Dating Cost/Reward Ratio

**Dhelihiker** · 01-05-2016, 12:08 PM

**ghosthop** · 01-05-2016, 01:56 PM

Originally Posted by lifelinksplit

The boots.....it was the boots, wasn't it?

ha no boots necessary considering things were quite balmy back east last week. I don't pull out something like sushi/bar/tequila in bzn as often because the last guy they went out with probably tried to pass off potato skins at the griz. When the time comes, however, they will be swooning because of my sweet new b00tz.

Originally Posted by Sirshredalot

Reading this thread makes me glad I'm married. I don't think I could afford to keep up with you big spenders in the dating scene.

we're all just compensating because we don't have as much game as you, bro

Originally Posted by Dhelihiker

https://blowmeuptom.com/

all I got out of this is I should be merchandising better. Do you think a tshirt with my dick on it will improve my chances of sealing the deal?

**Dhelihiker** · 01-05-2016, 02:40 PM

Originally Posted by ghosthop

ha no boots necessary considering things were quite balmy back east last week. I don't pull out something like sushi/bar/tequila in bzn as often because the last guy they went out with probably tried to pass off potato skins at the griz. When the time comes, however, they will be swooning because of my sweet new b00tz.

we're all just compensating because we don't have as much game as you, bro

all I got out of this is I should be merchandising better. Do you think a tshirt with my dick on it will improve my chances of sealing the deal?

Tom Lykus has made a career out of teaching young men how to get laid for as little money as possible. Rule #1 always order the side salad at dinner. (you can eat later)

**irul&ublo** · 01-05-2016, 02:47 PM

Originally Posted by mtngirl79

Nicer, too. And more reliable, plus they don't have to come up for air..

Keep it clean and they won't have to

sb · 01-05-2016, 04:24 PM

Originally Posted by ghosthop

ha no boots necessary considering things were quite balmy back east last week. I don't pull out something like sushi/bar/tequila in bzn as often because the last guy they went out with probably tried to pass off potato skins at the griz. When the time comes, however, they will be swooning because of my sweet new b00tz.

we're all just compensating because we don't have as much game as you, bro

all I got out of this is I should be merchandising better. Do you think a tshirt with my dick on it will improve my chances of sealing the deal?

Absolutely, do this now.

**Tuckerman** · 03-08-2016, 08:17 AM

Cost are huge, rewards are OMFG.

**ghosthop** · 03-08-2016, 06:08 PM

Tuckerman, I think I speak for everyone when I say we are looking forward to your contributions in the near future to the Plea to Ullr thread.

Glad post-divorced life is treating you well.

**narc** · 03-09-2016, 01:49 AM

The cost to my self esteem is worse than any financial one.

**skiballs** · 03-09-2016, 06:44 AM

Thursday's 1st date email exchange:

me: I made reservations for x time.

her: Perfect, I promise I will not be wearing a pantsuit.

me: O my, if only you had a peach one, with matching blouse and shoes.

her: Be careful what you ask for.

her: I attempted to dress as Hillary Clinton for Halloween, but I just couldn't get the right fit. You know, the fit that says " I don't know where my vigina is"

**dtown** · 03-09-2016, 07:25 AM

Originally Posted by skiballs

Thursday's 1st date email exchange:

me: I made reservations for x time.

her: Perfect, I promise I will not be wearing a pantsuit.

me: O my, if only you had a peach one, with matching blouse and shoes.

her: Be careful what you ask for.

her: I attempted to dress as Hillary Clinton for Halloween, but I just couldn't get the right fit. You know, the fit that says " I don't know where my vigina is"

This has promise...

**Lightning1911** · 03-09-2016, 09:35 AM

Originally Posted by skiballs

Thursday's 1st date email exchange:

me: I made reservations for x time.

her: Perfect, I promise I will not be wearing a pantsuit.

me: O my, if only you had a peach one, with matching blouse and shoes.

her: Be careful what you ask for.

her: I attempted to dress as Hillary Clinton for Halloween, but I just couldn't get the right fit. You know, the fit that says " I don't know where my vigina is"

She sounds like a winner. She doesn't look like Hillary does she? Also does she know how to spell vagina?

**Tuckerman** · 03-09-2016, 09:36 AM

Originally Posted by ghosthop

Glad post-divorced life is treating you well.

Divorce??????

Oh that yeah almost forgot..

**Tuckerman** · 03-11-2016, 01:01 PM

Ex Sorority President new nursing student who looks like a underwear model is where its at. I'm afraid the bar has been set too high this time.

**skiballs** · 03-28-2016, 03:16 PM

Well I didn't figure in one of the costs. It's all fun and games until one comes along that you really like. It'd been so long since I had feelings, I forgot about that shit. I don't like it.