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Thread: Socks and Sex in the Bedroom

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    Socks and Sex in the Bedroom

    I'm currently in a bit of a bedroom kerfuffle with the GF, and it involves my wearing of socks when we are going at it. The sex is all good and everything, but she brings it up every damn time, and I'm tiring of her objections.

    Now I must confess that I am a creature of comfort, and as such there are many ways I like to indulge myself in life. Things such as a properly-brewed coffee and a clean toilet that never fails to flush allow me that extra bit of pleasure to the daily routine. She enjoys many of the same comforts as well, but apparently draws the line on clothes when it's sexy time.

    Her complaints are basically that she doesn't like having any clothes involved when we are getting intimate (apparently OK for her though...). Her favorite moments are with bare skin-contact, and that men wearing clothes are only a distraction . I replied by asking her about her thoughts on including socks in some kind of sexy-clothing-themed role play. I went on to describe all the different lengths and styles that a sock can have, and to "think about all of the possibilities" we could have. I was met with a stare of disappointment, so I quickly changed the subject back.

    Personally, I think every person should be wearing socks while getting it on, as warm feet can provide benefits to one's health in the bedroom, and beyond. But she's not having it, so I need to adjust strategies if I'm to keep the socks on.

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    yes, the socks ought to be a personal choice

    i too have heard the same complaints


    fuck it - buy more socks

    black ones, gray ones
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    Just admit you want to wear thigh high nylons.
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    It all starts with the socks and before you know it.....


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    Quote Originally Posted by Beaver View Post
    Just admit you want to wear thigh high nylons.
    I mean he might as well go all in, maybe the gf will like it and it will become a favorite Christmas gift every year. She can get him stockings for all the special occasions.

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    I was worried this thread had something to do with a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert. Phew!
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    If wearing socks=she is unhappy and her unhappy=less/worse sex, just take the damn socks off yeesh.

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    Reminds me of this song


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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    I was worried this thread had something to do with a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert. Phew!
    Is it any wonder she wants the sock off?


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    I can't stand wearing socks, especially in bed. They make my feet cold.
    I see hydraulic turtles.

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    Seems like taking sock off for pussy seems like pretty small price to pay. Maybe use it negotiate for extra action if possible like, "one sans sock session=one lunch time car tug in the parking lot" sport of a thing.

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    Are socks a metaphor for stilettos ?
    NNTTAWWT unless you're on a waterbed

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    TGR slipping in the fact that nobody has stated this thread is worthless without pics of GF...

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    Double down! Add some sandals

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    If wearing socks=she is unhappy and her unhappy=less/worse sex, just take the damn socks off yeesh.
    Quote Originally Posted by fatnslow View Post
    Seems like taking sock off for pussy seems like pretty small price to pay.
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    So, take off the fucking socks and then stuff one in bitch's big fucking mouth. That way it won't be so loud when you go revenge poopehausen on her ass.

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    Naked picks of said GF are required for us to come to any sort of educated decision on this

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diamond Joe View Post
    Naked picks of said GF are required for us to come to any sort of educated decision on this
    And she must be groomed and trimmed in the right places. The collective is highly judgemental and sensitive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenny Satch View Post
    And she must be groomed and trimmed in the right places. The collective is highly judgemental and sensitive.
    Let the bushes grow wild!
    I see hydraulic turtles.

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    Socks v no socks...this is an issue which is of no substantial import. The real issue is whether she fetches you a post fuck sammy and beer.
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    You know when I'm down to my socks it's time for business
    that's why they call them business socks
    Move upside and let the man go through...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva View Post
    So, take off the fucking socks and then stuff one in bitch's big fucking mouth. That way it won't be so loud when you go revenge poopehausen on her ass.

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    that escalated quickly

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mofro261 View Post
    You know when I'm down to my socks it's time for business
    that's why they call them business socks
    Perfect, thanks. I'll use that.

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    Seriously OP, she wants you to take them off and you won't? Dude.

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