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Thread: Part 2: Padded Room Special Collection Of Junk That More Than Likely Will Be NSFW

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Pleats are so 1990.
    Iceman is gay in jeans.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mtnwriter View Post
    Iceman is gay in jeans.
    I lol'd
    Brandine: Now Cletus, if I catch you with pig lipstick on your collar one more time you ain't gonna be allowed to sleep in the barn no more!
    Cletus: Duly noted.

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    Iceman <3 Z Cavaricci.
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    This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
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    Sleeveless turtlenecks are sexier than pleats. Even pleats with titties.

    I wanted to heckle the clogs too...but then I remembered an ex girlfriend who was sexy as hell and always wearing clogs. I honestly probably just looked past the clogs to the titties though. She definitely did not have pants with pleats.

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    Clogs and sundresses go together like chocolate and peanut butter. The clog has a nice affect on the shape of the calf, assuming the girl has more than Q-Tips for legs and less than sausages for legs. Yes, I have spent a lot of time on college campuses and in Whole Foods stores thinking about this.
    Oh, the winter doldrums.
    However many are in a shit ton.

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    Unless you're a doc/nurse or waitstaff/chef clogs should never be worn in public. Anti-sexy

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    Klagg: Swedish Detective

    A Swedish detective comes to work for the New York Police Dept. Criminals can hear him coming, but there's nothing they can do about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by klar View Post
    Sleeveless turtlenecks are sexy?
    I dunno, does this count?

    "We need sometimes to escape into open solitudes, into aimlessness, into the moral holiday of running some pure hazard, in order to sharpen the edge of life, to taste hardship, and to be compelled to work desperately for a moment at no matter what. -George Santayana, The Philosophy of Travel

    ...it would probably bother me more if I wasn't quite so heavily sedated. -David St. Hubbins, This Is Spinal Tap

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Seems fake.
    Yup definitely fake. Utube is filled with this type of bullshit. The acting is always a bit off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomCrac View Post
    Klagg: Swedish Detective

    A Swedish detective comes to work for the New York Police Dept. Criminals can hear him coming, but there's nothing they can do about it.
    "Stop or I'll Klagg!"
    Well maybe I'm the faggot America
    I'm not a part of a redneck agenda

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Duke of Hurl View Post
    I dunno, does this count?

    Does the fact that it has a turtleneck make this more sexy? I can't say I get it, really.
    Ich bitte dich nur, weck mich nicht.

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    Turtle necks are for women who like to be choked. It covers up the finger marks while providing a light pressure on their necks to remind them of what they really like.
    You are what you eat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wicked_sick View Post
    How the fuck does this get past the Youtube censors?

    Quote Originally Posted by grinch View Post
    I was thinking , nice rack on that one , then a serious WTF moment
    Yep, me too.

    Quote Originally Posted by 2FUNKY View Post
    That's when I shut it off. My eyes.
    Oh, so you missed the ending where the two women are pissing all over themselves. Can't unsee that.

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    ^^Whoah...How is this still up?^^ Really weird to watch without sound...I was just humming my favorite song. Worked out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetski View Post
    ^^Whoah...How is this still up?^^ Really weird to watch without sound...I was just humming my favorite song. Worked out.
    If it is not linked, you need to sign in to youtube to watch. There are a lot of "adult" videos on youtube.

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    me want one

    watch out for snakes

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    God, it's been yrs since I played hand job karaoke
    If it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel View Post
    If it is not linked, you need to sign in to youtube to watch. There are a lot of "adult" videos on youtube.

    OK, but that doesn't actually show anything. The Peaches video was almost hardcore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    OK, but that doesn't actually show anything. The Peaches video was almost hardcore.
    Almost?

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    They give you a handjob while you are trying to sing karaoke? No fooling.
    I see hydraulic turtles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AaronWright View Post
    Almost?
    Not sure what to call it, but there wasn't any actual penetration shown - the usual definition of Hardcore pornography. The tranny dickslapping that one girl in the face and then the 2 chicks pissing certainly raised it above Softcore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    Not sure what to call it, but there wasn't any actual penetration shown - the usual definition of Hardcore pornography. The tranny dickslapping that one girl in the face and then the 2 chicks pissing certainly raised it above Softcore.
    What about that un-penetration part? The removal of an object?
    I see hydraulic turtles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    What about that un-penetration part? The removal of an object?
    Heh. You can't really see where it's coming out from (could be from under her ass, probably is) -- so I have no idea, since the implication is certainly there for it coming out of her pussy. Still waaaaay more explicit than anything else I've ever seen hosted by Youtube. That was my original point.

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    ^^^ from what I've heard, because it's "Art" it can pass.

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    The Tranny's name is Art?
    I see hydraulic turtles.

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