Shit that annoys you

[KQ]

Remaking "The Grinch" yet again.

Why? The first one is a classic.

[Ted Striker]

...and why is grinch's avatar pig pen?

[snoqpass]

Remaking "The Grinch" yet again.

Why? The first one is a classic.

Boris Karloff was the best one
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JxWn-_CzNts

[KQ]

Boris Karloff was the best one

[snoqpass]

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Grinch.
You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Grinch.

I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. Grinch.


Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crockodile.

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Mr. Grinch.

The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. Grinch.
Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful a**ortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse.
Mr. Grinch.

You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool
sandwich
With a***nic sauce

[Supermoon]

Remaking "The Grinch" yet again.

Why? The first one is a classic.

It has been 18 years since the live action and 50-some since the original.

[wyeaster]

plus we're out of ideas

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[WWCD]

It was an accident. She didn't see it.

Decorating tip for pet owners: A highly patterned area rug similar to this one does not show dog shit well. That could be a plus or minus depending on the situation.

My mom had this same strategy for children.

[riser4]

People who give a fuck about weather or not I plug my nose. Sometimes I do and sometimes I don't. I have my legitimate reasons. Fuck off. Or do you really like having sinus infections?

[booner]

None of the receipts that were supposed to be emailed to me from those airport kiosk ordering things made it to me from my last trip.

It's only about $40 and it'll take me more time than it's worth to figure out how to get them

Fuck it...I abuse the system with how much alcohol I expense so let's call it a wash

[2FUNKY]

People who use and spray waaay to much deodorant in the locker room at the gym so that you can smell it before even entering and taste it once inside. Here is a big fuck you to those people.

[muted]

People who give a fuck about weather or not I plug my nose. Sometimes I do and sometimes I don't. I have my legitimate reasons. Fuck off. Or do you really like having sinus infections?

Exhale out of your nose instead. Do you wear water wings too?

[riser4]

There are pros and cons to everything. One of the nice things about being on a per diem for personal food is that I don't have to worry about saving those receipts and it's up to me if I want to spend it on alcohol. I get the cash whether I use it or not. There have been some trips where I went to the grocery store for supplies and had sandwiches and booze in my room all week, with money left over. I was working nights anyway so the hotel bar wasn't useful and day drinking in public is always a downer for me. Our daily meal limits before per diem were low and always leading to asking for exceptions. Per diem for meals in our case makes sense. I also didn't buy group meals or client meals in my role.

[riser4]

Exhale out of your nose instead. Do you wear water wings too?

You really don't get it.
I get really bad sinus issues, even a hint of water in my nose will fuck me up if I have any appreciable amount of mucus. I have narrow sinus passages and they don't drain well. Telling me to exhale is all well and good. I would if I could. So maybe save your judgement for the guy in the mirror and just realize not everyone is as perfect as you are. And no, Netti Jain does not work. That was a fucking disaster.

[skaredshtles]

You really don't get it.
I get really bad sinus issues, even a hint of water in my nose will fuck me up if I have any appreciable amount of mucus. I have narrow sinus passages and they don't drain well. Telling me to exhale is all well and good. I would if I could. So maybe save your judgement for the guy in the mirror and just realize not everyone is as perfect as you are. And no, Netti Jain does not work. That was a fucking disaster.

Hey, man... nobody said being an adult was going to be easy. Quit plugging your nose.

[riser4]

Hey, man... nobody said being an adult was going to be easy. Quit plugging your nose.

Cause I so love blowing three inch long bloody boogers out of my nose. I might have saved one if anyone wants one.

[MontuckyFried]

Tired of clogged up e-mail inboxes, I've made "Inbox Zero" a little goal of mine. So I log into one of my personal accounts I've neglected to check out for a few months. 6,667 unread messages. Check my main account since I haven't cleared that one in a while either: 1,229 unread. Used to be mostly spammers doing this, but I've filtered them all out pretty well by now. Getting kind of sick of every company I do business with sending me like 5 e-mails a day. Knock it off, please!

Damn. To keep up with this my inbox, I'd have to be clearing it out multiple times every day! Kind of annoying. I miss using e-mail for business back in the 90s/early '00s. Simpler times they were. So much less nonsense clogging up every account I have. Grrrrrr.

[skaredshtles]

Cause I so love blowing three inch long bloody boogers out of my nose. I might have saved one if anyone wants one.

You should at least take a picture...

[skaredshtles]

Tired of clogged up e-mail inboxes, I've made "Inbox Zero" a little goal of mine.

That's no "little goal" sir...

[Supermoon]

That's no "little goal" sir...

Once you get in the zone it’s not that tough



Edit: setting up some filters help, or unsubscribing from lists you don’t want also helps.

I mark as read and archive anything from lots of retailers then I can search back through for offers or products when I’m ready to shop.

[skaredshtles]

Once you get in the zone it’s not that tough



Edit: setting up some filters help, or unsubscribing from lists you don’t want also helps.

I mark as read and archive anything from lots of retailers then I can search back through for offers or products when I’m ready to shop.

I tried a couple times. Even got the Inbox down to 0 a time or two.

I don't fucking bother any more. Gmail's search is so good that there's really no point in bothering...

[JongDoe]

You really don't get it.
I get really bad sinus issues, even a hint of water in my nose will fuck me up if I have any appreciable amount of mucus. I have narrow sinus passages and they don't drain well. Telling me to exhale is all well and good. I would if I could. So maybe save your judgement for the guy in the mirror and just realize not everyone is as perfect as you are. And no, Netti Jain does not work. That was a fucking disaster.

Apologies my friend. I have never been bothered by such annoying things, so I didn't see it that way. Far from perfect. However, many people do that because they just don't know any better, not for any specific reason. Who TF is Netti Jain??

[muted]

You really don't get it.
I get really bad sinus issues, even a hint of water in my nose will fuck me up if I have any appreciable amount of mucus. I have narrow sinus passages and they don't drain well. Telling me to exhale is all well and good. I would if I could. So maybe save your judgement for the guy in the mirror and just realize not everyone is as perfect as you are. And no, Netti Jain does not work. That was a fucking disaster.

Lighten up, Francis. Just joking over here. I really don't care either way.

These may help though, good luck:

[riser4]

You should at least take a picture...

I'll keep that in mind next time. Its been a while, mostly due to good management and plugging my nose if it seems prudent.

[MontuckyFried]

So, regarding my inbox zero goal. Hooray! I did it. For one account at least. I basically just nuked my entire inbox. Hope nobody's e-mailed me anything important lately. Haha.