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  1. 11-16-2017, 04:30 PM #801
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    Quote Originally Posted by cmcrawfo View Post


    By the way ....it's called 'ballscapeing'. It's a real thing, and I am fucking awesome at it.

    Enjoy.
    Ballscaping is fine and well, but I would hope you also shave the base of the shaft of your noble rod, and rise to the level of manscaping.
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    I'm starting to get an Ace and Gary vibe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    cmcrawfo wins an award this week. Not sure what the award is, but he definitely won it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pisteoff View Post
    I'm starting to get an Ace and Gary vibe.

    NTTAWWT

    What'd I do, what'd I do.

    Hey, I did actually go skiing last sunday Here's the missus in the Highwood Pass.

    I'm hoping the legendary amount of ass-fuckery goes away with ski season starting. It's starting to wear thin.

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    Wot a total crock of shit. PR is the only thing I come here for. Warts and all. U guys r comedy gold. If shit changes ... Facebook ??? But I prefer to get flamed by people I don't know ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by cmcrawfo View Post
    She was asking for cock pics .... I have some .... but I will wait for her to return...

    She was?..how did I miss this?

    I was joking when I said I'd like to send her dick pics...now that I know she might actually be into it I'm dying to send her hammer portraits.
    If it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it

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    Quote Originally Posted by booner View Post
    She was?..how did I miss this?

    I was joking when I said I'd like to send her dick pics...now that I know she might actually be into it I'm dying to send her hammer portraits.
    make sure you wrap a BBI sticker on your tallywacker to let us all know you consented.
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    cannot stop laughing at “ballscaping” hahahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by booner View Post
    She was?..how did I miss this?

    I was joking when I said I'd like to send her dick pics...now that I know she might actually be into it I'm dying to send her hammer portraits.
    That's not too intimidating.

    This all started with yoga pants.
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    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........
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    Quote Originally Posted by booner View Post
    She was?..how did I miss this?

    I was joking when I said I'd like to send her dick pics...now that I know she might actually be into it I'm dying to send her hammer portraits.
    Quote Originally Posted by Leavenworth Skier View Post
    make sure you wrap a BBI sticker on your tallywacker to let us all know you consented.


    Don't forget, eyes must be looking into the camera.. well, at least one of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cmcrawfo View Post


    I have been posting stoke, and early winter remains all time in the BC interior.

    Please take a moment to enjoy my balls.
    There is a funny side story to this. I was doing my usual thing being a rad dad and building the jump and getting all crazy upside down off it and those 2 fuckwits had my phone the entire time with out me knowing. Taking numerous photos of Creepy Crcrawfo's testies. We then go for one more drunken lap (last day of the year) and they can't stop laughing on the chair..... turns out he posted this photo on my instagram page! I am sure it was right after photos of my kids..... good thing I have a sense of humour.
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    true story
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    Quote Originally Posted by cmcrawfo View Post


    I have been posting stoke, and early winter remains all time in the BC interior.

    Please take a moment to enjoy my balls.
    Buddy looks like he wants a mouthful.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AaronWright View Post
    Buddy looks like he wants a mouthful.
    Jelly?
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    Quote Originally Posted by NW_SKIER View Post
    Jelly?
    Of course!
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    Seriously rethinking my anti-moderation stance.

    Squeeze it any harder the little guy will escape and you'll have to chase it down the hill.
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    How do you unsee something, again?
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    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
    the situation strikes me as WAY too much drama at this point
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    Nice to have things back to normal around here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by el hefe View Post
    There is a funny side story to this. I was doing my usual thing being a rad dad and building the jump and getting all crazy upside down off it and those 2 fuckwits had my phone the entire time with out me knowing. Taking numerous photos of Creepy Crcrawfo's testies. We then go for one more drunken lap (last day of the year) and they can't stop laughing on the chair..... turns out he posted this photo on my instagram page! I am sure it was right after photos of my kids..... good thing I have a sense of humour.
    That is fucking hilarious. But please, for the love of Ullr, everybody stop quoting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pisteoff View Post
    That is fucking hilarious. But please, for the love of Ullr, everybody stop quoting.
    This! I can only bleach my eyes so many times.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2FUNKY View Post
    This! I can only bleach my eyes so many times.
    Saving some for your butthole?
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    Quote Originally Posted by NW_SKIER View Post
    Saving some for your butthole?
    Always save some for the hole, rookie.
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