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    More fake news!

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    takes one to know one.

    I like the tundra swans that show up at Donner Lake for a week or so some winters.
    I hate the Stellar jays that are nesting in our backyard and squawk at us every time we go within 50 feet of the chicks.

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    DD fail this time

    I'm a lifelong birdwatcher. Birds bring me great joy. We have a pair of Say's Phoebes nesting on our property. Recent sightings include Black-headed Grosbeak, Townsend's Warbler, Warbling Vireo, Cassin's Finch, Yellow-headed Blackbird, Golden Eagle, Osprey, House Wren, Bullock's Oriole, Yellow Warbler, Yellow-rumped Warbler, Gray Catbird, 4 species of swallows, Clark's Nutcracker, Cassin's Vireo, Red-naped Sapsucker, Wilson's Snipe, Hermit Thrush, Varied Thrush, Western Bluebird, Mountain Bluebird, Ruby-crowned Kinglet, Mountain Chickadee, American Kestrel, Prairie Falcon, Common Raven, Evening Grosbeak, White Pelican, Common Merganser, Barrow's Goldeneye, White-throated Swift, Townsend's Solitaire, Hammond's Flycatcher, Western Wood Pewee, Pacific Slope Flycatcher, Song Sparrow, White-crowned Sparrow, Lincoln's Sparrow, Gray-crowned Rosy-finch, Willow Flycatcher, American Pipit, Western Kingbird, Eastern Kingbird, Dusky Grouse, Wild Turkey, California Quail and the usual suspects.

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    they may be cool to look at from a distance but to interact or occupy their space is a nightmare

    they are always trying to exert their power. they are weak and simple minded. birds will be responsible for the downfall of this nation

    big stever a bird face bird boy
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    What about Larry?

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    Or Wooley's friend, Birdhunter?
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    Birds are dumb and annoying
    Crosby is, at least, annoying. Fat too.

    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Did someone park their Sonata under a flock of Starlings again?
    Scientists now have decisive molecular evidence that humans and chimpanzees once had a common momma and that this lineage had previously split from monkeys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    birds will peck out your eyes and make bold claims
    Your thinking of a Chicken Head.

    A real bird will make you question your life choices.

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    Nah...birds are cool. Dump and his cohort of living, breathing guano will be the downfall of this nation.
    They think I do not know a buttload of crap about the Gospel, but I do.

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    not according to Bird Time magazine
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    What about Canuck the Crow?!?
    This week he terrorized MacDonalds customers and stole their food, inside the restaurant. He can skate too.

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    We have a pool and a pond.

    The pond would be good for you.

    That said - bugs and birds will eventually take over the earth.

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    I'm guessing this hatred of DD's comes down to $37 and a ski hill named SnowBIRD.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NW_SKIER View Post
    I'm guessing this hatred of DD's comes down to $37 and a ski hill named SnowBIRD.
    shit

    i just value my sight and ability to relax. with birds around, those things are at great risk


    snowbird is world class, only the best skiing
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    it must be attention whore season

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    this is serious business
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    If the birds are driving you nuts, get a big fake owl, and move it around your yard every couple days. Birds be gone. Last year the fucking magpies ate all my cherries right when they got good to eat and shit all over the deck and house. Fuck them. This year, plastic owl filled with rocks (so it doesn't blow over), bam, problem solved.

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    im talking about real birds but also metaphorical birds
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    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIYSteve View Post
    DD fail this time

    I'm a lifelong birdwatcher. Birds bring me great joy. We have a pair of Say's Phoebes nesting on our property. Recent sightings include Black-headed Grosbeak, Townsend's Warbler, Warbling Vireo, Cassin's Finch, Yellow-headed Blackbird, Golden Eagle, Osprey, House Wren, Bullock's Oriole, Yellow Warbler, Yellow-rumped Warbler, Gray Catbird, 4 species of swallows, Clark's Nutcracker, Cassin's Vireo, Red-naped Sapsucker, Wilson's Snipe, Hermit Thrush, Varied Thrush, Western Bluebird, Mountain Bluebird, Ruby-crowned Kinglet, Mountain Chickadee, American Kestrel, Prairie Falcon, Common Raven, Evening Grosbeak, White Pelican, Common Merganser, Barrow's Goldeneye, White-throated Swift, Townsend's Solitaire, Hammond's Flycatcher, Western Wood Pewee, Pacific Slope Flycatcher, Song Sparrow, White-crowned Sparrow, Lincoln's Sparrow, Gray-crowned Rosy-finch, Willow Flycatcher, American Pipit, Western Kingbird, Eastern Kingbird, Dusky Grouse, Wild Turkey, California Quail and the usual suspects.
    Cool story, nerd.

    Saw an Oriole last weekend. It got all pissed on account of us doing cool shit by its nest. The battle ended in a stalemate & both parties retreated. But not before the dumb birb sang a bunch of angry songs.

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    "birds bring me great joy" said the bird
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    I still call it The Jake.

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    Fkn birbs radicalizing their youtts

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