'14/'15 Magic Shitshow aka Everybody's an Expert thread

[Gepeto]

Seriously?

Very... painted every hotel, harbor crane and chemical tank on the jersey coast line as a yut.

Worked a bosun chair at 14 and rope scaffolding and window jacks at 16.

A few missteps, here and there, but only one big mishap. Two guys dangling from about the 7th floor for 3.5hrsish. I was the ground man. One of the danglers couldn't make it up a 6' step ladder for a long while.

Dad bought a steeple jack company in 71'... it re-manifested itself many times over since.

[RustyGroomer]

Lame, nice fucking place y'all got going.

while trying not to start shit here. WTF does this have to do with Magic?

I really could care less about your personal shit or anyone else's. Again, what this has to do with Magic?

Binky's an asshole so therefore Magic is as well? Just trying to understand.

[buttahflake]

All I said was, over rotating brahj.
He had to work to find out that kind of personal info. He's an asshole, you got that right RG. Looks like I'm getting banned. My password no longer works. Fucking lame

[twodogs]

All the good ones leave or get banned Buttah.

[RustyGroomer]

you posted. How the hell are you banned?

[Timberridge]

you posted. How the hell are you banned?

Einstein-Rosen bridge aka wormhole.

"In the late 1980s, Kip Thorne a theoretical physicist at CalTech postulated that a wormhole could be made into a time machine. According to Einstein's theory of general relativity, a wormhole could act like a bridge though space-time by connecting two distant points with a shortcut. Certain types of wormholes, it's theorized, could allow for time travel in either direction, if we could accelerate one mouth of the wormhole to near-light speed and then reverse it back to its original position. Meanwhile, the other mouth would remain stationary. The result would be that the moving mouth would age less slowly than the stationary mouth thanks to the effect of time dilation."

[RustyGroomer]

Too long.

[buttahflake]

All the good ones leave or get banned Buttah.

Thanks Rog
No longer can I login to my laptop, soon will be my phone.
Lame

[DoWork]

Rosen bridge

That would make a great alternative term for the female taint.

[twodogs]

Thanks Rog
No longer can I login to my laptop, soon will be my phone.
Lame

I am the anti-Rawj bro. Le Kawk v2.0

[buttahflake]

I am the anti-Rawj bro. Le Kawk v2.0

My bad, neighbor!
I apologize for that

[Gepeto]

That would make a great alternative term for the female taint.

wow, really on your game... must be the onsie conversion.

Is that like scientology only different?

Do you plan on going complete Aryan with the white cross??

[RustyGroomer]

SAVE BUTTA

This seriously can't be a banning. That would be pretty ghey. That's bad gay.

Another case where we need tags.

[Binky]

What did Buttah do to get banned?

Interesting, indeed. Maybe too much wax today and he forgot his password

[Timberridge]

Physics humor to lighten the day. Nice work DW.

The 'wormhole' probably sounds creepy to girls.

I had no idea they could disable your laptop independently of your phone? Level 2.0 IT.

[Peruvian]

I am the anti-Rawj bro. Le Kawk v2.0

Thanks for the heads up. I'll go ahead and block you posts immediately.

[jgb@etree]

I am fucking shaking...

50 year old man playing on the internet like a child. You're outgunned here, buddy. Be VERY careful
.

Who are you, and why does your ass hurt so badly about shit that likely has nothing to do with you?

Buttah may have an abrasive e-persona on the interwebs, but he's good people through & through. That's a fact. Good guy to burn, chill or ski with, so just calm down & take a deep breath. I can't even imagine the thought process that leads one to respond to criticism of ski technique (appropriate or not) to posting personal information on TGR?!? Did I miss the part where he insulted your family or something? I'm sure you're a decent guy, Binky, but this nonsense certainly isn't indicative of that.

[jgb@etree]

*Sigh* I guess there's no sense in hiding anymore... I'm running for POTUS. Gonna have Vermin Supreme as my running mate- I have always thought a pony-based economy was the way to go.

It all makes sense now. A couple of weeks ago the Mrs said something along the lines of "What's up with DW? Lately all of his FB posts are full of political junk. If he weren't a good friend of ours, I would unfriend him for making my FB page full of lame political nonsense."

You gonna be Bernie's campaign manager or something?

96 degrees & 95% humidity in Orlando today. Fucking brutal. I can't wait for it to start snowing.

[jgb@etree]

All I said was, over rotating brahj.
He had to work to find out that kind of personal info. He's an asshole, you got that right RG. Looks like I'm getting banned. My password no longer works. Fucking lame

This had better be a joke/misunderstanding. If buttah has been banned (for what?!?) this place sucks.

[Gepeto]

Buttah may have an abrasive e-persona on the interwebs, but he's good people. Good guy to burn, chill or ski with. I'm sure you're a decent guy, Binky.

First, someone's got to make sure Buttah only gets a bitch slap instead of excommunicated.

Secondly, Binky needs to get credit for getting Buttahflake to commit to UF this year.

[philth]

WTF happened here? I gotta read back a few pages. Lame

[FussyDutchman]

Thanks for the heads up. I'll go ahead and block you posts immediately.

I'm in full agreement here!

I may have to spansa 2 tiks to the next local show, never met Binky or Buttah but I guarantee this is common ground that would put this to bed.

Back to my growler of mastermind!

[Binky]

First off, as far as I know Buttah is not banned.
My assault had little to with his comment and more to do with his accumulation of attacks or abrasive remarks to those undeserving of them. Guy thinks his shit doesnt stink and he hides behind his e-persona. Dont' like my style? Well, I don't give a fuck. He needed to realize that he isnt invincible. The way I see it, mission accomplished. I have put up with his shit in other threads and today, well, I had enough.
I am sure he's good guy. DoWork wanted me to meet him a year ago when we skied a day together. There's simply no need to be such a dick all the time, "local" or not.

I am done with this drama.

[Binky]

First, someone's got to make sure Buttah only gets a bitch slap instead of excommunicated.

Secondly, Binky he needs to get credit for getting Buttahflake to commit to UF this is year.

I will ensure that he isnt banned. If he is, it will get fixed. It's nothing I have done. This wasnt a ban-able event by any means. If it was viewed as such, that's wicked soft

[DoWork]

96 degrees & 95% humidity in Orlando today. Fucking brutal. I can't wait for it to start snowing.

Bernie would straighten this shit right out, brah haha