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Thread: How Did You Prove Your Manliness Today?

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    Quote Originally Posted by detrusor View Post
    Keeping daughter number ones hair out of her puke at 3am, she’s 8. Then weaving baskets as a craft with daughter number 2 at 6am. She’s 6. I’m feeling an afternoon nap.


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    Yup, that's a dad who is well in his way to earning a shot at the coveted and elusive afternoon beer and subsequent recliner nap.
    Brandine: Now Cletus, if I catch you with pig lipstick on your collar one more time you ain't gonna be allowed to sleep in the barn no more!
    Cletus: Duly noted.

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    Yesterday was little Viva's birthday. Texted her (3 hour time difference) telling her how awesome she is and how I'm digging life so much more because of her. Later on, mail deliver my present (on fucking time, for once!) and she called. Great conversation, as usual, and she apologized profusely for flaking on me last month when I was supposed to fly out, due to family issues. I told her that her mom needs to die in a fucking fire. She sighed and said nothing. But she didn't disagree. #Dadknowsbest.

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    Made mimosas for our bagel and lox breakfast.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva View Post
    Great conversation, as usual, and she apologized profusely for flaking on me last month when I was supposed to fly out, due to family issues. I told her that her mom needs to die in a fucking fire. She sighed and said nothing. But she didn't disagree. #parentalalienation
    Fixed it for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mtngirl79 View Post
    Fixed it for you.
    Gosh you are annoying as fuck

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skidog View Post
    Gosh you are annoying as fuck

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    Ohh i know. Nothing wrong with telling your kid her mother needs to die in a fire... oh excuse me, a fucking fire.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PNWbrit View Post
    Spent the afternoon visiting a friend who just had 20% of his intestines, his spleen and half his pancreas removed because of cancer..

    I couldn't have got through his past year with his courage, fortitude, and good humor.

    My vote is he wins over splitting logs or banging milfs.. any other pathetic bullshit in this thread.

    I'm completely fucking humbled by this man. Puts divorces, skin glue, herpes, even bad brake jobs in perspective.

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    Shit Brit, that's rough. Best wishes for your buddy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wooley12 View Post
    I installed a new outlet box and hung a light without turning the breaker off...
    Quote Originally Posted by Skidog View Post
    I hung 4 the other day no breaker off...
    http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-li...ns/n9937?snl=1

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    Quote Originally Posted by mtngirl79 View Post
    Ohh i know. Nothing wrong with telling your kid her mother needs to die in a fire... oh excuse me, a fucking fire.
    Here's the deal..it's not your fucking place to say or criticize. I get your dad was an asshole, doesn't give you carte blanche and in fact from what you've said here your childhood wasn't even all that rough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skidog View Post
    Here's the deal..it's not your fucking place to say or criticize. I get your dad was an asshole, doesn't give you carte blanche and in fact from what you've said here your childhood wasn't even all that rough.

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    You are so right! It's manly as fuck to tell your child her mother needs to die in a fucking fire! I made a huuuggge mistake thinking that was a fucked up thing to brag about saying.... manly as fuck! My mistake. Carry on.

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    Took the wife to see "Only The Brave" last night and got all chocked up and wet eyed at the end.
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    Checked into this thread, then ducked out when it appeared that thread drift was eminent.


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    Taught my 5 yr old daughter how to disassemble her bike drivetrain in order to remove a foofy Cinderella dress that had gotten wrapped around the gear (fixed hub so we could not wind it back. Had to pull her out of the dress with the bike still attached to it, put her in a change of clothes, then fix the dress/bike combo the next day when tools were avail).
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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    I replaced a light with the breaker off and got shocked anyway. Same thing happened to the electrican when he installed the original light. He couldn't figure it out. House was wired by the original owner who reversed the polarity in all the outlets among other things.
    I'm guessing the house was built in the 50s or earlier? i.e. pre-ground wire.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jethro View Post
    Obviously the wrong my breaker was turned off, probably due to mislabeling
    definitely

    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    Or two circuits are tied together unintentionally by said hot neutral?
    Intentionally unintentionally tied together There has to be more to the story...

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    Pro tip for all the manly wannabes: It was within code and common practice to have more than one circuit in a single box. It was also allowed by the code (up until 2011, IIRC) to run supply to fixture, and run a hot switch loop.

    In either of the above scenarios, simply flipping the switch to "off" will do nothing to prevent you from getting shocked.

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    Visited my ski bud today whom I haven't seen since the summer 4 heart attacks ago

    the pro's told him the heart stopped so they jump start him and when he gains consiousness he tells a joke ( they are always bad) every single time

    so I told buddy we been trying to come up with a name for a ski run or something cuz he has been so prolific in building trails & a BC ski area

    and so you gotta laugh cuz we are all gona die

    nobody gets out alive eh
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    1st thing in the am in the good light before it snowed & blowd 15 cents

    I couldnt feel my hands, cold n wet, wasnt that fucking manly with the saw by 1 pm
    Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know

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    Used a chainsaw, split some wood, then built a stand for some smaller outboard engines to get them out of the way in the garage, and used the scraps to build a balance beam for the kiddo.

    Drank some brown liquor, built a fire, watched the Pats win.

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    some good stuff for you guys here:


    https://www.facebook.com/Modmanofficial/

    This in particular - you could prove your manliness and womanliness in one slick move:

    https://www.facebook.com/Modmanoffic...3195321813334/
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    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
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    1st thing in the am in the good light before it snowed & blowd 15 cents

    I couldnt feel my hands, cold n wet, wasnt that fucking manly with the saw by 1 pm
    Great shot.

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    Swapped out the rear hatch support struts on my wagon today in 8 minutes. Kinda bummed it didn't take longer. Replaced the batteries on 2 of my wife's watches in about 3 minutes, cuz I had the right tools. Again, kinda bummed how fast I can do it.
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    First I made breakfast for my wife and kid. Then I went to work poured some concrete ran and asphalt saw for a while. Came home made dinner. Gave the kid a bath. Then headed to our house that I'm remodeling and rewired one of the bedrooms and the bathroom and pulled all the drywall down off the ceiling in the hallway.

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    ^^^full of win.
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    If I lived in WA, Oft would be my realtor. Seriously.

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    laundry, dishes, clean out wood stove, sweep and mop, grocery shopping, hardware shopping, replaced stove control panel, made soup and bread, burped, farted and peed off the deck while my son threw his pumpkin off the roof
    I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.

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    Surviving a solo weekend with my 1.5 and 4 year old girls while wife is out of town, including getting a ponytail in one, and a trip to the zoo.


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