Check Out Our Shop
Results 1 to 21 of 21

Thread: handshake 101

  1. 01-16-2017, 03:35 PM #1
    digitaldeath's Avatar
    digitaldeath
    digitaldeath is offline Registered User
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    37ft above the hood
    Posts
    16,618

    handshake 101

    eye contact you fascist fuck, eye contact

    Name: unnamed.png Views: 498 Size: 438.9 KB

    very disrespectful

    jan 20th general strike

    dont go to work
    Zone Controller

    "He wants to be a pro, bro, not some schmuck." - Hugh Conway

    "DigitalDeath would kick my ass. He has the reach of a polar bear." - Crass3000
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  2. 01-16-2017, 03:43 PM #2
    Hott Butt Mud
    Hott Butt Mud is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Aug 2009
    Location
    Splat's Garage
    Posts
    4,287
    Sometimes, personally, I am too focused on not messing up the handshake and look at the hands.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  3. 01-16-2017, 03:44 PM #3
    digitaldeath's Avatar
    digitaldeath
    digitaldeath is offline Registered User
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    37ft above the hood
    Posts
    16,618
    Quote Originally Posted by Hott Butt Mud View Post
    Sometimes, personally, I am too focused on not messing up the handshake and look at the hands.
    Serious? Are u a dog?
    Zone Controller

    "He wants to be a pro, bro, not some schmuck." - Hugh Conway

    "DigitalDeath would kick my ass. He has the reach of a polar bear." - Crass3000
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  4. 01-16-2017, 03:46 PM #4
    Hott Butt Mud
    Hott Butt Mud is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Aug 2009
    Location
    Splat's Garage
    Posts
    4,287
    I dunno, maybe just lean towards the autism spectrum slightly. Who knows?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  5. 01-16-2017, 03:49 PM #5
    mall walker's Avatar
    mall walker
    mall walker is offline mere citizen
    Join Date
    Nov 2014
    Location
    northeast
    Posts
    5,968
    Quote Originally Posted by Hott Butt Mud View Post
    Sometimes, personally, I am too focused on not messing up the handshake and look at the hands.
    I always just go for the other person's thumb only. Power move.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  6. 01-16-2017, 04:06 PM #6
    NW_SKIER's Avatar
    NW_SKIER
    NW_SKIER is offline Registered User
    Join Date
    Aug 2014
    Location
    Imaginationland
    Posts
    4,846
    Free hand on top of their shoulder to establish dominance. My go to.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  7. 01-16-2017, 04:09 PM #7
    Hott Butt Mud
    Hott Butt Mud is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Aug 2009
    Location
    Splat's Garage
    Posts
    4,287
    Quote Originally Posted by NW_SKIER View Post
    Free hand on top of their shoulder to establish dominance. My go to.
    What if you both do the shoulder pat?

    Seems like the only true tie-breaker is the one who does the pat on the ass at the end.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  8. 01-16-2017, 04:14 PM #8
    Hott Butt Mud
    Hott Butt Mud is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Aug 2009
    Location
    Splat's Garage
    Posts
    4,287
    We need to make the ass-slap socially acceptable, but only for our leaders.



    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  9. 01-16-2017, 04:29 PM #9
    digitaldeath's Avatar
    digitaldeath
    digitaldeath is offline Registered User
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    37ft above the hood
    Posts
    16,618
    Quote Originally Posted by NW_SKIER View Post
    Free hand on top of their shoulder to establish dominance. My go to.
    very sleazy

    is that some PNW power move that prob never works

    good way to spoil a deal
    Zone Controller

    "He wants to be a pro, bro, not some schmuck." - Hugh Conway

    "DigitalDeath would kick my ass. He has the reach of a polar bear." - Crass3000
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  10. 01-16-2017, 04:32 PM #10
    ill-advised strategy's Avatar
    ill-advised strategy
    ill-advised strategy is offline Questionable Tactics
    Join Date
    Nov 2004
    Location
    YetiMan
    Posts
    13,368
    Quote Originally Posted by NW_SKIER View Post
    Free hand on top of their shoulder to establish douchiness. My go to.
    fify
    Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.
    -Carl Sagan
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  11. 01-16-2017, 04:34 PM #11
    digitaldeath's Avatar
    digitaldeath
    digitaldeath is offline Registered User
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    37ft above the hood
    Posts
    16,618
    anyone who tries to play little power games with handshakes is automatically a piece of shit and not to be trusted
    Zone Controller

    "He wants to be a pro, bro, not some schmuck." - Hugh Conway

    "DigitalDeath would kick my ass. He has the reach of a polar bear." - Crass3000
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  12. 01-17-2017, 12:00 AM #12
    Kenny Satch's Avatar
    Kenny Satch
    Kenny Satch is offline pitter patter
    Join Date
    Nov 2011
    Location
    Ontario Canada eh
    Posts
    4,449
    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    Serious? Are u a dog?
    so is your face
    riser4 - Ignore me! Please!

    Kenny Satch - With pleasure
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  13. 01-17-2017, 12:05 AM #13
    Mazderati's Avatar
    Mazderati
    Mazderati is offline On to a five-year plan
    Join Date
    Dec 2009
    Location
    The Mayonnaisium
    Posts
    11,005
    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    very sleazy

    is that some PNW power move that prob never works

    good way to spoil a deal
    In fairness, his clientele is mainly bovine so I doubt they know the difference.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  14. 01-17-2017, 12:06 AM #14
    Kenny Satch's Avatar
    Kenny Satch
    Kenny Satch is offline pitter patter
    Join Date
    Nov 2011
    Location
    Ontario Canada eh
    Posts
    4,449
    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    anyone who tries to play little power games with handshakes is automatically a piece of shit and not to be trusted
    the only handshake you know is when you wack off to to pictures of sheep while driving 140 mph in you sonata
    riser4 - Ignore me! Please!

    Kenny Satch - With pleasure
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  15. 01-17-2017, 12:21 AM #15
    digitaldeath's Avatar
    digitaldeath
    digitaldeath is offline Registered User
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    37ft above the hood
    Posts
    16,618
    Nice job nutsack

    That so is your face comment is brilliant
    Zone Controller

    "He wants to be a pro, bro, not some schmuck." - Hugh Conway

    "DigitalDeath would kick my ass. He has the reach of a polar bear." - Crass3000
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  16. 01-17-2017, 12:34 AM #16
    NW_SKIER's Avatar
    NW_SKIER
    NW_SKIER is offline Registered User
    Join Date
    Aug 2014
    Location
    Imaginationland
    Posts
    4,846
    Quote Originally Posted by Mazderati View Post
    In fairness, his clientele is mainly bovine so I doubt they know the difference.
    I wish they wrote my checks. Then I wouldn't have to deal with the owners. That would be great.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  17. 01-17-2017, 05:11 AM #17
    HansJob's Avatar
    HansJob
    HansJob is offline beggin' for more
    Join Date
    Oct 2011
    Location
    Talkeetna
    Posts
    1,921
    fist bump to face. the ultimate power move. only appropriate if your ass is patted.
    Did the last unsatisfied fat soccer mom you took to your mom's basement call you a fascist? -irul&ublo
    Don't Taze me bro.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  18. 01-17-2017, 05:36 AM #18
    wyeaster's Avatar
    wyeaster
    wyeaster is offline Registered User
    Join Date
    Dec 2015
    Posts
    16,335
    Quote Originally Posted by NW_SKIER View Post
    Free hand on top of their shoulder to establish dominance. My go to.
    just try it, pal

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  19. 01-17-2017, 08:05 AM #19
    Kenny Satch's Avatar
    Kenny Satch
    Kenny Satch is offline pitter patter
    Join Date
    Nov 2011
    Location
    Ontario Canada eh
    Posts
    4,449
    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    Nice job nutsack

    That so is your face comment is brilliant
    Only you would know about nutsacks in your face. If you consider that brilliant hey go nuts.
    riser4 - Ignore me! Please!

    Kenny Satch - With pleasure
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  20. 01-17-2017, 09:06 AM #20
    Timberridge's Avatar
    Timberridge
    Timberridge is offline Registered User
    Join Date
    Dec 2012
    Posts
    17,751
    I think the Japs have it correct. I really don't want to touch anyone's sweaty hands or booger picking pinky.

    That said, I'm glad we don't greet each other with a dick punch.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  21. 01-20-2017, 06:24 AM #21
    ill-advised strategy's Avatar
    ill-advised strategy
    ill-advised strategy is offline Questionable Tactics
    Join Date
    Nov 2004
    Location
    YetiMan
    Posts
    13,368
    Quote Originally Posted by wyeaster View Post
    just try it, pal

    lololololol!
    epic
    Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.
    -Carl Sagan
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
« WWMD - trespassers | Y'all good on this or nah ? »

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Forum Rules