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    Quote Originally Posted by The AD View Post
    I just can't get past the grammatical error.
    This made me LOL on my drive home.

    Quote Originally Posted by 4matic View Post
    Maybe that's her nickname
    More Lafs.
    Bright spots in an otherwise drab day.

    BTW, looking at your phone while driving is dangerous, Mkay?
    However many are in a shit ton.

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    Stacey told me she wanted to wish you retodds a happy Fat Tits Friday











    If it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it

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    It makes perfect sense...until you think about it.

    I suspect there's logic behind the madness, but I'm too dumb to see it.

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    Hysterically LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by smartyiak View Post
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    uncircumsized -- is this cultural or just within the family?

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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    That looks damn comfortable
    That's my happy place.
    I see hydraulic turtles.

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    .78 cents per pound, that's a very good price.

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    GMILF

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    forcing the palate cleanser

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    Quote Originally Posted by delco714 View Post
    I don't think that's enough water flow.. Why was there two already on.. I also kind of enjoyed that

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    Just go forward a little further for enough water flow, though even seems like not full throttle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wyeaster View Post
    I cant watch that. How did that person not break their back?
    I see hydraulic turtles.

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    Part 2: Padded Room Special Collection Of Junk That More Than Likely Will Be NSFW


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    Part 2: Padded Room Special Collection Of Junk That More Than Likely Will Be NSFW

    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    I cant watch that. How did that person not break their back?
    Slowboarder's back probably feels like her ^^^
    back

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    Two Women Are Sent To The Hospital After A Threesome Goes Wrong And They Fall Off A Balcony

    Metro- Two women in Germany are in hospital with broken bones after a threesome with a man went badly wrong. The first woman suffered broken bones in her feet and legs after she toppled 10ft from a balcony. It is believed moments before the fall the two women had been arguing about their respective positions in the three-way interaction. Her friend screamed and ran down the stairs to help her, slipped, and broke bones in her arm and neck. Paramedics arrived at the apartment in Breisig where the man explained what had happened. A newspaper commented on the incident: ‘They better try bondage next time.’ Police said the female victims of the sex game gone wrong were both naked.

    A story so insane that part of me thinks it never happened at all. But that’s only because I can never put myself in a scenario where a threesome is happening. This is also a reality check on threesomes in general and how they can’t be as awesome as they seem. They just can’t be. Sure, in your imagination they seem great. You somehow someway convinced, not one, but two women to have sex with you at the same time. In your imagination they are beyond excited to have sex with you and everything runs like a well-oiled machine until all three of you climax at the exact same time. Well in reality it’s just not that simple and ideal. The world simply won’t allow it. In reality, sometimes the women argue about what position they want to be in and then end up in the hospital after falling off a balcony. That may be on the extreme end of how bad a threesome can go but it’s clearly still possible.

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    whew! for a second i thought it was benny, his dolls and my mom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SkiBall View Post
    http://www.barstoolsports.com/iowa/t...-off-a-balcony
    Two Women Are Sent To The Hospital After A Threesome Goes Wrong And They Fall Off A Balcony

    Metro- Two women in Germany are in hospital with broken bones after a threesome with a man went badly wrong. The first woman suffered broken bones in her feet and legs after she toppled 10ft from a balcony. It is believed moments before the fall the two women had been arguing about their respective positions in the three-way interaction. Her friend screamed and ran down the stairs to help her, slipped, and broke bones in her arm and neck. Paramedics arrived at the apartment in Breisig where the man explained what had happened. A newspaper commented on the incident: ‘They better try bondage next time.’ Police said the female victims of the sex game gone wrong were both naked.

    A story so insane that part of me thinks it never happened at all. But that’s only because I can never put myself in a scenario where a threesome is happening. This is also a reality check on threesomes in general and how they can’t be as awesome as they seem. They just can’t be. Sure, in your imagination they seem great. You somehow someway convinced, not one, but two women to have sex with you at the same time. In your imagination they are beyond excited to have sex with you and everything runs like a well-oiled machine until all three of you climax at the exact same time. Well in reality it’s just not that simple and ideal. The world simply won’t allow it. In reality, sometimes the women argue about what position they want to be in and then end up in the hospital after falling off a balcony. That may be on the extreme end of how bad a threesome can go but it’s clearly still possible.
    Well-oiled.
    I see hydraulic turtles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wyeaster View Post
    whew! for a second i thought it was benny, his dolls and my mom.
    Now that's funny!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by stompinlines View Post
    Name?

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    If it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it

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    Quote Originally Posted by wicked_sick View Post
    Bump.

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    Too fat to ride at OWA? Alabama's new amusement park's rules prompt outrage

    http://www.al.com/news/mobile/index....a_alabama.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    I cant watch that. How did that person not break their back?
    I love that now since I broke my ankle last season I can watch and laugh with little guilt

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    yeah that's why they have women's only classes and gyms.

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