Dating Cost/Reward Ratio

[Art Shirk]

Lol. No. In Seattle. He didn't mean to buy that expensive of wine, but he and the waitress had a different definition of moderately priced. I think he was pissed.

To be fair to Willie, he probably took me out more/to better places than anyone.

38 isn't moderately priced in Seattle, it's cheap.

I usually call ahead and see what the corkage fee on a box of Mountain Chablis is.

[PNWbrit]

I usually call ahead and see what the corkage fee on a box of Mountain Chablis is.

Fuck corkage fee.

Hide it under table and pass the hose around.

[Mazderati]

^ Figured you too old for butt bongs.

[RootSkier]

He uses tampons.

[El Chupacabra]

Fuck corkage fee.

Hide it under table and pass the hose around.

^ Figured you too old for butt bongs.

Where did you think that hose goes?

[TNKen]

You always pay for it short term or long term. No exceptions.

[mtngirl79]

38 isn't moderately priced in Seattle, it's cheap.

I usually call ahead and see what the corkage fee on a box of Mountain Chablis is.

Huh. It tasted better than wine usually does, so the waitress musta been good at picking or something then. Wine is kinda wasted on me, I'd rather have a beer.

[TAFKALVS]

You always pay for it short term or long term. No exceptions.

Dates with my wife are more like $20-30 once a week or so. Go grab a couple cocktails and then netflix and chill. But I bet long term I've spent more since I'm on the hook for all her shit.

it's a wash for sure.

[muted]

After college you'll only remember the good times, not the food bills. Live a little.

[MakersTeleMark]

Digorno and a porno.

[muted]

Digorno and a porno.

A man after my own heart!

[Timberridge]

As far as Digiorno is concerned, I had a coupon for 50% off so I picked one up at the grocery store. It had to be the most horrible pizza I've ever had. I would have preferred making my own using Wonder bread, ketchup and a Kraft single. If you even get a hand job after serving one of those, the girl is really, really into you. I would be worried actually.

[muted]

As far as Digiorno is concerned, I had a coupon for 50% off so I picked one up at the grocery store. It had to be the most horrible pizza I've ever had. I would have preferred making my own using Wonder bread, ketchup and a Kraft single. If you even get a hand job after serving one of those, the girl is really, really into you. I would be worried actually.

For a frozen pizza it's fine. Obviously you are a high maintenance lay.

[mtngirl79]

No, digiorno is nasty. They put chunks of cheap, salty pepperoni in the sauce which makes me want to puke and there is always some thing off about the rising crusts. Freshetta is better, but still has that weird thing. Id rather have tonys. Its cheap and doesn't try to be anything else.

And I usually subscribe to the any pizza is good pizza philosophy..

[sb]

Had a Dpie once, thought it was ok. Spent several years of my youth slinging subs and za.

[ghosthop]

Three way?

I try to take this lady out whenever I make it home. Seriously, every time we go to a bar some dude or another ends up buying the two of us drinks. I still haven't quite figured out that one.

Vegan girl? Fuck that. Semen isn't vegan.

I keep coming back to the semen and vegan/vegetarian thing.

Is that a convenient excuse?

Since nothing with a future is killed is it ok?

Spit it out?

I'm so concerned and confused

you dudes are slipping. There's no moral argument if ends up on her face

After college you'll only remember the good times, not the food bills. Live a little.

ha hope the OP didn't come off as me bitching. By all means I had a great evening with a most excellent lady. Like Tipp said, it's money well spent. Just that as I get older the dates aren't getting any cheaper and plenty a times there is a clear, desired outcome that isn't a long-term monogamous relationship. Not surprised that for the married guys, once they make the commitment things are back to SOP.

[capulin overdrive]

Depends who makes more money...

True dat! Sadly some women that earn bank, haven't learned that batteries for the rabbit are cheaper than their boy toys.

[mtngirl79]

True dat! Sadly some women that earn bank, haven't learned that batteries for the rabbit are cheaper than their boy toys.

Nicer, too. And more reliable, plus they don't have to come up for air..

[Buster Highmen]

I usually call ahead and see what the corkage fee on a box of Mountain Chablis is.

And here I thought you were a penis grease kind of guy. My bad.

[Art Shirk]

And here I thought you were a penis grease kind of guy. My bad.

Only on those special occasions when the wife wears a nice pantsuit.

[sb]

Only on those special occasions when the wife wears a nice pantsuit.

likdis

[fastfred]

Usually I just ask her to meet up at happy hour, drinks are usually super cheap or free if you know the bartender, and 2 for 1 apps are the way to go, get out there for less than 30 bucks with tip, your not all full on a big ass expensive dinner so you'll be able to perform later with no problems, plus drunk sex, usually I try to goto her place cause chicks always seem change the sheets regularly, my sheets are usually only cleaned once a month or so, if she does come to my place I always make her walk since I don't need no more dwi's, after she hits the bong she'll never know the sheets smell like wet dog

[leroy jenkins]

If I'm willing to give a girl my time, she better be able to realize that is the most valuable commodity I have to offer, and that should be good enough.



What you're talking about isn't 'dating' though. I think its just trying to get laid. I'm glad you were successful.

[Timberridge]

If I'm willing to give a girl my time, she better be able to realize that is the most valuable commodity I have to offer, and that should be good enough.

I'll bet they just sit on the floor, legs crossed, in awe of you.

[babybear]

I'll bet they just sit on the floor, legs crossed, in awe of you.

lol