"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
What you need is 3 options. Men, Women, and Androgynous Bowie.
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I still call it The Jake.
Vocabulary word of the day: protandrous hermaphrodite
The common clownfish (A. ocellaris) is a small fish which grows up to 11 cm (4.3 inches). Its body has a stocky appearance and oval shape. A. ocellaris is a diurnal fish. It is a protandrous hermaphrodite, which means the male can change its gender to female during its life, and lives in a harem in which an established dominance hierarchy manages the group and keeps individuals at a specific social rank. It is aggressively territorial and is completely dependent on its sea anemone.
"timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang
I'm not completely against it. That's what I said.
He's talking out his ass from his bs puritan stance... in general, women are far more often self conscious about their bodies than not, and women are often extremely cruel to each other.
From what I have heard, men are less cruel and less self consious...
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
I highly recommend the LA Fitness in Renton for any Seattleites looking for a wild locker room experience. there is a tiny Vietnamese man that will come stare at your pecker in the shower and attempt comforting small talk. I think they hired him to compete with the Capitol Hill 24 Hour amenities.
I don't know what I'm adding here, just observations, I guess. I go to a nearby YMCA. Take the kids (boys) there for swimming lessons, too. A couple things:
1 - the older ladies have NO problem walking all around in their nakedness. And they do. They dry their hair naked, sauna naked, etc.
2 - it is a newer YMCA and has a whole area for family changing rooms, 6 or 8 of them, that have showers. My boys never go in either locker room. Private restrooms outside the family locker rooms. Works great.
I love family restrooms. Makes it so much easier. Just annoying when we're waiting for one to open up and then a worker comes out after obviously using it for a private place to take a dump. But whatever. This is most common at the airport for some reason. ETA: Have yet to see 2 dudes (or ladies?) come out at the same time. Just realizing I should be prepared for that. ha
Gender reassignment must pay well. Caitlyn drives a GT3RS.
Pretty sure if you drive one of those you can use whatever locker room you want.
I still call it The Jake.
Let's try this. How many times has anyone here actually experienced having a transgender person in their lockerroom and been uncomfortable about it?
NOT people with the same genitalia that you think are staring.
Transgender. How many.
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