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    Quote Originally Posted by jm2e View Post

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    My life story. I hope they play this loop at my funeral.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomCrac View Post
    Mass. bridge strikes again

    Ok, just one more comment ...

    Given that there appears to be a PERMANENTLY MOUNTED video-cam for this exact phenomenon, I'm going with the driver KNEW what was going to happen and just wanted to be on film. I swear I saw an arm sticking out of the cab window with a selfie- pole cam just before bridge contact. I'm with Tip.

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    MA BRIDGE CRASH

    I'll provide a little local knowledge on this particular underpass which is in the Islington section of lovely Westwood, MA. It was on the way to where I went to High School many years ago. On the mountain this particular roadway would be a green trail (maybe a cat track) Traffic would rarely be going over 20 mph. It's curved, narrow and approaching an intersection. Now if someone is dumb or shitfaced enough to try to fit a box truck under it they might try it doing 30 mph. There have been dozens of crashes there over the years and all that ever happens is that the occupants piss their pants and lose their jobs.

    Speaking for my fellow mass holes I think it's pretty inconsiderate of those cunts to fuck up traffic like that by not paying attention to the goddam signs.
    Damn, we're in a tight spot!

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    FKNA
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    FB viddy to work here but this glider is pretty kewl

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obstruction View Post
    MA BRIDGE CRASH

    I'll provide a little local knowledge on this particular underpass which is in the Islington section of lovely Westwood, MA. It was on the way to where I went to High School many years ago. On the mountain this particular roadway would be a green trail (maybe a cat track) Traffic would rarely be going over 20 mph. It's curved, narrow and approaching an intersection. Now if someone is dumb or shitfaced enough to try to fit a box truck under it they might try it doing 30 mph. There have been dozens of crashes there over the years and all that ever happens is that the occupants piss their pants and lose their jobs.

    Speaking for my fellow mass holes I think it's pretty inconsiderate of those cunts to fuck up traffic like that by not paying attention to the goddam signs.
    C'mon, it's a catering truck. At least stop to see if any deviled eggs made it intact.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PB View Post
    Ok, just one more comment ...

    Given that there appears to be a PERMANENTLY MOUNTED video-cam for this exact phenomenon, I'm going with the driver KNEW what was going to happen and just wanted to be on film. I swear I saw an arm sticking out of the cab window with a selfie- pole cam just before bridge contact. I'm with Tip.
    You've never actually spoken to a box truck driver before, have you? Most don't know what is going to happen after they inhale some air.

    More amazing is the fact that there is only one microscopic sign saying that the bridge is only 10'6" clearance in that shot, but they had the forethought to put up a camera instead of a bash pipe 100' in front of it.
    I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.

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    Quote Originally Posted by f2f View Post
    That HAS to be a joke.
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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    I like this one.

    "One season per year, the gods open the skies, and releases a white, fluffy, pillow on top of the most forbidding mountain landscapes, allowing people to travel over them with ease and relative abandonment of concern for safety. It's incredible."

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    Hollee crap.


    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    ^WTF??? Hold my beer and watch this!
    I see hydraulic turtles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    ^WTF??? Hold my beer and watch this!
    God damn....no shit!!!!
    Never in U.S. history has the public chosen leadership this malevolent. The moral clarity of their decision is crystalline, particularly knowing how Trump will regard his slim margin as a “mandate” to do his worst. We’ve learned something about America that we didn’t know, or perhaps didn’t believe, and it’ll forever color our individual judgments of who and what we are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jm2e View Post

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    MC Escher

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    Hollee crap.


    Holy hell!

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    Just want to share this write-up on how to get into the pentesting (penetration testing) business.

    http://imgur.com/a/c4WNF

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bobby Finstock View Post
    Snicker.
    I see hydraulic turtles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RShea View Post
    Just want to share this write-up on how to get into the pentesting (penetration testing) business.

    http://imgur.com/a/c4WNF
    I would never be able to pull off the shoes.
    I see hydraulic turtles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    Hollee crap.

    How to achieve the ultimate edge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TahoeJ View Post
    how did they know where to block the road ?
    Find a Path That Captures Your Heart and Follow it to its End !!

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    Steven S. Dallas is back!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    Hollee crap.

    Huh, that's about what Snowbowl looked like at the beginning of last March.
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    I would never be able to pull off the shoes.
    you may just have to tug harder?
    or get in the right position for some extra leverage?
    but maybe just leave them on?

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    Cheese looks questionable, but everything else looks good to me.

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