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Thread: A plea to Ullr (NSFW)

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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
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    Please accept these breastesis
    Yay for breastesis!!
    Would the rest of you cunts knock it off, Ullr is not happy since it is raining at my house.

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    Yeah, AK's pics are hot. I'm deleting my rant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tech Tonics View Post
    Ha! That's a mom of two right there buddy.
    Outstanding!

    On several levels.
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    This isn't nsfw enough. And mtngrl, stfu.
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mtngirl79 View Post
    You do realize that shit like this... making fun of this obese woman obviously trying to do something about it makes it a million times harder for her, right?

    You made your wife an object by posting pictures of her here. You have no right to complain when you don't like the response...
    Pics or get the fuck out. This thread is an offering to the pow gods...not a place to drop a social issues rant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mtngirl79 View Post
    You do realize that shit like this... making fun of this obese woman obviously trying to do something about it makes it a million times harder for her, right?

    You made your wife an object by posting pictures of her here. You have no right to complain when you don't like the response...
    Tits or STFU, cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mtngirl79 View Post
    You do realize that shit like this... making fun of this obese woman obviously trying to do something about it makes it a million times harder for her, right?

    You made your wife an object by posting pictures of her here. You have no right to complain when you don't like the response...
    Oh fuck it just starting raining at all elevations.

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    all the sudden I want a double latte
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dhelihiker View Post
    Oh fuck it just starting raining at all elevations.
    Sweet! Nice to feel powerful. What do you think a bunch of dick pictures will do for the weather?

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    Idk, some people here might be in to that.
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Idk, I might be in to that.
    fify
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    Brain dead and made of money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post

    Please accept these breastesis


    what is it about a gorgeous set of tits that makes men act like we just went through puberty.....I'm so guilty of that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mtngirl79 View Post
    Sweet! Nice to feel powerful. What do you think a bunch of dick pictures will do for the weather?
    forecast pre-dick-tions that ain't right
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    Quote Originally Posted by mtngirl79 View Post
    Sweet! Nice to feel powerful. What do you think a bunch of dick pictures will do for the weather?
    A stiff wind with possibility of semen
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Here are some real boobies for you..

    http://www.007b.com/breast_gallery.php

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    Quote Originally Posted by mtngirl79 View Post
    Here are some real boobies for you..

    http://www.007b.com/breast_gallery.php
    Nice find!

    I love all boobs, some more than others but I love them all.

    FYI its your attitude that sucks. The good news is you can change that pretty easy if your try.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mtngirl79 View Post
    Here are some real boobies for you..

    http://www.007b.com/breast_gallery.php
    you just have watch Game of Thrones to see "perfect tits" are few in reality but the only one with gorgeous ones in Game of Thrones is Carice van Houten
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    So if made a dating profile and you thought you were meeting some girl that skis and hikes and runs ... you think hot body and end up with me... I didn't lie, you assumed and I see the disappointment in your face and let's get this beer over with so I don't look like an asshole look before I even have a chance to speak... and then the comments like you should have to list your weight..

    I should just keep trying? Right?

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    A plea to Ullr (NSFW)

    Quote Originally Posted by mtngirl79 View Post
    So if made a dating profile and you thought you were meeting some girl that skis and hikes and runs ... you think hot body and end up with me... I didn't lie, you assumed and I see the disappointment in your face and let's get this beer over with so I don't look like an asshole look before I even have a chance to speak... and then the comments like you should have to list your weight..

    I should just keep trying? Right?
    Here's what you should do....


    Get.

    The.

    Fuck.

    Out.



    Quit cunting up great threads with your goddamn fucking pity party drama
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    I couldn't give a fuck, but today I am procrastinating so TGR is my filler.
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    faceshots are a powerful currency
    get paid

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    Then quit commenting!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenny Satch View Post
    you just have watch Game of Thrones to see "perfect tits" are few in reality but the only one with gorgeous ones in Game of Thrones is Carice van Houten
    Right nipple is off-center, 4/10 would not bang





    Seriously though, the whole point of this thread is real women and all their glorious imperfections.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mtngirl79 View Post
    So if made a dating profile and you thought you were meeting some girl that skis and hikes and runs ... you think hot body and end up with me... I didn't lie, you assumed and I see the disappointment in your face and let's get this beer over with so I don't look like an asshole look before I even have a chance to speak... and then the comments like you should have to list your weight..

    I should just keep trying? Right?
    respectfully I need to ask....so your big woman but want a man who is not fat and athletic to be able to get past your weight ?
    sounds like you need to be realistic and post your weight to filter the guys that don't want that

    if what I ask is true then high exceptions is the source of your disappointments and its unfair making it seem like only men are real problem here
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dantheman View Post

    Seriously though, the whole point of this thread is real women and all their glorious imperfections.
    great point no such thing as perfection
    its unfair to woman having to live up to this scam

    say Beyonce NYC shopping and she's not as hot as they make her look...gorgeous mind you
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenny Satch View Post

    say Beyonce NYC shopping and she's not as hot as they make her look...gorgeous mind you
    There's a Wal-Mart in NYC?
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenny Satch View Post
    you just have watch Game of Thrones to see "perfect tits" are few in reality but the only one with gorgeous ones in Game of Thrones is Carice van Houten
    FWIW, those likely aren't hers. Many hollywood topless scenes are done with pasties and makeup. There's a whole host of celebs talking about getting to choose their on-screen nipples if you google such things. Welcome to hollywood, everything is fake.

    And mtngirl, if you hike, ski and keep up for the most part, and the guy can't see past that, you're dating a shallow guy. They're everywhere. If you're not keeping up, then a person may see form and fitness issues. FWIW, there an older gal at my gym that is built like you, probably shorter, and absolutely crushes every workout. There's also a couple dainty waifs that can't pick up 35 lbs to save their life, but are eye-catching. I'd have the former.
    I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.

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