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Thread: Part 2: Padded Room Special Collection Of Junk That More Than Likely Will Be NSFW

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    holy shit, that is challenging to look at!
    i had a physical reaction when that popped up

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    Dang. Rough stuff. I guess eye protection will be the next requirement for fishing imposed by our gubbermint.
    In order to properly convert this thread to a polyasshat thread to more fully enrage the liberal left frequenting here...... (insert latest democratic blunder of your choice).

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    Quote Originally Posted by AaronWright View Post
    That looks like he got it in the conjunctiva of the upper lid,
    My previous Golden Retriever managed to do this to himself when he got hooked up in a fishing line at round lake on Tiger Mountain...

    That was a nasty few minutes....finally managed to cut the barb off and pull the hook back out with zero damage...
    Quote Originally Posted by Downbound Train View Post
    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    Holy fuck. From fishing hooks to politics.


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    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by bobsdesk View Post
    ::.:..::::.::.:.::..::.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flyoverland Captive View Post
    This is why you never fish without sunglasses.

    True story: musky fishing with my brother; the fish are on a bite, we caught five or six monsters in a half hour. One other boat is working the area. We get close to them, and notice that only one guy is casting, while his friend is sitting in the front of the boat drinking beer. We approach and start chatting; seems the beer guy has a huge treble hook going clear through his thumb. His friend wouldn't go in because the fish were biting, and they didn't have a wire cutter. We lent them a cutter, they cut off the barb and pulled the hook out; guy was almost crying with joy (or maybe it was the twelve beers he had consumed.) They kept fishing, though; dedication.
    I might know that guy. He went later and dunked his thumb in Makers for an hour while drinking, then drank the thumb blood Makers. Couldnt have in on his health insurance because his wife would figure out he's a dumb shit in his spare time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wicked_sick View Post
    Digitadeath's house?
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    Digitadeath's house?
    Dbs house.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2FUNKY View Post
    Dbs house.
    I laughed, that's what I thought.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Notchtop View Post
    I might know that guy. He went later and dunked his thumb in Makers for an hour while drinking, then drank the thumb blood Makers. Couldnt have in on his health insurance because his wife would figure out he's a dumb shit in his spare time.
    Minnesota? Clear lake?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2FUNKY View Post
    Dbs house.
    Quote Originally Posted by AaronWright View Post
    I laughed, that's what I thought.
    Nah, they're all circumcised.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flyoverland Captive View Post
    Minnesota? Clear lake?
    Sounds right. Name of Larry. Hell of a drinking buddy and beer league golf partner. Leg is somewhere in Nam. So I let him cheat at golf as much as he likes. Still has a handicap in the 30s for 9 holes.

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    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Notchtop View Post
    Sounds right. Name of Larry. Hell of a drinking buddy and beer league golf partner. Leg is somewhere in Nam. So I let him cheat at golf as much as he likes. Still has a handicap in the 30s for 9 holes.
    Comedy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    That's awesome.

    "Now that's...a tasty beverage."

    have used that line before ^^^

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    Oh yeah, cracked me up.

    "Now this kinda drink just piss you off. Ten bucks for what? Sugar diabetes and no buzz? Fuck that drink."
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Cosmo Steve.


    Is this real?

    www.apriliaforum.com

    "If the road You followed brought you to this,of what use was the road"?

    "I have no idea what I am talking about but would be happy to share my biased opinions as fact on the matter. "
    Ottime

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    Wow. Now I'm tender.

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    Should have left it wicked. Had to be satisfying. For the dentist.

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    I noe u guys are into dicks and all but heres sum rivah phun fora change since it bee spring like and sheet.

    watch out for snakes

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    Quote Originally Posted by scottyb View Post
    I noe u guys are into dicks and all but heres sum rivah phun fora change since it bee spring like and sheet.

    All I ever seem to see in vids of these things is them folding up and acting like a bouncy castle ejecting the occupants.
    Quote Originally Posted by b dubya View Post
    Tricks are for hookers

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