This week in Canada.

[iceman]

We want our sides of Lakes Erie, Ontario and Huron back. Plus northern Maine, the UP, the NE corner of Michigan's lower Peninsula, upstate NY, northern VT and NH and the rest of the Alaskan panhandle.

Interesting fact: If you look at the maple leaf on that map, each point of the leaves marks a place that nobody has ever gone to.

[reckless toboggan]

We want our sides of Lakes Erie, Ontario and Huron back. Plus northern Maine, the UP, the NE corner of Michigan's lower Peninsula, upstate NY, northern VT and NH and the rest of the Alaskan panhandle.

Here, I bundled them up together for ya...

[XXX-er]

that is I believe custom made same with this pisser
in the washroom of the new craft brew pub, I now have 2
new pus within a 5 minute walk ... very dangerous

[Kenny Satch]

that is I believe custom made same with this pisser
in the washroom of the new craft brew pub, I now have 2
new pus within a 5 minute walk ... very dangerous

recycling waste...cool

[grinch]

We want our sides of Lakes Erie, Ontario and Huron back. Plus northern Maine, the UP, the NE corner of Michigan's lower Peninsula, upstate NY, northern VT and NH and the rest of the Alaskan panhandle.

Interesting fact: If you look at the maple leaf on that map, each point of the leaves marks a place that nobody has ever gone to.

Cry-me-an river

[Kenny Satch]

Cry-me-an river

Not so fast

We'll trade the south shore of Quebec for Maui

[Captain Awesome]

that is I believe custom made same with this pisser
in the washroom of the new craft brew pub, I now have 2
new pus within a 5 minute walk ... very dangerous

In my experience, the most dangerous thing about those converted keg pissers is the splashback. Definitely form over function on those.

EDIT: I can't figure out how to quote the image that's attached to XXX-er's post without it being full-sized, which is way too big.

[grinch]

Not so fast

We'll trade the south shore of Quebec for Maui

I hope we keep the chic chocs. ChRlie don’t surf

[riser4]

We want our sides of Lakes Erie, Ontario and Huron back. Plus northern Maine, the UP, the NE corner of Michigan's lower Peninsula, upstate NY, northern VT and NH and the rest of the Alaskan panhandle.

Interesting fact: If you look at the maple leaf on that map, each point of the leaves marks a place that nobody has ever gone to.

Speak for yourself.

[reckless toboggan]

This Week in Canada...

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/hamil...lton-1.4732100

Man calls 911 over cold burger and fries from Hamilton McDonald's

Hamilton police are reminding the public that even a very unhappy meal at McDonald's is no reason to call 911.
Officers were called to a McDonald's in the city Sunday by an "irate" customer who received a cold hamburger and fries after ordering them through Uber Eats, according to service spokesperson Jackie Penman.

It wasn't clear whether the restaurant or food delivery service was to blame for the not-so-fast food, but the unsatisfied customer was reminded a cold meal was no reason for an emergency response.
Penman said frivolous calls to police are more common than most people might think, so the McDonald's mixup actually serves as a good lesson.

"Calling 911 with nuisance calls ties up our lines and makes it difficult for people with serious emergencies to get through to dispatchers," she said. "The system is meant for life and death emergencies."

[XXX-er]

In my experience, the most dangerous thing about those converted keg pissers is the splashback. Definitely form over function on those.

EDIT: I can't figure out how to quote the image that's attached to XXX-er's post without it being full-sized, which is way too big.

shoot me an p-mail and I will try to send it to you

I will ask the owner where he got it ... which will entail drinking more beer

[LHutz Esq]

^ I really think that the Canadian tap should be attached to the urinal not the tap.

I realize that it is close to water -but it really tastes like...

[Kenny Satch]

This Week in Canada...


Man calls 911 over cold burger and fries from Hamilton McDonald's

We have a joke here that's goes like this;

A women asked me to kiss her where it stinks
I said sure
So I drove her to Hamilton

[XXX-er]

^ I really think that the Canadian tap should be attached to the urinal not the tap.

I realize that it is close to water -but it really tastes like...

I have it on good authority that urinal goes straight to the taps at the pub next door

[danmelon]

Not so fast

We'll trade the south shore of Quebec for Maui

Maybe just everything south of Rimouski. We should keep the rest.

[Kenny Satch]

I have it on good authority that urinal goes straight to the taps at the pub next door

Last time in Mexico the resort only served Sos Equis
I called donkey piss. Makes me wonder

Disclaimer; I never tried really donkey piss but it was a good guess

[Kenny Satch]

Maybe just everything south of Rimouski. We should keep the rest.

Never been but I do have family in Sorel-Tracy
They won't mind the trade

[XXX-er]

shoot me an p-mail and I will try to send it to you

I will ask the owner where he got it ... which will entail drinking more beer

https://canadakegs.com/keg-urinals/

once again google is yer friend

[XXX-er]

Not so fast

We'll trade the south shore of Quebec for Maui

If they push back tell em we will thro in Celine Dion

but Shania Twain is off the table

[grinch]

Any border variance we should remind them our ICE is more yuuuge then their ICE. We have tremendous amounts of ICE

[iceman]

Speak for yourself.

Good point. It is more like South Canadia than North Unitedstatesistan in those places, they can have 'em.

[riser4]

Good point. It is more like South Canadia than North Unitedstatesistan in those places, they can have 'em.

As a resident of those parts, I am happy with that. It works in my benefit given the current situation. The only downside is that we would end up attached to Quebec.

[Caucasian Asian]

We have a joke here that's goes like this;

A women asked me to kiss her where it stinks
I said sure
So I drove her to Hamilton

In BC the punchline is in Prince George.


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[garyfromterrace]

In BC the punchline is in Prince George.


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Hey, I'll have you know PG has gone to great lengths to improve air quality and thereby improving the quality of life to those hard working denizens of central BC.

But yeah, still smells bad in the bowl.

[Beaver]

Hey, I'll have you know PG has gone to great lengths to improve air quality and thereby improving the quality of life to those hard working denizens of central BC.

But yeah, still smells bad in the bowl.

It'll always be Pig's Gorge to me. That place used to reek.