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Thread: I love my wife and all, but Jesus Hercules Christ...

  1. 02-23-2018, 12:24 AM #626
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    Quote Originally Posted by concretejungle View Post
    What book are you guys reading? Oprah approved?
    I am reading Stop Walking on Eggshells and taking wine reccos from Buster. But, I can't afford them.

    It's margarita day, right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by booner View Post
    My wife is in like 3 mom clubs

    I'm convinced they just eat edibles and scissor each other
    HOF.
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  3. 02-23-2018, 02:52 PM #628
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    How have I never clicked on this thread before? I am dying laughing!

    Carry on gents...
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    Quote Originally Posted by booner View Post
    My wife is in like 3 mom clubs

    I'm convinced they just eat edibles and scissor each other
    BAHAHAHHA, shouldn't have read that work. Actually burst out laughing.
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    Nothing noteworthy for over a month?

    Well, to add a little kindling to the thread, my girlfriend of <6 months said we should get engaged before moving to a ski town in the fall... cause it would be “risky” for her to make the move without. Not sure she understands ski town population ratios.
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  6. 03-29-2018, 03:41 PM #631
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    The other day we are pulling into a parking space and my wife keeps creeping forward until she hits the front bumper on a tree that’s on the parking strip.

    Me: “what the hell?”

    Her: “sorry, I thought I’d hit the curb before I hit the tree”

    SMH
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iluvmoguls View Post
    Nothing noteworthy for over a month?

    Well, to add a little kindling to the thread, my girlfriend of <6 months said we should get engaged before moving to a ski town in the fall... cause it would be “risky” for her to make the move without. Not sure she understands ski town population ratios.
    So, if you guys start hating each other she wants to make sure you're married? That's bullet-proof logic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iluvmoguls View Post
    ...my girlfriend of <6 months said we should get engaged before moving to a ski town in the fall... cause it would be “risky” for her to make the move without. Not sure she understands ski town population ratios.
    Maybe it’s you who doesn’t understand her level of self-control... ;-)
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  9. 03-29-2018, 04:00 PM #634
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    My wife turned sane again. It's making me nervous.
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    My wife turned sane again. It's making me nervous.
    What's in those kooky mini-doughnuts?

    You are correct, and should trust your feelings.
    Well maybe I'm the faggot America
    I'm not a part of a redneck agenda
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  12. 03-29-2018, 04:19 PM #637
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flyoverland Captive View Post
    Maybe it’s you who doesn’t understand her level of self-control... ;-)
    To be clear, she felt that SHE was taking the risk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    My wife turned sane again. It's making me nervous.
    How many years of menopause did that take
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iluvmoguls View Post
    To be clear, she felt that SHE was taking the risk.
    That's just what she wants you to think
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  15. 03-29-2018, 05:37 PM #640
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    My wife turned sane again. It's making me nervous.
    Before a tsunami strikes the water is drawn away from land, often leaving a serene landscape. The beach is quiet and left wide open. And then the wave hits and everything is laid to waste.

    Iceman, you have some great insights and humor. I have enjoyed reading your stuff here on TGR. Just wanted to say that before your wife murders you.
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    ha, I appreciate that. Do me a favor and speak well of me when I'm gone, okay?
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  17. 03-29-2018, 10:17 PM #642
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    FTR, my question was serious. Wife is pre-menopausal. It's early, but....
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    We were talking about getting another dog the other day, and my wife, who would rather we not get another dog, said "If we get another dog, I'm leaving." I said, "Even so, we're not getting another dog." I think that might have fucked with the whole marital enlightenment thing I had going there for a minute.
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    Quote Originally Posted by plugboots View Post
    What's in those kooky mini-doughnuts?
    Didn't you get the e-mail that the special Vanilla release just happened? I guess Ice didn't either.
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  20. 03-30-2018, 08:40 AM #645
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSilverSurfer View Post
    FTR, my question was serious. Wife is pre-menopausal. It's early, but....
    Oh. Well it wasn't awesome, but it seemed mostly physical for her, night sweats and shit like that. Fatigue from not sleeping well and being cranky from being tired a lot. She's always been kinda nutty (hey she married me!) so I really didn't notice too much on the mental side of things honestly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    Didn't you get the e-mail that the special Vanilla release just happened? I guess Ice didn't either.

    ha. hey the vanilla ones are pretty good. I still prefer the chocolate though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSilverSurfer View Post
    FTR, my question was serious. Wife is pre-menopausal. It's early, but....
    It's different for everyone. A couple women that I've been with had no mental issues but turned horny as hell. That can be a problem with their, uh, dryness issues. Stock up on lube.
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    ha. hey the vanilla ones are pretty good. I still prefer the chocolate though.
    We still talking wives here?

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    ha, I appreciate that. Do me a favor and speak well of me when I'm gone, okay?
    Rest in Jeans.
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    the situation strikes me as WAY too much drama at this point
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    Quote Originally Posted by stfu&gbtw View Post
    We were talking about getting another dog the other day, and my wife, who would rather we not get another dog, said "If we get another dog, I'm leaving." I said, "Even so, we're not getting another dog." I think that might have fucked with the whole marital enlightenment thing I had going there for a minute.
    Depends on what dog, really. Tough choice tho.
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