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Thread: Part 2: Padded Room Special Collection Of Junk That More Than Likely Will Be NSFW

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    Quote Originally Posted by delco714 View Post
    I do this for a living... The needles are not large unless we take you to the operating room. If you don't want to lose your ability to get an erection forever..you best get this addressed in a timely manner

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    If I recall correctly (from a med mal case I handled, not personal experience, thanks !!!), it's a 20 ga or so needle right into the underside of your dick. Sounds painful
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    If I recall correctly (from a med mal case I handled, not personal experience, thanks !!!), it's a 20 ga or so needle right into the underside of your dick. Sounds painful
    What could possibly go wrong?

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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    What could possibly go wrong?
    Check with digitaldeath
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Some gems in here:
    https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/...ets/674013001/
    Murica, fuck yeah!
    “I really lack the words to compliment myself today.” - Alberto Tomba

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    Was categorizing the Juggalos as a gang some sort of preemptive bitchslap from the feds after the media went beserk over those clown sightings in weird places a couple years ago?


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    Quote Originally Posted by jm2e View Post
    I though it was funny and terrible at the same time.
    I laughed out out and kept telling myself I needed to stop, which just made it worse. It's humor.
    Lighten up guys.
    Really? Nigger jokes? Nope.

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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    What could possibly go wrong?
    If you're getting a needle stabbed in your dick things have already gone wrong
    “I have a responsibility to not be intimidated and bullied by low life losers who abuse what little power is granted to them as ski patrollers.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    Really? Nigger jokes? Nope.
    Yeah, hey, it's TGR, where folks can rail on Injuns or Chinamen all day and it doesn't seem to be a problem at all.

    Juggalos, on the other hand...


    ..fuckin' right out.

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    Less racism, more tits

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    Really? Nigger jokes? Nope.
    Quote Originally Posted by I've seen black diamonds! View Post
    That's generous. Are you a Jeff Dunham fan?
    Both valid points. No, I'm not a fan of the redneck comedian niche. Tends to lack any creativity, insightfulness or provocativeness.

    But I am a big fan of Louis CK and Louis Black. They're not just going to tell you what makes you comfortable. They're going to try to push you outside of the two dimensional black & white world you keep trying to box yourself into. They want you to be squirming in your seat.

    So I laughed. Because someone made a play on words that had me voicing something in my head that I never intended to say. Gotcha.
    It's a word. But, that picture did nothing more than suggest a word. The word alone isn't evil, it's what you do with it and how you treat and think of the people associated with it that matters. And the "joke" is stupid. But it made me laugh against my better judgement. Guilty of that alone.

    This is the fucking padded room, where misogyny rules and homophobia is a badge of honor. Come off your high horses and move along. Nobody likes 100% of what's in here, but it's certainly all interesting.
    However many are in a shit ton.

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    Harvested carrots today; a few friends dropped by. We drank wine... lots and lots of wine. This appeared on our counter...


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    Quote Originally Posted by tripice351 View Post
    more tits
    this
    watch out for snakes

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    Quote Originally Posted by jm2e View Post
    I though it was funny and terrible at the same time.
    I laughed out out and kept telling myself I needed to stop, which just made it worse. It's humor.
    Lighten up guys.
    This. C'mon. You all are way too uptight. Growing up in NYC. I have friends of every ethnicity and gender and sexual preference.

    Certainly not a racist, nor am I ashamed. Part of the fun was figuring out the joke.

    Check your egos and open your minds. The tight assed nature of your replies are the problem

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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    If I recall correctly (from a med mal case I handled, not personal experience, thanks !!!), it's a 20 ga or so needle right into the underside of your dick. Sounds painful
    24 butterfly is standard. And side(s) in the middle

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    Quote Originally Posted by jm2e View Post
    I though it was funny and terrible at the same time.
    I laughed out out and kept telling myself I needed to stop, which just made it worse. It's humor.
    Lighten up guys.
    Definitely not going to "lighten up". Maybe you can start to understand that these racist "jokes" are based in hatred and inequality.

    ...and it' not humor. Maybe your feeble brain thinks stupid shit is funny, but I am here to tell you that that picture was fucked up.
    They think I do not know a buttload of crap about the Gospel, but I do.

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    Yeah...figure it the fuck out





























    If it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it

    BUY THESE------> 193 iM 103 - $50 http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...d.php?t=179797

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    Quote Originally Posted by delco714 View Post
    This. C'mon. You all are way too uptight. Growing up in NYC. I have friends of every ethnicity and gender and sexual preference.

    Certainly not a racist, nor am I ashamed. Part of the fun was figuring out the joke.

    Check your egos and open your minds. The tight assed nature of your replies are the problem

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    lulz...do me a favor and ask your cohort of black friends what they think of that picture. I will await your report. I am fucking serious.

    People like you look at what happened in Charlottesville and see "no big deal".
    They think I do not know a buttload of crap about the Gospel, but I do.

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    Part 2: Padded Room Special Collection Of Junk That More Than Likely Will Be NSFW

    If it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it

    BUY THESE------> 193 iM 103 - $50 http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...d.php?t=179797

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    Quote Originally Posted by delco714 View Post
    This. C'mon. You all are way too uptight. Growing up in NYC. I have friends of every ethnicity and gender and sexual preference.

    Certainly not a racist, nor am I ashamed. Part of the fun was figuring out the joke.

    Check your egos and open your minds. The tight assed nature of your replies are the problem

    Sent from my SM-N950U using Tapatalk
    I am so sick of prices of shit like you with disclaimers for their fucked up views . We are not slow we got it we don't have closed minds nor are we prudes with tight asses which is an entirely different subject . I grew up in Chicago which is a far cry from your Disney land city and I don't feel I have the right to say that shit but you could try it there now truly fuck off

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    Hey delco
    What's the difference between three dicks and a joke?




    Your mom can't take a joke[emoji14]
    Now that's funny and it made my day

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    Kawasaki Bronco Busting! Yee Haw!!


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    "If the road You followed brought you to this,of what use was the road"?

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    I'm with splat. I don't discriminate

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    Quote Originally Posted by snoqpass View Post
    If you're getting a needle stabbed in your dick things have already gone wrong
    That is for damn sure. Had a buddy in 12th grade that got the clap twice, from the same girl!!!!!! He told me it scared his urethra so they had to router rooter it out. Jeezuz Christ
    Never in U.S. history has the public chosen leadership this malevolent. The moral clarity of their decision is crystalline, particularly knowing how Trump will regard his slim margin as a “mandate” to do his worst. We’ve learned something about America that we didn’t know, or perhaps didn’t believe, and it’ll forever color our individual judgments of who and what we are.

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    Destin explains the 4 hour thing quite well in this episode.

    Warning:!!! It will make you cringe.

    https://youtu.be/JN0VtHez9xI

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