Part 2: Padded Room Special Collection Of Junk That More Than Likely Will Be NSFW

[oftpiste]

thought it was a yarmulke.

that fkn man bun is spooky

wot is wrong with sum peoples?

[TomCrac]

[Flyoverland Captive]

[iceman]

Ugly. Northern Maine holding it down for the EC.

[PNWbrit]

Ugly. Northern Maine holding it down for the EC.

Pretty in pink.

[irul&ublo]

Craig was at a few Gordy camps I went to...great guy, and puts on a hell of a presentation. First time to see the man bun though

[Meadow Skipper]

Ugly. Northern Maine holding it down for the EC.

Showing pink in northern NM.

[uglymoney]

Showing pink in northern NM.

That incoming storm looks rad! We already booked a house in Taos for the last week of Feb. Been too long...

[LegoSkier]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D654ALcA4aA

So this poped up on my fb feed today. I guess it's vaguely Xmas related since its shezus.

[Tippster]

So this poped up on my fb feed today. I guess it's vaguely Xmas related since its shezus.

...fixed.

She's kinda scary.

[cinnepa]

^^^^whoa, this should go over well here.

[cinnepa]

that fkn man bun is spooky

wot is wrong with sum peoples?

is there a protocol for man buns? no hats whatsoever?

[St. Jerry]

...fixed.

She's kinda scary.

Yikes, got those stay-away crazy eyes.

[sb]

At least she don't weigh 800lbs and still talkin nekid.

[skifishbum]

Craig was at a few Gordy camps I went to...great guy, and puts on a hell of a presentation. First time to see the man bun though

the zen quarter lappin bobbleheads a hoot
rog's mentor ya know
if anybody needs a gordy camp video analysis beat down it'd be him
watchin him ski makes my eyes bleed

[Vt-Freeheel]

Nice body, crazy eyes, tap that bitch with a ball gag in her mouth.

[k2skier112]

1. “I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.”

2. “Borrow money from pessimists — they don’t expect it back.”

3. “Half the people you know are below average.”

4. “Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.”

5. “A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.”

6. “A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.”

7. “All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.”

8. “The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”

9. “I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.”

10. “How do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink?”

11. “If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.”

12. “When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.”

13. “Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.”

14. “I intend to live forever ... So far, so good.”

15. “Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.”

16. “What happens if you get scared half to death twice?”

17. “My mechanic told me, ‘I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.’”

18. “If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.”

19. “A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.”

20. “To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.”

[Gcooker]

...fixed.

She's kinda scary.

Wonder is she's planning a move to Panama in the next bit?

[Vt-Freeheel]

[Powder Ho]

I don't know. While I liked that , it just seemed wrong. Maybe, it's too close to Christmas. I was raised Catholic so there's that.

[huckbucket]

Still like this one better

[ColoMike]

1. “I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.”

2. “Borrow money from pessimists — they don’t expect it back.”

3. “Half the people you know are below average.”

4. “Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.”

5. “A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.”

6. “A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.”

7. “All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.”

8. “The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”

9. “I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.”

10. “How do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink?”

11. “If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.”

12. “When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.”

13. “Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.”

14. “I intend to live forever ... So far, so good.”

15. “Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.”

16. “What happens if you get scared half to death twice?”

17. “My mechanic told me, ‘I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.’”

18. “If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.”

19. “A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.”

20. “To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.”

Some of these are gold.

[Vt-Freeheel]

I don't know. While I liked that , it just seemed wrong. Maybe, it's too close to Christmas. I was raised Catholic so there's that.

Tough being Catholic and a Ho.

[Powder Ho]

Tough being Catholic and a Ho.

Well played sir!

[k2skier112]

Some of these are gold.

my fav
8. “The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”