Part 2: Padded Room Special Collection Of Junk That More Than Likely Will Be NSFW

**pfluffenmeister** · 08-07-2017, 08:22 PM

Originally Posted by Norseman

Looks like that yacht is only the19th longest in the world. Value is $300 million... owned by a Saudi prince like most of the other huge ones.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List...chts_by_length

Holy fucking crap, that "toy well" @5:30.
Mind-blowing.

**stompinlines** · 08-08-2017, 05:37 AM

Nothing but panties left in Marc's wake.

https://youtu.be/Ofq_nl366VM

**k2skier112** · 08-08-2017, 11:35 AM

MARIJUANA
Odor in the court? Man lights up at hearing
Aimee Green
The Oregonian/OregonLive
A 30-something man apparently thought he was doing nothing wrong when he lit up a joint in a Portland courtroom last month.
Marijuana is legal in Oregon, right?
That’s what the unidentified man told two deputies, who immediately confronted him in the back row of the third floor courtroom of Multnomah County Circuit Judge Cheryl Albrecht. He had come in to watch a hearing into the shooting death of a 17-year-old boy at a Northeast Portland park.
Courthouse Deputy Chris Payne said he walked through a plume of smoke to get to the man and told him he needed to leave the courtroom. The man stepped into the hall.
“I said, ‘Sir, you need to leave the courthouse now,’” Payne recounted to The Oregonian/OregonLive. “He said, ‘Why?’ I said, ‘You can’t smoke marijuana in public.’ And he said, ‘Oh, you can’t?’” Payne said the man seemed genuinely surprised. He also showed “signs of being high,” the deputy said.
Word of the July 21 encounter has reverberated through the courthouse community and astonished a broad cross-section of seen-it-all lawyers, judges, deputies and court staff.

Understand, this is a seasoned bunch. The 106-year-old courthouse regularly handles 800 to 1,000 daily visitors from all walks of life. In recent years, a man socked a handcuffed killer in the face in front of the judge and deputies. A registered sex offender wearing baggy pants exposed himself to women on one of the courthouse’s floors. Late last month, two people were caught doing drugs and having sex in a seventh-floor restroom.
The county Sheriff’s Office, which staffs the courthouse, released surveillance video Monday at the request of The Oregonian/ OregonLive that shows the man strolling into the courtroom about two hours into the hearing and taking a seat in the back row of the courtroom gallery — just across the aisle from one of four deputies in the room.
Oregon voters legalized recreational marijuana starting July 1, 2015. The law says people 21 years and older can carry up to an ounce in public with them and grow up to four plants per household. The law also allows people to smoke it in their private homes — but not in parks, on buses, on sidewalks or in other public venues, such as a government building.
Albrecht, the judge, said she noticed the deputies asking the man to leave. But she didn’t know why he was ejected.
“A couple of minutes later, I just smelled this strong smell of marijuana, and I don’t know where it’s coming from,” she said. “I look at the detective on the stand and think ‘It’s not him.’ And I look at my clerk, and I know it’s not her.”
“Never have I seen anything like that,” Albrecht said, and she’s been a magistrate and a judge for 16 years.
Deputies didn’t get the man’s name. Nor did they try to issue him a citation.
Sgt. Barrett Taylor said the deputies that morning were focused on supervising the two murder defendants. The goal was to alleviate the problem, he said, and the deputies did just that by getting the man to leave.
During the next break, the deputies filled in the judge and the attorneys.
“To me, that guy is living proof that marijuana makes you stupid,” said Alicia Hercher, an attorney for one of the murder defendants. “It’s absolutely advertising for not smoking weed

**plugboots** · 08-08-2017, 11:40 AM

Originally Posted by stompinlines

Nothing but panties left in Marc's wake.

https://youtu.be/Ofq_nl366VM

First comment:
This is the whitest thing I've ever seen

I think it would be redundant to have a thread for the whitest stuff ever seen, because TGR maybe the whitest thing I've ever seen.

**k2skier112** · 08-08-2017, 01:23 PM

I didn't think it was possible to make canoeing ghey...I was wrong.

**splat** · 08-08-2017, 01:46 PM

Originally Posted by k2skier112

I didn't think it was possible to make canoeing ghey...I was wrong.

What?????? You've never seen Deliverance?

**Dantheman** · 08-08-2017, 03:51 PM

This is amusing: http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/...90-000-n790781

PB · 08-08-2017, 03:57 PM

Amusing perhaps, but also incredibly shrewd; the Chinese are going to 'deal" the clothes right off of his bloated carcass, and Donny won't even know it.

**Mazderati** · 08-08-2017, 03:58 PM

Looks like a tollbooth might fit.

**klauss** · 08-09-2017, 08:38 PM

**2FUNKY** · 08-09-2017, 08:44 PM

How the hell does her cooter not catch fire?

**pfluffenmeister** · 08-09-2017, 08:46 PM

Originally Posted by klauss

Hmmm, firecrotch but not redhead?

**booner** · 08-10-2017, 05:32 AM

Burns the warts right off

**bigdude2468** · 08-10-2017, 05:55 AM

Originally Posted by bigdude2468

On a Mediterranean cruise our shipped parked next to the Lady Moura in the Monaco harbor, only 344' long. It was flying a U of Texas "Hook em Horns" flag which piqued my interest. At the time I had no idea who owned it, wondered if it was a US oil guy with that flag. As we were wandering around we saw a crew member sitting on the pier with a polo shirt with Lady Moura monogrammed on it so we stopped to talk to him. He would not tell me who owned it but said the guys wife is from Texas and her name is Moura. Followed up on Wikipedia to get the full scoop. I did ask him how many crew members there were, 44 is what he said, that is insane...

Check out the three boats / yachts on the top deck of the Atlantis tied up next to the Lady Moura. The "smaller" boat just right of the largest one has twin screws. Must have one hell of a crane to be able to lift and reach out far enough to lower them down.