA. I fixed it myself.

You must be old. Goddamn millenials don't even know how to change a flat.

[~mikey b]

Is 49 old?

[m2711c]

Yes

[~mikey b]

Aw crap

[~mikey b]

I guess I’ll have to stop skiing every day for a living.

[delco714]

You must be old. Goddamn millenials don't even know how to change a flat.

Not true [emoji16]

[Meadow Skipper]

You must be old. Goddamn millenials don't even know how to change a flat.

Yeah, but they’d google it soon enough.

True story: last summer I was at a brunch at someone’s house in LA with my daughter and a bunch of her millennial friends. I was sipping my mimosa in the living room when one young man ran up and excitedly asked me, “you were a firefighter, how do you put a fire out?” I asked why, and he told me the stove was on fire. I told him baking soda and he said incredulously “baking soda?!?” and I said yeah, really, and went back to sipping my mimosa.

The guy ran back to the kitchen, and I noticed that there was actually a lot of commotion in there so I wandered back. When I walked in the woman whose house it was was pouring baking soda on the grease fire in the oven and the fire was going out. Fine, I thought, no problem. But then I noticed that there were four other 30-somethings frantically googling how to put out an oven fire.

After the commotion died down, one of the (gay) guys yelled “Thank goodness there was someone over 40 here that knew what to do!”

[riser4]

I guess I’ll have to stop skiing every day for a living.

Bum.

Next year when you get your bindings DIN tested they will subtract one from your side type. So you got that to look forward to.

[riser4]

Yeah, but they’d google it soon enough.

True story: last summer I was at a brunch at someone’s house in LA with my daughter and a bunch of her millennial friends. I was sipping my mimosa in the living room when one young man ran up and excitedly asked me, “you were a firefighter, how do you put a fire out?” I asked why, and he told me the stove was on fire. I told him baking soda and he said incredulously “baking soda?!?” and I said yeah, really, and went back to sipping my mimosa.

The guy ran back to the kitchen, and I noticed that there was actually a lot of commotion in there so I wandered back. When I walked in the woman whose house it was was pouring baking soda on the grease fire in the oven and the fire was going out. Fine, I thought, no problem. But then I noticed that there were four other 30-somethings frantically googling how to put out an oven fire.

After the commotion died down, one of the (gay) guys yelled “Thank goodness there was someone over 40 here that knew what to do!”

You should have told them flour. :evil:

[reckless toboggan]

You should have told them flour. :evil:

Then they would have tossed all their weed on the fire.

At some point weed, or bud, became flower, apparently.

[riser4]

Then they would have tossed all their weed on the fire.

At some point weed, or bud, became flower, apparently.

:0

[Ted Striker]

ATMs that dispense fifties.

[riser4]

ATMs that dispense fifties.

In Romania they dispense 100s.

[BC.]

Having wood floors installed in house 2 years ago....

Now wife and daughters want big shaggy area rugs in living room/bedrooms......”it does look nice”...but...

Wtf?......lol..ridiculous.

[Ted Striker]

In Romania they dispense 100s.

100 RON? That's only about $25 US.

Or are there Romanian ATMs that dispense American cash?

[delco714]

Yeah, but they’d google it soon enough.

True story: last summer I was at a brunch at someone’s house in LA with my daughter and a bunch of her millennial friends. I was sipping my mimosa in the living room when one young man ran up and excitedly asked me, “you were a firefighter, how do you put a fire out?” I asked why, and he told me the stove was on fire. I told him baking soda and he said incredulously “baking soda?!?” and I said yeah, really, and went back to sipping my mimosa.

The guy ran back to the kitchen, and I noticed that there was actually a lot of commotion in there so I wandered back. When I walked in the woman whose house it was was pouring baking soda on the grease fire in the oven and the fire was going out. Fine, I thought, no problem. But then I noticed that there were four other 30-somethings frantically googling how to put out an oven fire.

After the commotion died down, one of the (gay) guys yelled “Thank goodness there was someone over 40 here that knew what to do!”

At least they didn't throw water on it... They should have a grease safe kitchen fire extinguisher, shouldn't they? We all should

[SkiBall]