Part 2: Padded Room Special Collection Of Junk That More Than Likely Will Be NSFW

**JongDoe** · 10-28-2017, 02:25 PM

I don't want to offend the lady (is there more than one?) on this board, so I'm posting this here. I'm on vacay in the Riviera Maya last week and the dental floss thing is huge there. Girls of all shapes and sizes, but mostly of the good variety, which is not the case for other places I've visited, namely Aruba, where most of the ladies sporting floss should be wearing tents. Girls laying face down on chaise lounges with their lovely asses seemingly begging to be spanked. Side boob and nipple action also dominate the scene. Unfortunately no pics as that would have been too obvious, especially with my wife with me.

We were staying at a RIU resort and there were several RIU properties within walking distance that we could visit and eat/drink there. I take a stroll down the beach to check out the other resorts and between the amazing beach and the beautiful girls, I was in heaven.

As I'm coming back, a group of 3 pretty girls is romping in the surf coming towards me. One of them squats down and splashes some water in her crotch area. She makes eye contact with me and proceeds to pull her little suit down and splash her beautiful, nicely trimmed vagina cakes, smiling at me. I'm sure I've got the biggest smile on my face and didn't know what to do. I say THANK YOU, you just made my day as she walks right by. She smiles and says Ha as we pass, I say almuerzo, and she and her friends look back and were giggling.

Not sure what they said (not American) but in my mind I'm thinking they were goofing on me. I told my friend and he says I was out to lunch and missed the boat. I've been married for almost 30 years and been out of the game for so long that I wouldn't know an opp if it hit me in the face.

What's my point? I don't know, but damn did I feel good about myself after that. I've told myself that she wanted to play and it was a good ego boost knowing (thinking) that I was attractive to another young lass. I also think American ladies are too hung up and need to loosen up. At least everyone except my wife.

**booner** · 10-28-2017, 02:38 PM

Originally Posted by jm2e

Fuck

**booner** · 10-28-2017, 05:09 PM

Need help...who are the Canadian doods that have bunch of vids of jumping cars and go karts and shit?

**shafty85** · 10-28-2017, 06:27 PM

Originally Posted by jm2e

Wow

**AK47bp** · 10-28-2017, 06:47 PM

Originally Posted by booner

I think I'm in love...

I love her.

I wanna like, rent an apartment with her and buy a dog together.

**2FUNKY** · 10-28-2017, 07:15 PM

Originally Posted by AK47bp

I love her.

I wanna like, rent an apartment with her and buy a dog together.

Yeah, she's totally rent an apartment buy a dog chick.

**::: :::** · 10-28-2017, 07:59 PM

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**prsboogie** · 10-28-2017, 08:46 PM

Originally Posted by acinpdx

Meow!!

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**shafty85** · 10-28-2017, 09:18 PM

Originally Posted by FLS

She looks fun

**Danno** · 10-28-2017, 09:19 PM

Originally Posted by JongDoe

Dear Penthouse,

I don't want to offend the lady (is there more than one?) on this board, so I'm posting this here. I'm on vacay in the Riviera Maya last week and the dental floss thing is huge there. Girls of all shapes and sizes, but mostly of the good variety, which is not the case for other places I've visited, namely Aruba, where most of the ladies sporting floss should be wearing tents. Girls laying face down on chaise lounges with their lovely asses seemingly begging to be spanked. Side boob and nipple action also dominate the scene. Unfortunately no pics as that would have been too obvious, especially with my wife with me.

We were staying at a RIU resort and there were several RIU properties within walking distance that we could visit and eat/drink there. I take a stroll down the beach to check out the other resorts and between the amazing beach and the beautiful girls, I was in heaven.

As I'm coming back, a group of 3 pretty girls is romping in the surf coming towards me. One of them squats down and splashes some water in her crotch area. She makes eye contact with me and proceeds to pull her little suit down and splash her beautiful, nicely trimmed vagina cakes, smiling at me. I'm sure I've got the biggest smile on my face and didn't know what to do. I say THANK YOU, you just made my day as she walks right by. She smiles and says Ha as we pass, I say almuerzo, and she and her friends look back and were giggling.

Not sure what they said (not American) but in my mind I'm thinking they were goofing on me. I told my friend and he says I was out to lunch and missed the boat. I've been married for almost 30 years and been out of the game for so long that I wouldn't know an opp if it hit me in the face.

What's my point? I don't know, but damn did I feel good about myself after that. I've told myself that she wanted to play and it was a good ego boost knowing (thinking) that I was attractive to another young lass. I also think American ladies are too hung up and need to loosen up. At least everyone except my wife.

Fixed your post.

**shafty85** · 10-28-2017, 09:42 PM

Originally Posted by JongDoe

I don't want to offend the lady (is there more than one?) on this board, so I'm posting this here. I'm on vacay in the Riviera Maya last week and the dental floss thing is huge there. Girls of all shapes and sizes, but mostly of the good variety, which is not the case for other places I've visited, namely Aruba, where most of the ladies sporting floss should be wearing tents. Girls laying face down on chaise lounges with their lovely asses seemingly begging to be spanked. Side boob and nipple action also dominate the scene. Unfortunately no pics as that would have been too obvious, especially with my wife with me.

We were staying at a RIU resort and there were several RIU properties within walking distance that we could visit and eat/drink there. I take a stroll down the beach to check out the other resorts and between the amazing beach and the beautiful girls, I was in heaven.

As I'm coming back, a group of 3 pretty girls is romping in the surf coming towards me. One of them squats down and splashes some water in her crotch area. She makes eye contact with me and proceeds to pull her little suit down and splash her beautiful, nicely trimmed vagina cakes, smiling at me. I'm sure I've got the biggest smile on my face and didn't know what to do. I say THANK YOU, you just made my day as she walks right by. She smiles and says Ha as we pass, I say almuerzo, and she and her friends look back and were giggling.

Not sure what they said (not American) but in my mind I'm thinking they were goofing on me. I told my friend and he says I was out to lunch and missed the boat. I've been married for almost 30 years and been out of the game for so long that I wouldn't know an opp if it hit me in the face.

What's my point? I don't know, but damn did I feel good about myself after that. I've told myself that she wanted to play and it was a good ego boost knowing (thinking) that I was attractive to another young lass. I also think American ladies are too hung up and need to loosen up. At least everyone except my wife.

The fact that you think you speak ‘American’ and claim all girls except your wife need to loosen up, while you ogle girls and have to hide it from her, sums your post up fairly neatly :facepalm:

**splat** · 10-28-2017, 10:03 PM

Obviously, the rest of us are just having to make do here, so if you could post some nekkid wifey pics, we'll call it good.

**grinch** · 10-28-2017, 10:27 PM

Originally Posted by splat

Obviously, the rest of us are just having to make do here, so if you could post some nekkid wifey pics, we'll call it good.

Least he can do after offending everyone

**JongDoe** · 10-29-2017, 08:26 AM

Originally Posted by shafty85

The fact that you think you speak ‘American’ and claim all girls except your wife need to loosen up, while you ogle girls and have to hide it from her, sums your post up fairly neatly :facepalm:

I'll take the face palm, but the girls were not American (spoke Spanish), I was joking about girls needing to loosen up except my wife(insert sarcasm emoji), and while my wife knows I'm a guy and do what guys do, I don't hide it from my wife, but taking pics would be a slap in her face, no?