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Thread: Part 2: Padded Room Special Collection Of Junk That More Than Likely Will Be NSFW

  1. #25951
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    Why the fuck wasn't she in jail? Who granted her BAIL??!!?

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    Hey Pittsburgh, your opium epidemic is showing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SkiBall View Post
    Sorry for posting this just as we are getting back on track, but too much wtf to ignore.
    http://www.wbaltv.com/article/woman-...-dies/12013613


    TARENTUM, Pa. (AP) —
    A Pennsylvania woman accused of setting her sleeping boyfriend on fire and throwing buckets of urine on him to extinguish the flames has died of an apparent heroin overdose.

    The body of 39-year-old Leigh Ann Sepelyak was found Monday night in her Tarentum home. Police say evidence found at the scene indicates she died of a heroin overdose.
    Sepelyak was facing attempted homicide and other charges in the July attack.

    Penn Hills police alleged she and her boyfriend argued and after he fell asleep, she threw gasoline on him and set him afire. He suffered burns on 25 percent of his body.
    She said she actually saved him after he accidentally sparked the fire.
    The couple had been urinating in buckets so they wouldn't disturb her parents who lived upstairs.
    Fortunately I keep my urine in buckets for just such an emergency.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    Why the fuck wasn't she in jail? Who granted her BAIL??!!?
    Clearly she wasn't a flight risk.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    Clearly she wasn't a flight risk.
    But she was a fire hazard.
    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
    the situation strikes me as WAY too much drama at this point

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    Quote Originally Posted by The AD View Post
    Fortunately I keep my urine in buckets for just such an emergency.
    A P rated extinguisher. Brilliant!
    Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
    This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
    Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague

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    OK, c'mon in. Make yersf at home.
    watch out for snakes

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    Quote Originally Posted by booner View Post
    "So THAT'S where the piss bucket was!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by wyeaster View Post
    Hey, I think I know her

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    Quote Originally Posted by wyeaster View Post
    Kinda gives new meaning to tailgating
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    Kinda gives new meaning to tailgating
    And queefing

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    Pussycatalytic converter

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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    Hey, I think I know her
    We all do, and tell your Mom we said hi. Such a sweet lady.
    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
    the situation strikes me as WAY too much drama at this point

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    Quote Originally Posted by reckless toboggan View Post
    We all do, and tell your Mom we said hi. Such a sweet lady.
    Inappropriate. And I'll have you know my mother is a SAINT! Goddammit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    Inappropriate. And I'll have you know my mother is a SAINT! Goddammit.
    You're right. She was very, very inappropriate. The naughty minx. And I wholeheartedly agree with the rest of your post too.

    ; P
    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
    the situation strikes me as WAY too much drama at this point

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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    Inappropriate. And I'll have you know my mother is a SAINT! Goddammit.
    Patron saint of pillow biters!
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    Inappropriate. And I'll have you know my mother is a SAINT! Goddammit.
    I don't think her dressing as a naughty Nun qualifies as a saint.

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    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by reckless toboggan View Post
    You're right. She was very, very inappropriate. The naughty minx. And I wholeheartedly agree with the rest of your post too.

    ; P
    Well she is a pegger, sorry if she was rough on you.

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    Part 2: Padded Room Special Collection Of Junk That More Than Likely Will Be NSFW

    I love tennis

    If it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it

    BUY THESE------> 193 iM 103 - $50 http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...d.php?t=179797

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    ^^
    CAUTION: might be 14

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    Quote Originally Posted by huckbucket View Post
    ^^
    CAUTION: might be 14
    Ha Jeesas no
    If it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it

    BUY THESE------> 193 iM 103 - $50 http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...d.php?t=179797

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    Quote Originally Posted by huckbucket View Post
    ^^
    CAUTION: might be 14
    Someone call Roy Moore!
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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